| 3:12p |
Jake made a list of "things to have when zombies attack!!!!!!" on Facebook.
The list consisted of a Scottish fortress, a flame thrower, massive food supply, a rocket launcher and lots of ammo.
His friend then replied with this:
"Wow, you don't know anything about zombies do you? It's like you got all of your information from video games. Look, Rocket launchers are hard to load and take a lot of practice to fire effectively. Besides that, if zombies were anywhere close to your Scottish Fortress (Not a bad idea in itself) you'd be blowing away your walls as well. Plus, zombies are attracted to noises since that's where humans tend to be, meaning every shot would just bring more walking dead streaming your way. And the flamethrower? Sure, it's nice in certain situations, but if those zombies ever ever get into your castle, you're screwed. The only thing worse than having zombies chase you is having burning zombies chase you. Not only that, but it takes at least a few minutes to reload, time you don't have in a moderate to severe zombie attack. Your gear is cool, but unless you bring along some buddies with supplemental weaponry, you'll just end up getting owned." |