Since we appear to be less than two days away from war, here's some stuff to do in the meantime.

Let's get drunk instead with The Gulf War Drinking Game.

Delve into the "behind the scenes" area with Dubya's private diary.

We could watch Sesame Street.

At least we're going to be making money on this whole deal.

Maybe we can spend some of that cash to see a play.

This is, of course, all dependent on whether we can even find Iraq.