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[28 Aug 2007|05:54pm] |
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Got a pedicure today.
Have a meeting @ country club tomorrow to talk about my shower. I love details. They are what I am best at.
Ribs have been pushed up to my throat which is not fun. Went to the doctor yesterday & she told me that I should "walk around proud" because I look "amazing" pregnant w/ twins. I don't feel amazing. I feel uncomfortable.
Wentworth Miller is gay? Damnit, their team takes all the good ones. All of my best looking male friends (& certainly the ones in the best physical shape) play for the other team. If The Love ever left me I would be a beard. I'd be a great beard. I'm charming & you can take me anywhere. In return I want an amazing garden & home in the hamptons. Hear me Wentworth? Perez is breathing down your neck. You need a beard. Call me.
Owen Wilson tried to off himself? Not over Kate Hudson???? She's so skanky. She looks like she wears dirty underpants!
My dog has been eating dirt. What the hell is that about? My dog has pica??? You have GOT to be kidding me!!!
Anyway, my toes look good. That is all that matters really. My belly is huge, but my feet are dead sexy;)
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