honk if you like big hoo-hoos   
08:38am 08/10/2003
 
mood: listless
music: sisquo: the thong song
i'm dressed as pamela anderson this morning. i have my bra on with toilet paper in it and then i have moms bra on top of my bra with stuffing in it, then i have a beater then a white tee shirt, then my bathing suit top on top of that, then a white tee-shirt and on the front it says hug me im pamela anderson and on the back it says " hon if you like big hoo hoos" :) ive had people honk like mad crazy. my boobs are soooooooooooo uneven, and lumpy. its like 60 degrees in the library and im sweeting like a fat man running up 6 flites of stairs. i hope i dont lose my actual boob size.
i really dont have anything to talk about but im bored. im waiting for ms. warden to get in because we're supposed to have a "private meeting" about me playing softball. i came in here yesterday and she asked me if i wanted to play softball this year and i told her no and she started yelling at me like i was walking the wrong way down the street or something. "why arent you playing!?! you know we need you as a third baseman(woman), ive been your coach since you were in the 8th grade and you and samantha get along so well i need you!" calm down.
adieu
 
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