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man my mom found out today that me and johnny drank all the bacardi and filled it up with water. she found out from johnnys journal i dont know how she read johnnys journal but i read it and man johnny you really described what we did in perfect detail thanks.
today i realized that i havent peed in my toilet for months. every single time i pee its in the sink. i dont know why i do it i guess im tired of just peeing in the toilet like everyone else. man i wonder what im going to do when im tired of shitting in the toilet
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[24 Oct 2003|01:26pm] |
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For the past couple of weeks i have been known as the nobody, and i have been noticeing that this is right. When im with johnny im known as douches friend, when im with danny im known as dannys friend and when im with the rest of my friends im not known as mike but as thier friends.I guess im just one of the kids in the crowd but it doesnt bother me all that much. But sometimes i wish i was alone in the world with one other person then everyone in the whole world would know me.
Why cant i stand beer. Sometimes i wish so badly i could just stand it cause all my friends dont mind beer and they drink it fine, but everytime i have a sip i gag. That leads to me being the sober one all the time the one who worrys about everyone else it kinda sucks i wish i could drink beer.
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[18 Oct 2003|11:03pm] |
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i was thinking while i was watching goodfellas. i want an exciting life, a life so exciting that someone will make a movie about it while im still alive. do you know how cool that would be people coming up to you and asking you about your life, man i would never get tired of talking about myself.
whats with my family. man i was at my uncles today for my grandmas birthday and my family is really rich and they are all nice and proper. we were having crab and then i realize i have to sit in the kitchen away from everyone else cause im messy. they laugh it up and think its funny my mom even joins and my fag brother if my family only knew how he is they would hate him but he puts on this stupid act in front of them its so stupid he wears all his preppy clothes get his hair done and come here all nice (fag). so yeah im sitting by myself eating and what not man they suck. i hate white people..
um taking back sunday kicked ass
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Man today i was thinking why have sex at all. Man there are so many diseases you can get from it.. Why not just masterbate you cant get aids from masterbating, you dont have to go out with a girl to masterbate you dont have to tell someone you love her to masterbate, theres no drama when you masterbate (unless you get caught). man its even dangerous having sex online cause you might get a virus..... man..
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[14 Aug 2003|08:05am] |
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i havent updated in awhile....but today is gona be hecka fun we are leaving for camping with x the hero x,yumboyake,hi ac slater, hi zack morris, and douchknozzle. i havent really done anything since the last time i updated so yea thats it
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Wake Up Can You Hear Me? You're so cleaver Did you find me? In the backroom In your closet In your suitcase There's no running I will find you Like the glacier Cuts the seabed, leaving Canyons In your cheekbones passing through you in the shadows, scenes undo you
[Chorus] Cut Your Ribbon As it follows you Everything, Everything how can you sleep at night As it falls apart everything, everything how can you sleep at night
Face it Can you hear it? Violation, You'll remember It's all harmless incidental, disengaging these thoughts break you concious, vicious it has found you monovision, synapse fails you frequent syndrome stings and burns through monovision, then dillutes you
sparta cut your ribbon
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[02 Aug 2003|10:34am] |
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i got a new layout masterpiece huh? um thats a picture of my b/f johnny i know hes a hot dude hes also an animal in bed...... well yesterday was hecka fun i went to berkely with jerry,john,christina,angela,garza, and josh..it was fun talking to bums and walkin down the street and people watching...today i think im going to the bean festival with john kristin and josh...
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[30 Jul 2003|02:21am] |
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um yeah so today was like yeah and i tripped over the vacuun cleaner my mom said i had a limp penis....um hung out with john and danny like always..then tonight went over and hung out with christina the x the hero x picked us up and we hung out with him...today well yesterday was my brothers b-day happy 18th birthday to that faggot.....i wish you all a merry xmas and a happy halloween.......dont forget about the other class acts known as jurassic...beat off to the tone of your drum and i'll cum.....
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Have you ever ******************
Been Kissed:not everywhere Done drugs: ya Eaten an entire box of Oreo's?: probably Eaten sushi?: ya Been onstage: um ya Been dumped: yes once Has anyone ever been unfaithful to u?: no Gotten in a car accident: a little one Watched Punky Brewster: no Watched the Smurfs: yes Hiked a mountain: ya and almost got jumped by black guys Stayed home on a Saturday night, just because: yea Seen the White House: seen it i jacked it off
Either/Or ******************
Cold or hot: cold Lace or Satin: neither Blue or Red: blue Rain or snow: snow Give or receive: both Wool or cotton: cotton Rose or daisy: well i like daisys Private school or public school: public Chocolate milk or plain milk: chocolate Celsius or Fahrenheit: fahrenheit Spring or fall?: fall History or Science?: neither Math or English: neither Alternative or Country: alternative
Opposite sex ******************
Do you like someone right now from the opposite sex?: yea i guess Do they know?: ya Does anybody like you right now?: no What do you look for in a woman/man?: me
Your Friends ******************
Who's your funniest friend? john or christina Who makes you laugh/smile the most?: john or christina Who do you e-mail the most?: none Who's the loudest?: christina Who's the shyest?: none of us Whose parents do you know the best?: dannys mom Who are you jealous of?: john he gets all the chicks Who has the best room?: kelsey Would you ever go out with one of your friends?: already have
Within the last 24 hours ******************
Had a serious talk?: no Hugged someone?: no Gotten along with your parents?: ya Fought with a friend?: no
Do you like to ******************
Give hugs?: sure...christinas answer Give backrubs?: i guess Take walks in the rain?: yea naked What color is your floor/carpet in your room?: black and grey What was the last CD you bought?: um the used awhile ago If you chew gum, what kind?: spearmint id rather have wintergreen What did u do last summer?: jerked off john
Which one of your Friends???? ******************
Is most likely to grow up to be a model:danny pretty ass Which one knows most about you: christina or danny or john Is most likely to become a comedian: um i dont know Have you known the longest: danny You know most about: danny john and christina dont tell me anything Bestfriends: john danny and christina.. Most likely to end up in jail: john hes a bad boy
Favorites.... ******************
Food: sushi T.V.Show: um the ones they dont play anymore Drink : vanilla coke Movie: goodfellas,taxi driver, and american psycho Actor: robert deniro Actress: anyone who gets naked Restaurant: um la villa Place to be: not in tracy Song: anything by holdfast Singer/Group: Holdfast Sport: baseball Color: grey Candy: sour stuff
Have you Ever ******************
Been to a concert: yes Been in a different country: no Loved someone so much it made you cry: no comment Cheated on a test: yeah Smoked: what? Bought something and then saw it cheaper somewhere else: maybe Stole from somewhere or someone: yes Stalked someone: no Played strip poker: yes
Others ******************
What is your worst habit: picking my nose What gets you really mad: nothing Scariest moment: i dont know Happiest moment: dont remember Do you curse too much: yeah only cause i hang out with john What do you feel about homosexuals: if i could pleasure every single one i would Would you ever be a homosexual: would? Do u dress like a slut/prep/snob/sporty/or just plain normal: i dont know Are you a hottie with a body or a cutie with a booty: ahhh neither When was the last time you showered?: at 9 What color pants do you have right now?: grey What color underwear do you have right now?: red What song are you listening to right now? fuck you by smashing pumpkins What is the last thing that you said?: bye What is right next to you?: the washing machine What is your computer desk made of?: wood What are the last 4 digits in your phone number?: 8214 What was the last thing you ate?: food If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: gay Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?: john Do you have a lava lamp?: no How many buddies do you have on your list?: 81 How's the weather right now?: hot What did you do last night?: stayed up till 3:30 talking to jerry about music and computer games Last person that you talked to on the phone? john What's the nicest thing you find about the opposite sex?: i dont know Who do you admire most?: john cause he is a beautiful person inside and out i heart you john What is the nicest present you've gotten this year?: i dont know How do you eat an OREO?: swallow it Fav M&M?: peanut What makes you happy?: AOL INSTANT MESSANGER Fave CD?: Holdfast whatever one i burn with them on it Who are you thinking of right now?: john danny and christina If you could go anywhere in the world right now where would you go?: New York Do you want to have kids when you grow up?: sure What do you want to name your children?:jdksjfksdjfsdkfj;sdjk beatiful name that is Who means the most to you in your life right now?: music and friends Height?: dont know Weight?:don know.
what i was fucking bored
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this weekend was awesome.. first on friday we went to the show me,john,jerry,christina,angela,and everyone else you was there..then after we went to a party at bretts house it was pretty cool i guess...then we went back to jerrys and there i kissed danny danced around in my own piss with no shoes on mooned joh and angela threw a car window.after that we went back to johns i took off all my clothes and ju,ped in his pool at like 5 in the morning...yesterday i was hungover i didnt do shit..and today is kelseys birthday happy birthday kelsey!!!!..today im not doing anything either...this weekend was cool. NO FUCKING MARRIAGE JOHN!!!!!
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how the fuck did i get johnny's journal!!!!!........anyways hanging out with danny and johnny i got a journal because johnny did i know three people and only three people.......the sky is not blue today im with john today and danny today. these journals are not going to make sense or will you want to read them why are you still reading this? i know why........cuz i am an interesting guy did you know with one arm behind my back i can fly im done JOHN will not get married.......i will sucide bomb the marriage
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