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Friday, December 12th, 2003
4:23 pm - Bill Dawg Has Converted
I got sick and tired of Blurty last night, so Rachel hooked me up with a Dead Journal account. Sure, call me a traitor if you want, but at least I'm a happy traitor LOL Don't worry though, I'll still keep this account going, and I'll still use this username to comment in my friends blurties. But noooo more updates. This is it, YA'LL! This journal is just history now, and everyone who has replied in it should feel special.... for they are forever etched in the halls of time alongside my gorgeous statue. Ok, heres the link to THE NEEEEEEWWWWW JOURNAL OF BILLLLLLL DAWWWWWG!

See you on the other side!


current mood: pleased
current music: "Dawn of the Dead" - The Murderdolls

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Thursday, December 11th, 2003
10:38 am - Friends (No, not the TV show)
***WARNING*** This entry is pure pondering and whatnot. Only read this entry if you like reading someone's deep and sometimes frightenly hostile thoughts.***

Yeah, my friends. Two specific friends out of them all. They're both close, but so far. Wish I could have been there for you....

You guys confused yet? LOL Sure you are, don't fuckin lie. Anyway, what all that was about was that I've got two friends who are going through some shit right now. I'm not gonna mention any names for theur privacy, but once they read this, they'll know who they are. First, we'll start with (Insert Name Here). Her friend's "boyfriend" is being a total jackass to them both, and then he goes and lays his hands on (Inser Name Here). What the fuck? You're the big man, shoving a girl. This fucker is lucky I don't go to FHS anymore, or else I'd kick the shit outta him. Nobody touches my friends like that, or you'll get this crazy ass white boy on you..... win or lose, I'd still make sure he'd get a good bruise or scar. It's assholes like that who give us dudes a bad name. (Insert Name Here), don't hesitate to defend yourself if that loser ever touches you again.

Now, onto my other friend. She called me up last night, crying her eyes out. Her ex told her he loved her, but then recently told her he was just using her while he was waiting for this other chick to break up with someone. Fuck, how can you do that to someone? I don't understand it at all. Anyway, I want to tear this guy's eyes out and decapitate him.

I'm a real sucker for a crying girl, and I feel it's my responsiblity as a friend to try and help her feel better. So I talked to her, trying to calm her down a little bit. She told me how her ex brings around his new girlfriend and flaunts her right in front of her, teasing her. Then she told me he laughed at her when he saw her crying... I'm like what the fuck? Are some people really that messed up that they can do this to somebody? (Insert Name Here), I hope you're able to put this jackass in the past, and not let him win by letting yourself fall apart. I know its hard, I know, but you're better than him and his juvenile stupidity. You can do it ;-)

Ok ok, now I feel a bit better. I stayed awake for about 20 minutes last night, just thinking about my two friends. Being this compassionate is both a gift and a burden, but I'm glad I have it. The feeling of helping loved ones out is something really special to me.

Oh come on! Stop puking! It wasn't that mushy LOL


current mood: sympathetic
current music: "Stan" - Eminem w/ Dido

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Tuesday, December 9th, 2003
4:28 pm - HUNGER!
DAMN! All I had for lunch today was my leftover popcorn chicken and a bag of cinnamon goldfish. I was so unsatisfied. And whats really bad is that all the office people BROUGHT their lunch, so no one ordered out like they always do. DAMN! There's not many things that get me down, but not having a filling lunch is one of them. Oh well, we're gonna go hit up Stop & Shop, so I'll get a shitload of Chef Boyardee food WOOOOOOOOO!

Yeah, this is gonna be a uncharacteristically short entry, but I'm too hungry to think of anything constructive to say.


current mood: hungry
current music: "The Hunger" - Cult of the Flaccid Pond

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Thursday, December 4th, 2003
7:54 pm - Thursday
Ah, my day off. Today was pretty much an ordinary day... except that my mom over-slept, so my little brother Richie was late for school. Since my mom's neck's been bothering her this week, she was like "Whatever, stay home." That sucks, cause Richie hasn't shut the hell up since he woke up this morning. Anyway, my mom woke me up and I had to help her drop the laundry off. Theres this Indian dude there that does it for her, so it's all good. Then we headed over to Wal-Mart, and I combed the electronics section for a couple things: 1) The Pirates of the Carribbean DVD; 2) Some Misfits CDs; and 3) a new video game. I couldn't find one or two, but I bought a Star Wars video game. Hey, call me a geek if you want, but I'll never stop playing video games.... they give me a release from the real world.

Before I walked up to the counter to pay for it, I grabbed a computer game called Aliens VS Predator... for FIVE BUCKS! I was like damn, this game was the shit a couple years ago, and now its down to 5 bucks. So I bought it. That's were my aggravated mood comes in. While I was installing the game, I tried to get the second disk out. It was stuck fast to the case, and stupid me, I pulled too hard. The disk cracked.... I was like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" FUCK! I hate it when that happens.... but ah well, it cost me 5 bucks... I can always go and buy a new one.

On a lighter note, Jamie sent me her Barbizon modeling pics. She looked awesome in the pics, as I knew she would. A couple were so good, like this one with her wearing a beret, I was like "WOW!" LOL Then she called me a couple minutes ago, and we chatted for a bit. She's hella-cool!

In other news, tomarrow's Friday, and thats the Official Me and Michelle Day. The only problem is, she's broke, and tired of going to the movies. Damn, I could go to the movies all the time and I'd never get tired of it.... but obviously she doesn't feel the same way LOL Don't know what we're gonna do... maybe we can go eat somewhere and then chill afterwards. We shall see.

I'm counting down the days till December 17th.... the day Return of the King comes out in theaters, and also the day I finally meet up with my fellow Cult of the Flaccid Pond member, Rachel. Can't wait for the 17th! Get well soon Rach!!!

I burnt a new CD mix.... this one's NUMBER 19 BABY! (Note that there is almost no mainstream music on this CD)

1.) Feuer Frei - Rammstein
2.) A Secret - King Diamond
3.) Holy Diver - Dio
4.) Bring the Pain - Mindless Self Indulgence
5.) Punk Rock 101 - Bowling for Soup
6.) Bloodclot - Rancid
7.) Stan - Eminem w/ Dido
8.) Love Rollercoaster - The Red Hot Chili Peppers
9.) Anarchy Burger - The Vandals
10.) Ask the Angels - The Distillers
11.) Hell Yeah - Montgomery Gentry
12.) The Family Ghost - King Diamond
13.) Ich Will - Rammstein
14.) Ruby Soho - Rancid
15.) Fight Music - D12
16.) Tornado - Mindless Self Indulgence
17.) My Girlfriend's Dead - The Vandals
18.) Dirty Black Summer - Danzig
19.) Black Devil - King Diamond

And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'm OUT.

current mood: aggravated
current music: "Bring the Pain" - Mindless Self Indulgence

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Tuesday, December 2nd, 2003
8:33 pm - A Quiz Made By Yours Truly
I was bored so I made this on Quizilla. Only my friends who've read my infamous B.S. Comics will probably have at least some understanding of this LOL

ZZZZZZzzzzzzz. You are Iggy, the slow, stupid,
drooling, always hungry lizard-dog. You're
daily routine is simple: Wake up, eat, sleep,
sleep some more, wake up, eat, sleep, drool a
lot, then go to sleep again. A perfect pet for
any child.

Which B.S. Comics Character Are You??
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current mood: accomplished
current music: "Punk Rock 101" - Bowling for Soup

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Friday, November 28th, 2003
12:40 pm - Thanksgiving Blast
Happy belated Turkey Day! Yesterday was definitely one of the best Thanksgivings I've had in a long time. Me and the folks went over to my friend Matt's house for dinner, the food was pretty good. And there were meatballs..... damn they were good. But before Matt and Amber got there, me and his bro Chris went and played True Crime: Streets of LA for Xbox, then watched 2 Fast 2 Furious. Then dinner, then Matt played True Crime while Amber complained about him playing for hours LOL Then we all watched X-Men 2, which is much better than the first one. We stayed until 9:30.

In other news, I've finished making a CD for Michelle. I've completely customized this fucker... i even put a front and back cover for the case. I also put a design label on the CD itself. The CD itself has some rockin' tunes, so rockin' in fact that I listened the CD a couple times LOL DAMN I'M GOOD!

My pal Jamie seems to have finally found her "fun factor", and has been having no-holds-barred fun lately. I'm damn proud of how she's handling herself. It feels good to know that I've been helping her out. She's really cool, and smart too. Keep it up, Jamie. I'm here, you're here, we're all here, LET'S ENJOY LIFE! :-)


current mood: thirsty
current music: "Scream" - The Misfits

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12:07 pm - The National Organization of Boob Explorers

Dr. Melvin (guy tapping boob): As you can see Bradley, these particular specimens are of perfect bounce quality. With each tap, I create these nicely pronounced jiggles.

Bradley: Fascinating, Dr. Melvin. Also, as I watch these jiggles, they create a nicely pronounced woody in my pants.

Dr. Melvin: Elementary, my dear Bradley.

current mood: thirsty
current music: "Purple Pills" - D12

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Tuesday, November 25th, 2003
11:34 pm - Rachel's Wonderful Quiz
Hey there ::wink wink:: you are NEIL. The lucious
lady lovin drummer. Your pedafile past may
bleed into the present, but it sure doesnt
distact you from druggin reluctant groupies or
gettin with the spanish whores on the corner.

What Member of MAdpET are you?
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current mood: sleepy
current music: "Twist of Cain" - Danzig

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Sunday, November 23rd, 2003
8:52 pm - The Big Bad Recap.... Not Really
Well well well, I finally got to see Michelle's college on Friday night. Nice place, I could definitely see myself pimpin' some A pluses there LOL Anyway, we went to see this little show thing the school puts on called the Late Night Series. A bunch of wanna-be bands and guitarists were there, and this cheap rip-off of Pauley Shore with a fuckin Dr. Seuss hat kept telling corny jokes all night. Despite the lacking music, it was a unique thing to see, and a breath of fresh air compared to just another movie night. Michelle looked her usual adorable self, and we cuddled a little during the "show." Fun stuff. She loved her wind chime, by the way YESSSSSS!

I also had a great day at work on Friday, but I'm too lazy to put it in here.... yet LOL


current mood: lazy
current music: "Man on the Silver Mountain" - Rainbow

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Friday, November 21st, 2003
7:01 pm - Vampire Quiz
Thought this was kinda cool.... it sucks that there isn't any pictures though.

Driretlan is your Vampire name.
You are a witty Vampire with a certain style that
others are drawn to.
To use your new Vampire name and become a Vampire,
go here:

What is your Vampire name?
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current mood: happy
current music: "1 Million Years BC" - The Misfits

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Thursday, November 20th, 2003
12:01 pm - Scary Movies, Video Games, and Pimpin' Station Wagons
Jesus Christ, I haven't updated since November 12th! I'm getting too lazy these days. I guess I'll start this update off with the movies. Me and Michelle went to see Scary Movie 3, and despite the bad stuff I heard about it, I think it kicked the shit outta the original. First of all, the whole feel of the movie took on more of a "Naked Gun" atmosphere; things would happen that made no logical sense, and THAT my friends is my favorite form of comedy. I don't think the Wayans brothers came anywhere near this movie, so maybe thats why it was better than the original (never bothered to watch the second one). It had some great cameo appearances, most notably George Carlin and Leslie Neilsen. It wasn't the greatest comedy ever, but it was still a good laugh. It's definitely a worthy candidate for the Bill Dawg DVD Collection.

I can't remember what day exactly, but I cleaned out my car, a 1986 Mercury Grand Marquis Station Wagon. Yup. I got off my lazy yet coveted ass, grabbed my boom box, and headed outside. I put K-Rock on, blasted that sumbitch, and got to work. You wouldn't believe some of the shit I found in there. Besides the usual old air fresheners and Dunkin Donuts napkins (which magically appear in EVERYBODY's car, even if they haven't been to the damn place), I found a bag of old clothes, a pink rag, ancient cigarette boxes, a Santa Claus Pez dispenser, a CB radio, and an inspection report for the car from 2001. Not to mention other smaller, more insignificant things, like straw wrappers.

The car itself is in great condition, although the battery is dead. The paint on the right side is sadly chipping off, but the rest of the outside is good. The headliner is in excellent condition, but the front leather seats are ripped. I'm gonna have to ::shudder:: buy seat covers for them. The tape deck is trash, as it's been merrily eating tapes for years now. The speakers are all crap. So now, I'm going to have to buy a CD player with a detachable face, and completely upgrade the speaker system. That's quite a load of money right there, not to mention the busted air conditioner.

In other news, since almost none of my friends (including Michelle) like The Lord of the Rings, I talked to my pal Rachel and asked if she wanted to see it in December. Hopefully, she can go, cuz I want to see that fuckin movie on the big screen! I'm too lazy to write out the rest of my news, so I'll just make a list.

- I bought the Grand Theft Auto Double Pack for Xbox. That includes Vice City and GTA3.
- I wrote up my Christmas list, and it's nothing but CDs, video games, DVDs, and other expensive things.
- I chatted with Erin and we agreed we have to hang out soon.
- My friend Nick used my suggested band name for his band as a fuckin SONG TITLE!
- Jamie sent me her senior pics, and all I can say is WOW (in the positive way).
- Michelle wants to go to some open mic thing at her college this Friday. I'll go.
- Emily sent me some Fright Fest pics, and I gotta say that I look dead sexy in them. Look for some to be up on my site soon.
- I laughed very loudly when I heard about the latest lawsuit against Michael Jackson, that no-nosed white skinned freak.
- I can be one lazy son of a bitch.


current mood: peaceful
current music: "The Dark Side of the Moon" - Pink Floyd

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Wednesday, November 12th, 2003
6:42 pm - Running the Gauntlet
Ahhh, today is my day off this week. Since Monday, I've been dealing with the feverish paced perils that come with the office rat job description. Yeah, I'm an office rat, as I've been since June of 2002. But you know what? The money is great, and the flexiblity of my hours kicks serious ass. I was damn lucky to get into this when I did... not many other teens get this kind of money with their first jobs.

But anyway, as I was saying, it's only Wednesday and works been crazy already. They released some houses for sale, so they have geezers filing in through the front door like lemmings lining up for a cliff-dive. The place fills up with at least 40 old people at the busy hours. What the hell do I do during all this? I make brochures (its got all the house info inside), replace the ever-depleting water bottles in the cooler, re-fill the mint dishes (It's fucking insane how many mints these bastards eat!), among other mindless yet taxing jobs. On these kind of days, it's hard to be an office rat. But hey, like I said before, it pays off. I have to work tomarrow and Friday... but I got a movie date with Michelle on that same Friday, so I got something to look forward to. WOO-SA!

That's about it for now... can't think... I want to eat my no-name brand Spaghetti- Os with meatballs in peace.


current mood: relaxed
current music: "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver" - Primus

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Sunday, November 9th, 2003
11:17 am - The Lighthouse
I had quite the adventure yesterday. My parents decided to go to the Barnegat Lighthouse, located on Long Beach Island. The lighthouse is the second tallest in the US; the tallest is in Massachusetts I think. Anyway, they just recently finished repairing the lighthouse, so me and my little brother climbed to the top.

Damn, I think I got more exercise in the 15 minutes I spent going up and down the lighthouse then I've had in a month LOL The stairs, which were yellow and see-through, spiraled insanely upwards and downwards. On the way up, I had to stop at some of the windows to catch my breath. My legs are still fuckin' sore from the climb. Anyway, we finally got to the top, and aside from the super fucking cold wind, it was awesome. I took some pictures of the sea, of the family vehicle in the parking lot, one straight down so you could see the height we were at, and a pic of the actual spinning light thing. It was a cool ass feeling to be up that high, above everyone and everything around you for miles and miles.

The trip back downstairs was much easier and faster.... all I did was jump over the railing and splashed into the ocean, at least 150 feet down. JUST KIDDING. We went back down the stairs and passed a group of hot babes, but oddly enough, I didn't stop to stare. Sorry ladies, Michelle is my Real Deal, not you. Finally we got to the bottom, found the folks and stopped by the gift shop. My mom picked up a few things, and I got something for Michelle. Then it was homeward fucking bound from there.



current mood: awake
current music: "Death Blooms" - Mudvayne

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Thursday, November 6th, 2003
8:22 pm - A Survey About Yours Truly
Actually, I stole this from my friend Nick's Blurty, who in turn stole it from his friend. But hey, stealing is fun. To all my friends, fill this out.

1. My name?
2. Where did we meet?
3. Take a stab at my middle name.
4. How long have you known me?
5. When is the last time we saw each other?
6. Do I smoke?
7. Do I believe in God?
8. When you first saw me what was your impression?
9. My age:
10. Birthday:
11. Color hair:
12. Color eyes:
13. Do I have any brothers or sisters?
14. Have you ever had a crush on me?
15. Have you ever been jealous of me?
16. What's one of my favorite things to do outdoors?
17. What's one of my favorite things to do indoors?
18. Do you remember one of the first memorable things I said to you?
19. What's my favorite type of music?
20. What is the best feature about me?
21. Am I shy or outgoing?
22. Would you say I am funny "ha ha" or funny
23. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?
24. Would you consider me a friend, an acquaintance,
or a good friend?
25. Would you call me preppy, slutty, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else, if something else, what would you say?
26. Do I like school?
27. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?
28. Are my parents still together?
29. What's my favorite color?
30. If I had broccoli in my teeth would you tell me?
31. What would u give me out of 10 for personality?
32. What would you give me out of 10 for looks?
33. What annoys u most about me?
34. Do u think I am funny?
35. If you could do one thing to me what would it be?
36. If you could go anywhere with me where would it be?
37. Do you trust me?
38. Do you know anyone that fancies me?
39. Do you know anyone that hates me?
40. Do you love me?
41. Have you ever had a dream about me?
42. Have i ever been mean to you?
43. Who do you think i will marry?
44. What will i be when i grow up?
45. Whats my favorite band?
46. Give your complete and honest opinion about me?

current mood: calm
current music: "I Love Rock and Roll" - Joan Jett

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Wednesday, November 5th, 2003
10:08 pm - The Return of Lara
Ladies and gentlemen, an unprecedented event has taken place. This event has shaken the very foundations of the Bill Dawg Kingdom. After months of being reported as Missing in Action, Lara has contacted me, causing a shock felt across the entire continental United States. Ok, so it wasn't THAT big a deal, but pretty cool nonetheless....

About a half an hour ago, I got an IM from none other than Lara, my good friend that I've gone to school with for years. Last time I talked to her in person was early August. It felt good to chat with her again. I couldn't call her cell, and I was too lazy to call her house and try to catch her home. But she IMed using Emilys screename, and we talked a little bit. Tomarrow she wants to hang out, which is absolutely fuckin cool with me. I gotta go to Wal-Mart tomarrow and pick up GTA for my Xbox, but I'll even leave the game in plastic upstairs to chill with her. Nothing like old friends appearing out of nowhere LOL Well, thats all. It's Snickers and Dr. Pepper time for me.


current mood: ecstatic
current music: "Welcome to the Jungle" - Guns N Roses

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Tuesday, November 4th, 2003
3:28 pm - Which Member of the Smashing Pumpkins Are You? Quiz
I am Billy!
You're Billy Corgan! You diva, you. Having lots of
self-esteem is great, but watch out or your
arrogant attitude might cause the band to break

Which Smashing Pumpkins member are you?
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current mood: content
current music: "Spaceboy" - Smashing Pumpkins

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3:20 pm - What Smashing Pumpkins Song Are You? Quiz
bullet with butterfly wings
You are "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"
from the album "Mellon Collie and the
Infinite Sadness."

What Smashing Pumpkins Song Are You (lots of outcomes)?
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YEAH! My favorite SP song!!!

current mood: amused
current music: "Where Boys Dare to Tread" - Smashing Pumpkins

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3:15 pm - Which Smashing Pumpkins Album Are You? Quiz
MekllonCollie and the Infinite Sadness
You are MellonCollie.. all sides of the Pumpkins
glory are displayed here, but the artistic side
is still young.. you have the grunge, you have
the love.. you have everything.. you have

Which Smashing Pumpkins Album Are You?
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Their best album! And I am the best. I AM BILL DAWG!

current mood: amused
current music: "Muzzle" - Smashing Pumpkins

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Monday, November 3rd, 2003
6:29 pm - A Matrix Quiz
You are Morpheus-
You are Morpheus, from "The Matrix." You
have strong faith in yourself and those around
you. A true leader, you are relentless in your

What Matrix Persona Are You?
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Hmmmm, I'd prefer not to have those gay shades that Morpheus wears, but whatever.

current mood: bored
current music: "Cherub Rock" - Smashing Pumpkins

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Saturday, November 1st, 2003
7:45 pm - I, Mighty Mallet Man
Well, I guess I gotta recap my Fright Fest experience. Grab a Pepsi and a bag of chips, and enjoy.

Michelle showed up around 6:15 last night, and we went to Emily's house to meet her and this guy from my school, Ed. It wasn't until we got there that I found out we were going in Ed's Buick. I was caught off guard by this BLASPHEMY, but I got over it. Anyway, we left, listening to my Great Milenko CD on the way. Michelle was incredible with the damn directions (LOL), so I was starting to get worried we'd end up lost. But my lady came through, as I hoped she would. We finally got there sometime in the 7:00 hour, and the line to get in was huge. We had to wait most of an hour to get through all the way.

When finally got inside, the whole entire group yelled at me for letting this one chick cut in front of me (she had her friends tickets too, so they just HAD to cut) but I was next, so it wasn't that big a deal anyhow. We went off searching for the Haunted Trail, and when we found it, IT SUCKED. On Hallo-fucking-ween, they barely have anybody working the place. We made our way through, and came across the "Carnival" part of the event. This is where the title comes in. I saw the Test Your Strength thing, and since I wouldn't do it for Michelle back in Wildwood, I wanted to repent my sin LOL

It was score based, from 1 to 100. We got behind two other people, and I paid 5 bucks for 3 hits. Michelle got a picture of me looking back at her with the mallet in my hand. And then, my time had finally come. Destiny beckoned to me. I hefted the mallet up and swung it mightily down onto the drum. I expected to get some pathetic score, but instead, I shocked myself and a bunch of onlookers with a score of NINETY FUCKING EIGHT! A 98! I was like WOW. My second try..... ANOTHER 98!!!! I was getting so suped that I nearly tripped over the mallet as I brought it back to my side LOL My third try was phenomenal...... with the best concentration, I swung for the last time.... and got a 43 LOL WOOOOO! It doesn't matter though, everyone is a winner for this one. Michelle picked out a purple dinosaur with zipper teeth, and I felt accomplished! I proved my manhood, mother fuckers LOL

This entry is getting too long, so I'll sum up the rest. We went on the Elvira ride (The Right Stuff) and saw some hypnosis show. We didn't have enough time to wait on lines for rides, unfortunatly. But right when we were about to leave, Michelle, her brother, and Ed go and run onto line for Batman and Robin, which seemed like no one was waiting for anyway. Turns out they took a half an hour, because the line was inside, but still long. They got off, we took some group pics, and we went home. Michelle sorta kinda got us lost going back, but she straightened it out. We left at about 11:30..... I got home around 1 something. All in all, Fright Fest wasn't as scary as I hoped, but it was still fun. Happy Halloween, jackasses!


current mood: cheerful
current music: "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Nirvana

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