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Not surprising
9th September 2003 6:59pm
My inner child is one year old today

My inner child is one year old!

Everything is new to me. I like watching the world
go by around me, and I don't sweat the small
stuff--or the large stuff, either. Just so long
as I stay warm and safe and dry, life's pretty

How Old is Your Inner Child?
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An open letter
7th September 2003 12:25am
Dear user,

Yes, you can't stay logged in. Neither can I. Everyone knows. Stop opening requests about it already, and for god's sake, just shut the fuck up about it. The admins know and they're the only ones who can fix it. Whining about it and telling the support people (most of whom, btw, can not answer requests right now) that they're idiots and didn't help you is not going to magically make things work. So go find something else to do. Even if you have nothing better to do than sit on a website all night long, there are other websites. Amazing concept, isn't it? Besides - your friends aren't that fucking interesting anyway, you're better off not seeing their oh so secret posts.

Now piss off,
6th September 2003 6:41pm
4th September 2003 4:15am
<penguin> There are 32 (29 open, 3 still need help) green requests on the board: 1 open in Clients, 22 open in Customization, 6 open and 3 SNH in General/Unknown.

<Goat> There are 61 (45 open, 16 still need help) green requests on the board: 1 SNH in Communities, 21 open and 1 SNH in General/Unknown, 2 open in User Picture Icons, 1 SNH in Clients, 2 open in Syndication (RSS), 20 open and 13 SNH in Web Interface.

For those who don't know, Penguin is a bot that keeps track of open requests on Blurty and Goat is the same bot Penguin is based on that does stats for LiveJournal.

If I felt like it was worth the trouble of going over to the camera, there would be a picture here of me flipping off all the fuckers who used to laugh at how much better LJ support was than Blurty support.

By the way, there's only 32 green in the private categories - only one is more than a day old, and 30 are in our Age Issues category. So, we take out the 30 under 18 requests LJ wouldn't be dealing with, and the 22 Customization requests LJ would answer with "look at howto", and we have 12 total open here.

It's so easy to claim superiority when you have ten times the workforce and only 2-3 times the userbase. Kind of loses the effect, though, when you're getting your ass kicked by a bunch of mutts who are just out to do what they're meant to do - help people. You guys can do all the reviews and crap you want, we'll sit here and answer requests like we're supposed to.
music ~ Muse - Citizen Erased
National Do Not Call Registry
31st August 2003 2:13pm
For all U.S. people - today's the last day to register without waiting three months
Fun with AI bots on IRC
19th August 2003 10:33pm
[22:30:19] <poetic_tragedyx> tweaker, you're my bitch.
[22:30:27] <bertho> heh
[22:30:31] <tweaker> poetic_tragedyx: I'm going to bitch at me tomorrow because i'm in the closet.
[22:30:35] <bertho> tweaker, who's your daddy?
[22:30:40] <poetic_tragedyx> sure.
[22:30:44] <bertho> haha. tweaker's gay?
[22:30:48] <tweaker> bertho: My daddy is an uptight little bitch i have my paypal debit card.
[22:30:49] <poetic_tragedyx> Oedipus is...
[22:30:58] <tweaker> I'm gay, and i didn't think you'd be able to see me for some gay reason.
[22:31:05] <bertho> hahahahaha
[22:31:08] * bertho dies
mood ~  amused
Friends stuff
14th August 2003 12:40am
I did a bit of friends list cleaning. If I dropped you, you're most likely someone I have on my LJ friends list, and you haven't updated here in the past six months. If by some miracle, you see this and don't plan on using your Blurty, feel free to drop me in return. If I'm wrong, just let me know and I'll add you back. I likely won't post FO here without cross-posting to LJ, so you won't be missing anything.

Now give me cheesecake.
mood ~  tired
music ~ Remy Zero - Save Me
13th August 2003 12:31pm
F A M E by spazyspag
Youre famous for:Acting
You get famous:February 16, 2058
You make $$ per/year:$1.82927147149906e+15
Do people like you?Everyone wants to bone you.
Dead/Alive:No one knows
Created with quill18's MemeGen!
31st July 2003 12:34pm
I'm a generally unfuckwitted, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
music ~ Coldplay - Yellow
Now you see me, now you don't
23rd July 2003 2:12pm
Been meaning to post for a while now, but things keep delaying me. And it's not gonna happen for a while, either. We're moving into a new house starting today, so I'll be MIA several times until maybe Tuesday or Wednesday. See ya when I get back.
10th April 2003 4:46pm
This is amusing in a sick way. (miaow, you might not want to look. ;-) )
21st March 2003 7:44pm
Who would make the better president?

Thieved shamelessly from anjori.
20th March 2003 6:04pm

I've remained quiet on my views of the war, and I'm going to continue to, but this annoys me. Do people really think that marching in the streets will accomplish anything more than pissing off people who are trying to drive down those streets? The war has started, whether you like it or not, and Dubya's not going to say "oh, you're right. I'll call it off now".
Wartime at the Apollo (LJ Crosspost)
18th March 2003 12:16am
Since we appear to be less than two days away from war, here's some stuff to do in the meantime.

Let's get drunk instead with The Gulf War Drinking Game.

Delve into the "behind the scenes" area with Dubya's private diary.

We could watch Sesame Street.

At least we're going to be making money on this whole deal.

Maybe we can spend some of that cash to see a play.

This is, of course, all dependent on whether we can even find Iraq.
LJ is being bitchy, so I'll post this here
16th March 2003 7:42pm
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