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[11 Aug 2010|06:19pm] |
UNITED STATES POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE,
PO BOX 555, NEW YORK NY 10116-0555
EMAIL: lnspector@uspisonline.net
Attention,
This is to notify you that we have intercepted your parcel from DHL COURIER SERVICE are making the delivery and we have stopped the delivery process for some security reasons stated below:
1. Our scanning system has detected that your parcel contains a confirmable ATM CARD to the tune of $6,500,000.00 USD..
2. Such ATM CARD coming from African /Europe/Asia is been verified by the POSTAL INSPECTION SERVICE which we have directed our inspection team to proceed with the verification to ascertain the authenticity of the ATM CARD and now after all the verification on the Parcel/ATM CARD, having contacted the issuing institution who made it known to our office that the ATM CARD is a Genuine one and Not ILLEGALLY ACQUIRED.
We have also forwarded the Serial Number of the ATM CARD to the U.S,Treasury Department and they confirmed that the CARD is Authentic and ready to be cashed at any ATM MACHINES.
Also for the Delivery of the Parcel to continue, you are in obligation to obtain from Spain, a Duly Sworn Affidavit from Spanish High Court which will back up the Origin of Fund. This is in line with the Anti-Terrorist Campaign which the USA Government has embarked on recently to protect our Territory from future attacks. You should therefore contact the sender of the CARD or the DHL Courier Agent in Madrid Spain to get the Sworn Affidavit for you while we wait to receive from you the Affidavit File Number to enable us forward your ATM CARD to your address.
Below is his contact information. Note that the cost of the Affidavit is $98 DOLLARS and do not hesitate to remit the amount to him.
Name: Mr Nelson Morgan
Email address: nelsonmorgan@gala.net
Tel:+34 671 735 253
We shall then forward the CARD to you and you will be sure of a genuine CARD that is coming to you. We are doing this for your interest considering the rate which fraudulent and stolen checks/CARD are been sent to our innocent citizen that most times put them in problem. Always send your correspondence to our secure email: lnspector@uspisonline.net
Your urgent action on this notice will be appreciated.
Sincerely,
RICHARD GLUCKMAN
Postal Inspector in Charge
U.S. Postal Inspection Service
lnspector@uspisonline.net
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[14 Feb 2010|09:34pm] |
lower_card:hey
kagata:Hi
kagata:what's up?
lower_card:not a
lower_card:you'
kagata:same
lower_card:your a cutie
kagata:Thanks
lower_card:can i ask you something personal
kagata:Sure
lower_card:what size are your bras
kagata:My breasts are so insanely gigantic that I can't even try to control them with a bra
kagata:I basically use a hot air balloon
lower_card:what do you mean
kagata:Exactly.
lower_card:what
kagata:Sorta.
lower_card:how
kagata:now brown cow
lower_card:waht
kagata:a nice potato patch you have there, miss baht
Then he stopped talking to me! :( I don't understand why.
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[11 Jan 2010|10:45pm] |
Monday:
Work: 9-12
Japanese: 1-2
Linguistics: 3-4
Tuesday:
Work: 9-11
Geography: 11-12:15
Japanese: 1-2
Literature: 3:30-4:45
Wednesday:
Lab: 10-12
Japanese: 1-2
Linguistics: 3-4
Thursday:
Geography 11-12:15
Japanese: 1-2
Literature: 3:30-4:45
Friday:
Recitatation: 11-12
Work: 12-4
(Technically have Japanese from 1-2, but we hardly ever have class then...)
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| lol (also known as: wow, I am really bored) |
[05 Jan 2010|01:24pm] |
"In June, 2007, Aims Community College purchased approximately 40 acres (160,000 m2) of land in Berthoud at Interstate 25 and Colorado State Highway 56, announcing plans to build a state-of-the-art regional campus.[5],[6]
retarded"
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berthoud,_Colorado
"In the latter capacity, the town acts somewhat as a gateway to nearby Vega State Park and other recreational sites along the northeast side of the Grand Mesa.the best place to hunt ever."
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collbran,_Colorado
"features:
The town also has a town hall located inside the preschool[...]"
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iliff,_Colorado
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[21 Dec 2009|08:15am] |
Advanced Japanese: A
Japanese culture: A-
Issues in American Thought: B
Chemistry: D
Best Christmas present I could have asked for.
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[07 Dec 2009|10:58am] |
Question: Is it alright............?
Ok first let me start off by saying my friend absolutely didn't do it but he went to jail with the charge gross sexual imposition under the age of 13. He is 20 is he aloud to hang out with a 17 year old. Imean in any other case it would be okay but is it in this case
Answer: "If he was charged with gross sexual imposition under the age of 13 then that means he inappropriately touched someone under 13. As in a CHILD.
If you're the 17-year-old wanting to hang out with him then I would reconsider my choices because his company isn't the kind you want to keep.
However, there is nothing illegal with just "hanging out." It will only become illegal if you do something sexual together because 17 is still a minor."
( you didn't piss me off one bit FUCK YOU CUNT )
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[02 Dec 2009|02:59pm] |
http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/
"Yesterday night I couldnt go to sleep because my crush had denied me so I grabbed my Eclipse book and read where Edward said "You are the only one who has touched my heart, It will always be yours, sleep my only love." and I pretended I was Bella and cried myself to sleep. Edward is perfect. MLIT"
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| Answer to a grammar question |
[19 Oct 2009|06:56pm] |
Question: do you say tirer or more tired? considering the approach that tire is a one syllable word and that considerign that it's supposed not to use more before it. thank you for your answer
Answer: Um, no it's more tired. You see, if you say tirer, it wouldn't really make sense; due to the fact that people in older times used to say things more fluently and decently.
So, it is more tired.
Y!A
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| From Mum |
[01 Oct 2009|09:12pm] |
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG )
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA )he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
MADE IN KENYA
Y'all gotta Keep this one circulating, please!
Oh dear, oh dear...
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| I think someone used Babelfish |
[17 Aug 2009|09:31pm] |
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"Kinuko who worked in a ticket shop continued adultery with Kohei. Two people were able to meet only on Tuesday. Kinuko meets Hijiri and Manabe of the friend. Hijiri and Manabe weren't lovers, but lived together. Hijiri contacts Kinuko who caught cold kindly, but Kinuko depends on Kohei. Loneliness increased, and Kinuko wanted to stop adultery slowly. And by the reason of Manabe having had a lover, Hijiri moved in the apartment next to Kinuko." - The Mars Canon.
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[05 Aug 2009|01:12pm] |
You are cordially invited to translate at the translation party: They need to translate the translation!
http://translationparty.com/
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[03 Aug 2009|10:21am] |
When Mum is gone the house is quiet and my stress is low.
When Mum is here the house is noisy and my stress is high.
Purely coincidental, I'm sure.
Also, my lower back still really hurts :(
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| My Mom is Special! |
[27 Jul 2009|07:47pm] |
My Mom is special because She by's me toys and also pets. And play's with me.
I like it when my Mom Let's me play with my friends.
My Mom can do many things! I think she's best as Cooking food
My Mom has a pretty smile! I like to make her smile by Flower in her garden.
My Mom is as pretty as a blue bird in the sky.
My Mom is smart! She even knows How to cook food with out looking.
This is to certify that my Mom is the greatest!
because: she makes me happy as her beatiful garden.
-Katrina, May 15, 1998
(which I then wrote as "5-5-98")
I think I recently learned of apostrophes and I'd be damned if I wasn't going to show that knowledge off!
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[23 Jul 2009|11:51am] |
Why does Jake get a printer when he lives in the same house as Mum to print out cheat sheets and D&D crap but I'm going to have to keep battling with the schools' printers in order to print out my school papers?
AND they want me to set it up for them!
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[15 Jul 2009|02:32pm] |
http://lang-8.com/62899/journals/192339
"Idealically students try to brush their teeth by themselves, followed by assistant teachers' final brushing (a student lies on the floor and a teacher brushes students' teeth) in order to keep teeth clean."
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