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Sunday, March 16th, 2008
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6:19p - MORNING SEX
MORNING SEX
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,
'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,
'Thanks,'
And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,
'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'
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6:21p
"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to."
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6:31p
Psychoanalyze Yourself; Don't read ahead, just copy and paste the following into a NEW bulletin BEFORE you read my answers. Then answer the following questions one at a time WITHOUT LOOKING AHEAD with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read what each answer means at the end.
1. You are walking in the woods. You are not alone. Who's with you?
John
2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal?
bird
3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
I watched it flying away
4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing, and before you is your
dream house, how big is it?
not to big, but enough room for guess room and a studio for john. A big garden and kitchen too
5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
no. surrounded by trees and a hedge
6. You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table covered with?
fruit and chocolate
7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
johns cup
8. What do you do with the cup?
leave it
9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at a body of water what kind of water is it?
a clear river
10. How do you cross that body of water?
swim
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The ANSWERS
1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important to you.
2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition.
5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
7. The durability of the material with the cup is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.
9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your relationships.
10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.
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