xstubbygrubbsx
 
01:29am 09/05/2004
  Dear Mr. Stubbygrubbs,
Lately I've been thinking about suicide. I don't think my life has gone the way it's supposed to and I feel distressed. Suicide seems like the only way out. Whaddya think?

STUBBS: i think you're right. kill yourself. please. be that one less nigga holdin my shit up in traffic. life don't owe you a goddamn thing. if you don't know how to pull the trigger an shit e-mail me an i'll draw you a picture...

www.stubbygrubbs.com
 
     Bitch
 
 
  xstubbygrubbsx
 
01:29am 09/05/2004
  Dear Mr. Stubbygrubbs,
Lately I've been thinking about suicide. I don't think my life has gone the way it's supposed to and I feel distressed. Suicide seems like the only way out. Whaddya think?

STUBBS: i think you're right. kill yourself. please. be that one less nigga holdin my shit up in traffic. life don't owe you a goddamn thing. if you don't know how to pull the trigger an shit e-mail me an i'll draw you a picture...

www.stubbygrubbs.com
 
     Bitch
 
 
  xstubbygrubbsx
 
12:49am 04/05/2004
  OH MY GOD my cock just came off in my hand an shit!!! GODDAMN MUFUCKA IMMA HOLDIN MY COCK THAT JUST CAME OFFA MY BALLS! nvermind...false alarm...

YO! check out who was sniffin around my trash cans!

www.stubbygrubbs.com
 
     Bitch
 
 
  xstubbygrubbsx
 
11:03am 28/04/2004
  Reasons why An American Werewolf in London is tha baddest mufucka to hit a joint, son! An fuck all ya'll perpatraytas that don'ts agree an you can lick on my pee-pee an take a crayola an stick it up my brown eye an shit an then lick that mufucka 37 times an you can still go fuck yourself, son!

1. It's got werewolves an shit. We should stop rite now, mufucka!

2. CUZ IT'S GOT JENNY AGUTTER IN THAT MUFUCKA, SON! i'd get arrested for this beotch, playa! i'd lure her in wit that promise of millions an a new career an slip some KY in that ass an catch her on that fly an then she'd look at me with her eyes closed halfsway in exctasy an shit an she would softly whisper "raaaapppppeeee!"

3. cuz of that crazy ass scene in tha beginning when Griffin Dunne gets fucked up like a chew toy an screams like Prince at a gym meet. that shits supreme fucked up. DECK!
4. CUZ THA SLAUGTERED LAMB HAS GOT THA DOPE BREW, SON! we talkin Guinness an chicken noodles soup an shit! an darts too, kid!
5. cuz tha werewolf transformation scene is tha deffest shit that ever hit Planet Earth! fuck CG, son! that was raw talent at work. Rick Baker's a ho-slappin pimp! i haven't seen it yet but Van Helsing can lick tha q-tip that came out of my pee-hole after my gonnorea test at tha clinic, son!

tell me how dope i am!

www.stubbygrubbs.com
 
     Bitch
 
 
  xstubbygrubbsx
 
01:03am 20/04/2004
  CHA CHA CHA CHECK IT MUFUCKAS!

we hads to put Booga back in ICU cuz his hemroid flared backs up an shit an i flicked that mufucka one too many times an it swole up an got pink an stupid an shit. cryin ass mufucka! but his nurse got throat deep on my bizalls so da shits all good, son! oh! an check it! i hads a CRAZY discharge from my ding dong this mornin but i think it was just the peaches an cream oatmeal i hads for breakfast this mornin an shit! i'll updates as i'll feel like its an shit but ifns some mufuckas rollin a tayta i ain't got no loves fo ya'll niggas! OH! And scientists recently acknowledged that Pluto may, in fact, be an asteroid and not a planet, due to it's gravitational pull and somewhat lengthy sun rotation. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH!
 
     Bitch
 
 
  xstubbygrubbsx
 
04:58pm 16/04/2004
  SABBA HOTCHK DOOKIE CHIPPY SMOTCHK!

What's black and white and red all over?

STUBBROCK: TUPAC IN HIS WHITE BMW AFTER I BLASTED DAT NIGGA, SON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

STUBBROCK: TO SNIFF UP ON MY DING DONG, PLAYA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH!

What's doper than dope?

STUBBROCK: 10 FLY BEOTCHES LICKIN UP ON MY DINGALING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

What's doper than that?

STUBBROCK: 1 FLY BEOTCH LICKIN UP ON 10 OF MY DINGALINGS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What do you call a female with no legs?

STUBBROCK: EASY TO GET YO FUCK ON WITH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

What do you call a female with no legs and no arms?

STUBBROCK: EVEN EASIER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

STUBBROCK: i don't calls a cow with no legs nothin, son. i likes my cows to be perfectly healthy an active an then cut down in its prime to be shit i'd get my munch on with...

I'M SO FUCKIN DEF, SON! OH SHIT, IT'S ONLY 1:34 IN DA AFTERNOOON AN I"MS FUCKED UP!


www.stubbygrubbs.com
 
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  deadlyfire
 
02:55pm 16/04/2004
  Whoaa what's with the colours?! You tryina blind someone?!?

Okay yeah you guessed I'm a bitch...lol cool community, feeling right at home!!
Add me if you want, and add a comment so I can add you back ;-)
 
     Bitch
 
 
  fadingfromyou
 
09:19pm 18/01/2004
  im new here.
and IM a bitch.
so this is a great community



and what the fuck is up with these colors?
you can barley read what the hell im typing.
 
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New here 
  saikochyuruu
 
04:59pm 11/06/2003
 
mood: cranky
music: A Flat / Staind
I'm also new here. Looking good but is there a possibility to tone down the screaming colors a bit? No offense, really...
 
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  _valid
 
06:07pm 03/05/2003
  new to the community, and i like it already.  
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04:18pm 27/03/2003
 
mood: aggravated
WElcome all to bitch&rant...
 
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