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To the head of graduate playwriting department in a state beginning with I,
As you know the head of our undergraduate playwriting department sent you a letter asking to if you would be so kind to come to the student written one acts and give your opinion. Naturally we planned to pay for your travel, and your staying arrangements, along with this, we offered to also pay a fairly good sum for you just being there.
Your e-mail response was, quite interesting . . .
Thank you for automatically assuming that the University of Wyoming is in a barren snow covered wasteland with no roads. In fact I'm typing this on a homemade computer hooked up to a power generator outside of Denver.
Thank you for also assuming, that despite a production at the Kennedy Center in DC, numerous regional and national awards, and a record of getting student to grad schools (including NYU), that the students are close minded have never dealt with criticism. Thank you, we love it when people who've never been here assume we are all white trash hicks.
Furthermore thank you, for responding to the information that we raised the money ourselves by saying: "When I hear that I think car washes"
Schools from both California and New York (the supposed height of snobbery) have welcomed are invitations or if they couldn't come, turned them down politely.
Because of this, I shall assume that your a egoistical, closed minded asshole, I've been to your state, really very pretty, and cool people. Too bad you live there.
In closing, I'd like to tell you to go fuck yourself.
A angry playwriting student |
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| 10:27pm 28/09/2003 |
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For various reasons, my Journal is now friends only. If you want me to add you leave a comment. I'll probably add you back, unless you're an idiot. |
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| 11:36am 12/09/2003 |
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mood:  sad music: Long Black Veil- Johnny Cash
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The Man In Black is gone.
We love you Johnny. |
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| 11:03pm 22/08/2003 |
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( Family Medical Stuff )
I have to keep on cutting down on my vices. They used to be smoking cigs, smoking pot, drinking heavily, kinky sex, and shopping. I stopped smoking on both counts, and I cut down on my drinking, both are for the best though. Fortunatley kinky sex if you do it right isn't life threatening. As for shopping? *sigh*
( In stupid people news . . . ) |
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| More Survey Fun |
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| 09:47pm 17/08/2003 |
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mood:  bouncy
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sheep4859's survey.
( Now this is Fun! )
I would love to see these brainy quizzes get spread around Blurty . . . for purely evil reasons of course. |
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| 03:46am 17/08/2003 |
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mood:  awake music: Robert Johnson -She'll Be Making Whoopie in Hell
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The horrible monitor is off. And tomorrow (today actually) I will get to sleep at a normal time. But I can sleep in. And on Monday I will go talk to my doctor. I admit I've been lazy.
And bored, so bored in fact that I wrote my own silly little survey . . . and yes I will fill it out for myself when I get the chance.
( I'm trying to be clever. Can't You Tell? )
Hope that wasn't too long. |
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| 10:20pm 14/08/2003 |
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mood:  dorky music: 45 Grave -Partytime
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For some reason I keep on getting Arnold for Gov spam. This person apparently doesn’t know that:
a. I do not live in California b. I do not plan on living in California in the near future Furthermore, I happen to be one of those people who seriously looks at who she’s voting for, and I highly doubt that a Republican action movie star with little political experience would appeal to me.
On the other hand this does amuse me in some sick way, in reminds me of a shirt I had in high school: Death Is No Excuse! Nixon in 96!
Of course this has also provided Conan with plenty of ammo, so the California Recall can’t be all bad. |
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| 05:35am 13/08/2003 |
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I couldn't sleep very well last night, which unfortunatley is becoming routine. I'm making another appointment with my doctor today.
I'm also pondering buying a custom made corset. I've always been interested in them, but my concern over my body shape has kept me away. I figured that if I keep on worrying I'll be dead before I get the chance. |
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| Oh My Pretty Girls, you're to good for this . . . |
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| 02:37am 12/08/2003 |
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mood:  angry music: The Specters - I Did It For Elvis
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This is when religion makes me angry . . .
Just reading this article makes me ill.
Punished for being pretty, punished for getting raped, getting punished and not even knowing why.
There's a movie out about it now called The Magdalene Sisters, I'm worried that if I see it, I'll throw up. |
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| Jack Chickery . . . |
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| 02:04pm 07/08/2003 |
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mood:  amused
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Is it just me, or does the "hero" of many of the Jack Chick tracts look a heck of a lot like John Waters?

Check out the leopard collar on the bathrobe. |
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| 11:57pm 04/08/2003 |
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mood:  relaxed
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On Friday I’m going to a fetish ball in Denver. Or at least I’m going to try, Matt and I are going to try and arrive early so we can buy tickets at the door. Mistress Persephone is performing, and there are going to be many visual demonstrations. Not to sure about what I’m going to wear as of yet . . . choices, choices, choices. I might post a few pics tomorrow and see what everyone thinks.
Currently reading Orlando . . . the book seems to put my mind in a dreamy state. I’m madly attracted to Orlando in both as a male and as a female. Damn I’m lustful over literary characters now . . .
I’ve also become fascinated with this girl I’ve seen around campus, she’s got dark blonde hair, big almond shaped blue eyes, and full pillowy lips. I’m big on lips. She looks absolutely dangerous, in a very, very sexy way. I love dangerous looking girls. |
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| 08:36pm 03/08/2003 |
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mood:  busy music: George Jones- Winner Loses All
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Excellent Article
Cleaning and writing haven't gone so well today, while one play is coming together, the changes I'm trying to make to another one aren't coming together.
More work, more effort. |
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| Tourists! |
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| 11:17pm 30/07/2003 |
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mood:  amused
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I know that nobody on my friends list would ever do this. I know that everyone of you is an intellegent person who knows that a wild animal is a wild animal. But it is tourist season, and I’m pissy
To: Dumb Tourists
From: Peggy Suicide
This is a bison, otherwise know as a buffalo. If you are by chance touring Yellowstone this summer, here’s some advice.
Do not pet the buffalo, do not throw things at the buffalo, do not to try to sit your child on the buffalo and attempt to take a picture. Do not bother the buffalo.
Buffaloes may look lumbering and gentle, but they are neither. They run fast . . .
Bison males, called bulls, can weigh upwards of 1,800 pounds. Females (cows) average about 1,000 pounds. Both stand approximately six feet tall at the shoulder, and can move with surprising speed to defend their young or when approached too closely by people
A Dumb Tourist
See? And if by chance this does happen to you, please let it be caught on video tape so Wyomingites and Montanaites (you know, the people you call dumb hicks?) can laugh at you.
Enjoy your stay.
Thank You.
The Gothabilly Dynofem
P.S.:
Yes I know we don’t have many fast food places around here. Yes I know that road construction is a bit bothersome, but no we can’t wait until the winter. |
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| 09:30pm 28/07/2003 |
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Suddenly the fact that Jeff and I are over has hit me. Hit me really hard. I know the relationship didn't last long, but, I still feel awful. Was I not sexually attractive enough? Did I fail to be a carring girlfriend? Was I not intellectualy stimulating? Was I too clingy, not clingy enough? I wish he would call, if just to tell me that it's over.
Matt is taking me out for drinks tonight, I might eschew the plans to seduce him and just cry in his arms. |
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| 06:38pm 26/07/2003 |
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Stolen from yuan who I also have to wish a happy belated birthday to.
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| 11:55am 25/07/2003 |
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Saw Willie Nelson last night. I felt rather out of place, but the man absolutely kicked ass. He completely made up for the ultra lame opening act, Montgomery Gentry. While MG (as they kept on referring to themselves), babbled constantly about how American they where and how working class they were, Willie said little and did his songs, proving that he was both working class and American. No silly pseudo-patriotic rants, no, “I'm so cool” male posing, just Willie and his band.
(of course the rest of the crowd seemed to love Montgomery Gentry, so what the hell do I know?)
I got to hear the songs I was hoping to hear, Seven Spanish Angels, Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain, and The City of New Orleans. There was also a rather cool gospel melody. Willie might be 70, but from his playing and his voice you can't tell. |
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| Excuse me for acting like a 12-year old . . . |
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| 11:34pm 22/07/2003 |
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Guess what semi-adorable gothabilly chicky with a closet love for country is going to see Willie Nelson on Thursday?
tick . . . tick . . . tick . . .
HeeHee! I'm so excited! I hope he sings Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain. Squee! |
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