The Unobstrusive Worshippers of the 300-foot Glass Cathedral Down The Street From City Hall

Your followers are friendly and welcoming people,

who work for a living just like everybody else,

who are free and fun loving,

and who are encouraged to achieve greater spiritual enlightenment by questioning their own beliefs.

Your followers wear whatever they want.

Your followers are

a massive movement (over 7,000,000),

and they don't interfere with the beliefs of outsiders.