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| 09:50am 22/07/2003 | ||||
to eric: if you read the post last night and printed or whatever and you plan on showing it to roberts family or you plan to share it with anyone who knows bert in anyway, i will find you and beat the shit out of you. im not joking. i didnt think before i posted what i did, i shouldve of thought of the humiliation it wouldve caused bert and i know that you would love nothing more than to see him humiliated not only on the internet but also in his personal affairs. so again i say, you hurt him ill beat the shit out of you. if i cant do it ill find someone who will. you may think your the baddest mother fucker in your two road town but there alot of guys out there who would get their jollys out of seeing alittle shit like you squirm. so dont fuck with bert. |
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| 10:13am 22/07/2003 | ||||
1. Who did you last get angry with? my dad 2. What is your weapon of choice? hmm.. 3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?depends on the person 4. How about of the same sex? oh yes 5. Who was the last person who got really angry with you? bert, dont lie you know you were mad at me 6. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? sometimes like people like dorthy or eric and thats about it other than that i usually let them go SLOTH 1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? clean out the hallway closet 2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 1 pm 3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: cody 4. What is the last lame excuse you made? ummm not sure 5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? yes, the last time a i was at nikis and trying on the wedding dress 6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? yesterday, if you consider playing volleyball with a bunch of 6 year olds, i got alot of digs in so i yes, i worked on my leg muscles 7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? its summer time so need to until thursday GLUTTONY 1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? wtf is a yuppie? huh? 2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? white. 3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? 3 beers(nasty shit) umm and i think it was a 12 pack of Schmidnoff i dont remember ask robert 4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? nope. 5. Do you have an issue with your weight? depends on the mood, i usually have a high self-esteem 6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? depends on the mood 7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? riiiiiiiiiight LUST 1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 5 or 6 2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? lots of people 3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? robert, all the time 4. Have you "done it"? ok people, ofcourse you know that ive "dont it" but who says "done it" i mean come on how old are we? 5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? feet of a guy or his hands 6. Has a prostitute ever propositioned you? no 7. Have you ever had to get tested for a STD or pregnancy? noppers GREED 1. How many credit cards do you own? i use ma plastic if i need it 2. What's your guilty pleasure store? hmm..... dont really have one, i guess it would be muddy's 3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? have a SHOPPiNG spree, and spend it all on robert 4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich ..being famous sucks becasue you cant go anywhere without people running after you and jumping on you and stalking you. 5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?depends on the job and if i was good at it, other than no, and i would have to be strapped for cash 6. Have you ever stolen anything? yes, when i was 3 during christmas time my granny and i were in food lion were shopping for things for christmas eve dinner and they had one of those little stocking things with candy inside with the little m&m figurens as ornaments and i snagged one of those 7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? 103 PRIDE 1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? hmmm.... 2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? got more honors classes than last year 3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? marry my bert monster 4. Does coming in second place annoy you? depends on what it is, volleyball, yes because either you win or you lose, and second place is always the first loser 5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? not that i can remember 6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? all the time in introduction to cinema class and i still didnt pass the class, i still get to graduate early yay! 7. What did you do today that you're proud of? got out of bed ENVY 1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? umm..... i have no clue 2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? martha 3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? the brady bunch, haha , no, umm, ann rice, no no my honors sophmore english teacher 4. Have you ever been cheated on? yes 5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? umm, im thinking of geting a boob job. haha yeah right 6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? my moms side of the family is have italian and most of them have olive complected skin and it skipped my generation |
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| 04:24pm 22/07/2003 | ||||
im doing this because i have notcied that what i write is unappreciated. outisders like it and thats not what i want. i want the person that i write about to notice it and acknowledge it and complement me on it. but its not happening so i simply quit. |
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| 04:30pm 22/07/2003 | ||||
im doing this because i have notcied that what i write is unappreciated. outisders like it and thats not what i want. i want the person that i write about to notice it and acknowledge it and complement me on it. but its not happening so i simply give up on trying to get their attention through the words that i write. |
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