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dandy [03 Nov 2003|03:17pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | "Heaven Sent" - INXS ]

man my mom found out today that me and johnny drank all the bacardi and filled it up with water. she found out from johnnys journal i dont know how she read johnnys journal but i read it and man johnny you really described what we did in perfect detail thanks.

today i realized that i havent peed in my toilet for months. every single time i pee its in the sink. i dont know why i do it i guess im tired of just peeing in the toilet like everyone else. man i wonder what im going to do when im tired of shitting in the toilet

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hm [24 Oct 2003|01:26pm]
[ mood | confused ]
[ music | lullaby- the cure ]

For the past couple of weeks i have been known as the nobody, and i have been noticeing that this is right. When im with johnny im known as douches friend, when im with danny im known as dannys friend and when im with the rest of my friends im not known as mike but as thier friends.I guess im just one of the kids in the crowd but it doesnt bother me all that much. But sometimes i wish i was alone in the world with one other person then everyone in the whole world would know me.


Why cant i stand beer. Sometimes i wish so badly i could just stand it cause all my friends dont mind beer and they drink it fine, but everytime i have a sip i gag. That leads to me being the sober one all the time the one who worrys about everyone else it kinda sucks i wish i could drink beer.

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[18 Oct 2003|11:03pm]
[ mood | cynical ]
[ music | "around here" counting crows ]

i was thinking while i was watching goodfellas. i want an exciting life, a life so exciting that someone will make a movie about it while im still alive. do you know how cool that would be people coming up to you and asking you about your life, man i would never get tired of talking about myself.



whats with my family. man i was at my uncles today for my grandmas birthday and my family is really rich and they are all nice and proper. we were having crab and then i realize i have to sit in the kitchen away from everyone else cause im messy. they laugh it up and think its funny my mom even joins and my fag brother if my family only knew how he is they would hate him but he puts on this stupid act in front of them its so stupid he wears all his preppy clothes get his hair done and come here all nice (fag). so yeah im sitting by myself eating and what not man they suck. i hate white people..





um taking back sunday kicked ass

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[07 Oct 2003|09:17am]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | "born of fustration" -james ]

Man today i was thinking why have sex at all. Man there are so many diseases you can get from it.. Why not just masterbate you cant get aids from masterbating, you dont have to go out with a girl to masterbate you dont have to tell someone you love her to masterbate, theres no drama when you masterbate (unless you get caught). man its even dangerous having sex online cause you might get a virus..... man..

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[27 Sep 2003|08:49pm]
this journal has just been brought time of presence
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[14 Aug 2003|08:05am]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | blink 182 "what went wrong" ]

i havent updated in awhile....but today is gona be hecka fun we are leaving for camping with x the hero x,yumboyake,hi ac slater, hi zack morris, and douchknozzle. i havent really done anything since the last time i updated so yea thats it

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[02 Aug 2003|11:05am]
[ mood | curious ]
[ music | eerere ]

Wake Up
Can You Hear Me?
You're so cleaver
Did you find me?
In the backroom
In your closet
In your suitcase
There's no running
I will find you
Like the glacier
Cuts the seabed, leaving Canyons
In your cheekbones
passing through you
in the shadows, scenes undo you

[Chorus]
Cut Your Ribbon
As it follows you
Everything, Everything
how can you sleep at night
As it falls apart
everything, everything
how can you sleep at night

Face it
Can you hear it?
Violation, You'll remember
It's all harmless
incidental, disengaging
these thoughts break you
concious, vicious
it has found you
monovision, synapse fails you
frequent syndrome
stings and burns through
monovision, then dillutes you


sparta cut your ribbon

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new layout!!! [02 Aug 2003|10:34am]
[ mood | numb ]
[ music | sparta "cut your ribbon" ]

i got a new layout masterpiece huh? um thats a picture of my b/f johnny i know hes a hot dude hes also an animal in bed...... well yesterday was hecka fun i went to berkely with jerry,john,christina,angela,garza, and josh..it was fun talking to bums and walkin down the street and people watching...today i think im going to the bean festival with john kristin and josh...

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fuck [30 Jul 2003|02:21am]
[ mood | hot ]
[ music | the ataris "boys of summer" ]

um yeah so today was like yeah and i tripped over the vacuun cleaner my mom said i had a limp penis....um hung out with john and danny like always..then tonight went over and hung out with christina the x the hero x picked us up and we hung out with him...today well yesterday was my brothers b-day happy 18th birthday to that faggot.....i wish you all a merry xmas and a happy halloween.......dont forget about the other class acts known as jurassic...beat off to the tone of your drum and i'll cum.....

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[29 Jul 2003|12:32am]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | smashing pumpkins "fuck you (an ode to no one)" ]

Have you ever
******************

Been Kissed:not everywhere
Done drugs: ya
Eaten an entire box of Oreo's?: probably
Eaten sushi?: ya
Been onstage: um ya
Been dumped: yes once
Has anyone ever been unfaithful to u?: no
Gotten in a car accident: a little one
Watched Punky Brewster: no
Watched the Smurfs: yes
Hiked a mountain: ya and almost got jumped by black guys
Stayed home on a Saturday night, just because: yea
Seen the White House: seen it i jacked it off

Either/Or
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Cold or hot: cold
Lace or Satin: neither
Blue or Red: blue
Rain or snow: snow
Give or receive: both
Wool or cotton: cotton
Rose or daisy: well i like daisys
Private school or public school: public
Chocolate milk or plain milk: chocolate
Celsius or Fahrenheit: fahrenheit
Spring or fall?: fall
History or Science?: neither
Math or English: neither
Alternative or Country: alternative

Opposite sex
******************

Do you like someone right now from the opposite sex?: yea i guess
Do they know?: ya
Does anybody like you right now?: no
What do you look for in a woman/man?: me

Your Friends
******************

Who's your funniest friend? john or christina
Who makes you laugh/smile the most?: john or christina
Who do you e-mail the most?: none
Who's the loudest?: christina
Who's the shyest?: none of us
Whose parents do you know the best?: dannys mom
Who are you jealous of?: john he gets all the chicks
Who has the best room?: kelsey
Would you ever go out with one of your friends?: already have

Within the last 24 hours
******************

Had a serious talk?: no
Hugged someone?: no
Gotten along with your parents?: ya
Fought with a friend?: no

Do you like to
******************

Give hugs?: sure...christinas answer
Give backrubs?: i guess
Take walks in the rain?: yea naked
What color is your floor/carpet in your room?: black and grey
What was the last CD you bought?: um the used awhile ago
If you chew gum, what kind?: spearmint id rather have wintergreen
What did u do last summer?: jerked off john

Which one of your Friends????
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Is most likely to grow up to be a model:danny pretty ass
Which one knows most about you: christina or danny or john
Is most likely to become a comedian: um i dont know
Have you known the longest: danny
You know most about: danny john and christina dont tell me anything
Bestfriends: john danny and christina..
Most likely to end up in jail: john hes a bad boy

Favorites....
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Food: sushi
T.V.Show: um the ones they dont play anymore
Drink : vanilla coke
Movie: goodfellas,taxi driver, and american psycho
Actor: robert deniro
Actress: anyone who gets naked
Restaurant: um la villa
Place to be: not in tracy
Song: anything by holdfast
Singer/Group: Holdfast
Sport: baseball
Color: grey
Candy: sour stuff

Have you Ever
******************

Been to a concert: yes
Been in a different country: no
Loved someone so much it made you cry: no comment
Cheated on a test: yeah
Smoked: what?
Bought something and then saw it cheaper somewhere else: maybe
Stole from somewhere or someone: yes
Stalked someone: no
Played strip poker: yes

Others
******************

What is your worst habit: picking my nose
What gets you really mad: nothing
Scariest moment: i dont know
Happiest moment: dont remember
Do you curse too much: yeah only cause i hang out with john
What do you feel about homosexuals: if i could pleasure every single one i would
Would you ever be a homosexual: would?
Do u dress like a slut/prep/snob/sporty/or just plain normal: i dont know
Are you a hottie with a body or a cutie with a booty: ahhh neither
When was the last time you showered?: at 9
What color pants do you have right now?: grey
What color underwear do you have right now?: red
What song are you listening to right now? fuck you by smashing pumpkins
What is the last thing that you said?: bye
What is right next to you?: the washing machine
What is your computer desk made of?: wood
What are the last 4 digits in your phone number?: 8214
What was the last thing you ate?: food
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: gay
Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?: john
Do you have a lava lamp?: no
How many buddies do you have on your list?: 81
How's the weather right now?: hot
What did you do last night?: stayed up till 3:30 talking to jerry about music and computer games
Last person that you talked to on the phone? john
What's the nicest thing you find about the opposite sex?: i dont know
Who do you admire most?: john cause he is a beautiful person inside and out i heart you john
What is the nicest present you've gotten this year?: i dont know
How do you eat an OREO?: swallow it
Fav M&M?: peanut
What makes you happy?: AOL INSTANT MESSANGER
Fave CD?: Holdfast whatever one i burn with them on it
Who are you thinking of right now?: john danny and christina
If you could go anywhere in the world right now where would you go?: New York
Do you want to have kids when you grow up?: sure
What do you want to name your children?:jdksjfksdjfsdkfj;sdjk beatiful name that is
Who means the most to you in your life right now?: music and friends
Height?: dont know
Weight?:don know.




what i was fucking bored

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[27 Jul 2003|02:51pm]
[ mood | calm ]
[ music | Third Eye Blind "the god of wine" ]

this weekend was awesome.. first on friday we went to the show me,john,jerry,christina,angela,and everyone else you was there..then after we went to a party at bretts house it was pretty cool i guess...then we went back to jerrys and there i kissed danny danced around in my own piss with no shoes on mooned joh and angela threw a car window.after that we went back to johns i took off all my clothes and ju,ped in his pool at like 5 in the morning...yesterday i was hungover i didnt do shit..and today is kelseys birthday happy birthday kelsey!!!!..today im not doing anything either...this weekend was cool. NO FUCKING MARRIAGE JOHN!!!!!

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[24 Jul 2003|03:01pm]
[ mood | predatory ]
[ music | finch-grey matter ]

how the fuck did i get johnny's journal!!!!!........anyways hanging out with danny and johnny i got a journal because johnny did i know three people and only three people.......the sky is not blue today im with john today and danny today. these journals are not going to make sense or will you want to read them why are you still reading this? i know why........cuz i am an interesting guy did you know with one arm behind my back i can fly im done JOHN will not get married.......i will sucide bomb the marriage

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