I'll Never Tell The conspiracies mount up, my friends.
The other day it struck me that Really Light Ribena has replaced Toothkind Ribena. Now, after a day or so's ruminating, I decided it must have been because the idea of one Ribena being kind to teeth meant that the others were... not so. After a small amount of trawling with the Internet, I found
this. Confirmation! All right!
Edit: Well, it worked when I found it lying around as a Google result... the link doesn't seem to want to play bally. Hmph.
Secondly, after the Tenth Doctor's appearance in
Buffy's Season Eight (as detailed
here, Wikipedia-stylee), I discover the existence of
this character in the latest
Pokémon game. Another Internet source claims he is "a detective who talks weird, shows up in a lot of places, wears a long, brown coat and gives the player futuristic equipment". I rest my case. Slashnotalawyer.
Finally, the pieces of the puzzle are slotting together! The most obvious thing about the whole conspiracy is that Blurty has gone on the wonk, thus hindering me from getting all this important information out to the masses! Fight! Spread the word!
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