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[07 Dec 2009|10:58am] |
Question: Is it alright............?
Ok first let me start off by saying my friend absolutely didn't do it but he went to jail with the charge gross sexual imposition under the age of 13. He is 20 is he aloud to hang out with a 17 year old. Imean in any other case it would be okay but is it in this case
Answer: "If he was charged with gross sexual imposition under the age of 13 then that means he inappropriately touched someone under 13. As in a CHILD.
If you're the 17-year-old wanting to hang out with him then I would reconsider my choices because his company isn't the kind you want to keep.
However, there is nothing illegal with just "hanging out." It will only become illegal if you do something sexual together because 17 is still a minor."
( you didn't piss me off one bit FUCK YOU CUNT )
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[02 Dec 2009|02:59pm] |
http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/
"Yesterday night I couldnt go to sleep because my crush had denied me so I grabbed my Eclipse book and read where Edward said "You are the only one who has touched my heart, It will always be yours, sleep my only love." and I pretended I was Bella and cried myself to sleep. Edward is perfect. MLIT"
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| Answer to a grammar question |
[19 Oct 2009|06:56pm] |
Question: do you say tirer or more tired? considering the approach that tire is a one syllable word and that considerign that it's supposed not to use more before it. thank you for your answer
Answer: Um, no it's more tired. You see, if you say tirer, it wouldn't really make sense; due to the fact that people in older times used to say things more fluently and decently.
So, it is more tired.
Y!A
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| From Mum |
[01 Oct 2009|09:12pm] |
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG )
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA )he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA ) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY ) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA ), John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL ), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA
AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT
MADE IN KENYA
Y'all gotta Keep this one circulating, please!
Oh dear, oh dear...
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| I think someone used Babelfish |
[17 Aug 2009|09:31pm] |
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"Kinuko who worked in a ticket shop continued adultery with Kohei. Two people were able to meet only on Tuesday. Kinuko meets Hijiri and Manabe of the friend. Hijiri and Manabe weren't lovers, but lived together. Hijiri contacts Kinuko who caught cold kindly, but Kinuko depends on Kohei. Loneliness increased, and Kinuko wanted to stop adultery slowly. And by the reason of Manabe having had a lover, Hijiri moved in the apartment next to Kinuko." - The Mars Canon.
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[05 Aug 2009|01:12pm] |
You are cordially invited to translate at the translation party: They need to translate the translation!
http://translationparty.com/
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[03 Aug 2009|10:21am] |
When Mum is gone the house is quiet and my stress is low.
When Mum is here the house is noisy and my stress is high.
Purely coincidental, I'm sure.
Also, my lower back still really hurts :(
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| My Mom is Special! |
[27 Jul 2009|07:47pm] |
My Mom is special because She by's me toys and also pets. And play's with me.
I like it when my Mom Let's me play with my friends.
My Mom can do many things! I think she's best as Cooking food
My Mom has a pretty smile! I like to make her smile by Flower in her garden.
My Mom is as pretty as a blue bird in the sky.
My Mom is smart! She even knows How to cook food with out looking.
This is to certify that my Mom is the greatest!
because: she makes me happy as her beatiful garden.
-Katrina, May 15, 1998
(which I then wrote as "5-5-98")
I think I recently learned of apostrophes and I'd be damned if I wasn't going to show that knowledge off!
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[23 Jul 2009|11:51am] |
Why does Jake get a printer when he lives in the same house as Mum to print out cheat sheets and D&D crap but I'm going to have to keep battling with the schools' printers in order to print out my school papers?
AND they want me to set it up for them!
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[15 Jul 2009|02:32pm] |
http://lang-8.com/62899/journals/192339
"Idealically students try to brush their teeth by themselves, followed by assistant teachers' final brushing (a student lies on the floor and a teacher brushes students' teeth) in order to keep teeth clean."
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[15 Jul 2009|11:18am] |
筋
すじ
Muscle, sinew
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[22 Jun 2009|10:03pm] |
Whoohoo, I didn't get any scholarships again this year.
*sigh*
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[05 Jun 2009|10:28pm] |
When I let the rabbit out I stay down with her and watch her constantly because I know she will eat the carpet, the couch, the table, the blankets, and everything else if I don't. If she runs somewhere I can't see her from my current vantage point I move so I can keep an eye on her.
But when Mum lets her out she watches TV or falls asleep on the couch so Maggie will pick at the carpet, chew up the couch, munch through wood, and basically destroy everything we own.
And when she does notice the rabbit doing it does she go up and remove her from the situation? Does she give her something that she can chew on instead? Does she even just put her back in her cage?
No. She'll sit there, watching her, and yelling, "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO CHEWING! DON'T CHEW THAT! NO!" as if that will do anything.
Because if there's one thing a rabbit understands, it's yelled English.
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[15 May 2009|10:01am] |
So, today I woke up to the lovely sound of Mum screaming at Maggie. At 8 AM.
Obviously not being able to sleep because she won't stop, I rush upstairs to find out what's going on and apparently Maggie got out of her cage. She would have figured this out sooner had she done the responsible thing and checked on her the moment she got up rather than just going straight to the computer. But that's too much to ask.
Now, instead of calmly putting her into her small cage and fixing the play area so she can't get out again, she instead continues to scream and chase her around so that she's frightened out of her mind. Because she obviously wasn't seeing that she was terrorizing her bunny I said to her, "You need to calm down. You're scaring her. It's just going to make her harder to catch."
Her reply?
"I need to scare her!"
Christ.
Later on in the day, I got a phone call from the technician who is going to fix my computer. As I tried to talk on the phone Sky wouldn't stop screaming. Instead of helping me out by quieting her down, Mum instead just added to the whole mess by constantly trying to interrupt me while I'm on the phone to remind me of petty details.
In case you don't know, Sky screams more when she hears Mum and knows she's not talking to her.
No need to wonder why I constantly feel stressed at home!
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