||Santa Baby...for some reason
That really has nothing to do with anything besides the fact that I think it's cool.
I realize this journal is behind...so here's something new.
I found this...
It's the true story type rap of the chipmunks. Turns out, they are some kind of gangster..skanks. Hmm... In any manner, I would suggest checking it out. If you can pretend the video of the chick rubbing herself isn't there, the chipmunk video is kind of amusing. But, yeah, there's this video of this chick, fully clothed, just rubbing herself...and it's on loop or something. It annoyed the hell out of me...so I adjusted the screen so I couldn't see her. But, guys will probably find her to be hot or something...so...you guys suck. And I don't know that women, but she already annoys the hell out of me. All well. But, yeah...chipmunks.
I have this surging pain in my abdomen and in my right leg. This, combined with the fact that I had chest pain for about 13 hours straight on Monday, makes me think that I am falling apart. I am old. I should probably be writing a will or something. Hmm...
"I, Jamie, Hereby being in a sane mind...sort of, leave my debt to Nasty Tiffany, Skanky Jackie, Mrs. Cronin, Ryan F, the Hodgness, and JC. The largest portion of this debt should be handed out to Nasty Tiffany, Mrs. Cronin, Ryan F, and the Hodgness. JC should have the next largest portion of this debt due to the fact that he led me believe that I was a game to be played. So, for JC, here is a surprise in the game. I know how you like games. Enjoy. To Nasty T, Mrs. Cronin, and Ryan F...you have earned your spots in my recieving my debt for all of you made me hate life by turning mine into Hell for an extended period of time. May you enjoy my debt. Feel free to pay all at once...bastards. Hodgness, the gift of my debt comes to you because of your pure creepiness...and the result of such comments as "It's okay, I've dated virgins before." So, I give to you some debt and a last comment of "Stay away from me and my grave or wherever I am going." Skanky Jackie, as for you...you're skanky...and I didn't appreciate your effort of trying to make me skanky. Ew. No, sorry...I wasn't going to let some random guy lick my boob like you. Have some debt...perhaps it will distract you from your many diseases.
As for positive things, I leave all my hot undies and bras to the Coo. Wear them with pride. :) May I suggest the Superman undies Baby."
I don't really know about other stuff. Anything of worth would go to my mama...in an attempt to replace the financial strain I've been on her all my life. Urgh. My kitty would go to my brother Bill...because he's like the only other person in this world that she likes. :)
Don't know, but I think handing out my debt is a good way to start. ;) And...those people can have it. Haha. And then I would leave weird things...
"To Crappy P, I leave you one pink sock. If you have the capacity to be kind for one month, you will recieve the other sock, via mail. If not, you will never have the complete set...as these are socks are ones you can get nowhere else...and you will live the rest of your life in shame."
"To Druggie D, I leave you...drugs. Nope. Sorry. I leave you, my Druggie D Barbie with matching man skank." Oh yeah, my Druggie D Barbie and her man slut...are grand stuff. Seriously...I own a barbie that kind of looks like her. Coo was the first to notice..and it cracked me up. Great stuff. Which reminds me, I'd probably leave my barbies...the rest of them besides these two, to Coo. They are jolly fun. :)
Kay, that's all for now. I'll try not to ponder my slow decay. Urgh...I feel old.
Later Peeps. Have a fun night!!