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Thursday, March 24th, 2005

Subject:yeah
Time:7:39 pm.
So things are great.

Eric Bana is my new adopted son.

I'd like to adopt Clay Aiken sometime this century as well.

He'd make a rather cute pet.

I could buy him one of those spiked dog collars and call him, "Ruff MCGruff"

That would be so cute.

I could keep him under the stairs

Not in a creepy fashion.

But sort of like um, you know, Harry Potter? The room he stayed in under the stairs

only nicer

I have a largggeeee staircase

Yeah, I like being a father.
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Friday, December 10th, 2004

Subject:little feet
Time:3:09 pm.
Mood: lonely.
Music:Milk maids.
*sigh* I am aware that I am a very OLD wizard. Not quite as old as SOME, but not as young as many. But still, sometimes, especially today, I find myself wishing that I had a child! A child! A child to call my own! A nice child. I really wish I had a child *cries*

So, I have a question for Mr. Eric Bana. May I adopt you?!? You're so cute! And nice! Move in with me and I'll be your father! your father!

Your Father!

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Friday, October 8th, 2004

Subject:Salieri!
Time:1:32 pm.
Mood: annoyed.
Music:Brahms (even though i hate him).
Hello Salieri, this post is for you bitch.

Salieri, he has the nicest hair, even though I hate him!!!!! I fucking hate him! He's so mean to Frody!

It's 2004 people! And salieri is acting like a fucking prick in the year of 2004! It's stupid!

Salieri, your music stinks!
To like it would be not to think!

Wise! Wise! I bet you wish you were wise Sal! I bet you wish you could buy some fucking wisdom on ebay!

Well, you can! From this man!

http://www.ncsa.uiuc.edu/Divisions/PublicAffairs/LinuxCluster/RobPennington.jpg

I hope that pic works. fuck YOU if didn't Sal!

Well Sal, I hope we can be friends some day, after all of these nice things I've said about you baby.

Bye!
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Wednesday, September 29th, 2004

Subject:harnesses
Time:2:34 pm.
Mood: amused.
Music:fish ass.
hello hoes! and broomsticks! I am so proud of brad, peter and benicio. You guys sure deserved to win that beauty contest. I say I say, this is the 3rd time peter has won a beauty contest now isn't it? Although he came in 2nd this time to Brad Pitt. But Brad IS hard to beat.

Harsh cruel world it is for Frodo. He spends each and every night crying over Salieri. Salieri is a bastard!

Bastard!

I go now!

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Monday, May 10th, 2004

Subject:Hey Chickens and Turkeys!
Time:12:08 pm.
Mood: indescribable.
Music:I feel sexy....
Hey everyone! I missed my dear little blurty! *hugs blurty*

It seems like such a long time since I last updated!

I have a new e-mail address! It's ispankfrodo@yahoo.com!

lol! Cool isn't it?

I want you guys to know more about me, so I'm going to post happy pictures for you all!

This is my mom!

http://www.castandcrew.org/images/Poulin%20-%20Moose.jpg

Here's my ex-wife's son!

http://www.bridgeboymusic.com/billyboy/evilboy2.JPG

Here's me as a little boy!!!

http://www.swerbo.com/archives/early_years/billy-evil-kenivil.jpg

Here's me as a little girl!

http://niko-niko.net/misc/mewmew016.jpg

Heehee! I was animated!

My drunken ex-husband!!!!!!!!

http://www.make-stuff.com/images/witch.jpg

Here's me all pretty!

http://www.johnbrack.ch/pics/Rebecca%20Holden%20Freedom.JPG

Isn't it great?!

Love this, bitch!

http://www.fear.org/image/jacki2.gif

I must leave this evil computer hole! I hate it! Hate! Hate!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Gandalf
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Tuesday, April 20th, 2004

Subject:Yay!
Time:1:44 pm.
Mood: hot.
Music:Full House is on TV, heehee!.
This is my first entry in my blurty! OMG! I'm so excited! I'm a lot cooler now I have a blurty!

Well you all know I'm the coolest man alive, right? Well I AM!

I'm so cool, people want to be me!

http://www.stylewithsubstance.com/musings/baytobreakers/gandalf.jpg

There are pieces of plastic that want to be me!!!!

http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/lotr/lotr/blowup/gandalf.jpg

YEAH BITCHES! BITCHEIEEESSSSSSSS!

Meow, meow jerk body!

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/l/alb274/gandalf.jpg

God, this is hot.

http://www.ianhend.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ranger/images/xmas2002/gandalf%20(Medium).jpg

Here's a pic of me as a baby!

http://ulysse.reinbold.be/gandalf-05-03-2002-profil.jpg

Seduction

http://www.myskyra.net/miscimages/lotr/exclusive/gandalf-close.jpg

My panties ;) heehee!

http://www.kulichki.com/~sverdlov/chanson/gandalf.jpg

I hope you liked my first blurty entry! Bye bye everyone!
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Subject:Yay!
Time:1:44 pm.
Mood: hot.
Music:Full House is on TV, heehee!.
This is my first entry in my blurty! OMG! I'm so excited! I'm a lot cooler now I have a blurty!

Well you all know I'm the coolest man alive, right? Well I AM!

I'm so cool, people want to be me!

http://www.stylewithsubstance.com/musings/baytobreakers/gandalf.jpg

There are pieces of plastic that want to be me!!!!

http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/lotr/lotr/blowup/gandalf.jpg

YEAH BITCHES! BITCHEIEEESSSSSSSS!

Meow, meow jerk body!

http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/a/l/alb274/gandalf.jpg

God, this is hot.

http://www.ianhend.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ranger/images/xmas2002/gandalf%20(Medium).jpg

Here's a pic of me as a baby!

http://ulysse.reinbold.be/gandalf-05-03-2002-profil.jpg

Seduction

http://www.myskyra.net/miscimages/lotr/exclusive/gandalf-close.jpg

My panties ;) heehee!

http://www.kulichki.com/~sverdlov/chanson/gandalf.jpg

I hope you liked my first blurty entry! Bye bye everyone!
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