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[26 Mar 2003|12:33am]
Brave New Worlds )
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[14 Mar 2003|03:47pm]
Second time in a row!

Last time I stopped paying attention to FW because of the lengthy, boring threads, it got suspended from LJ! Now it's off of BJ, too!

Ha! I've gots da powah!
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Rewritten! [10 Mar 2003|08:10pm]
We have the technology. We can make you bigger, stronger, faster...

Title: Lilah's Requiem
Author: moi
Fandom: Ats
Rating: PG-13, just because
Notes: I re-wrote it, because I'm not satisfied with the original. Still not sure I'm happy with this one, but I'm enjoying this formatting a little too much.

Lilah's Requiem, version 2 )
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[09 Mar 2003|11:47pm]
In a wierd mood tonight. Wrote post-death Lilah/Wesley fic.

Like no songfic ever before. I think. )
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[07 Mar 2003|04:12pm]
telesilla! padawanhilary!

This one's for you. )

Also, for kyuuketsukirui, well-drawn shounen-ai.
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[06 Mar 2003|10:59pm]
The greatest sock puppet thing EVER.
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What if it had been Middle-Net? [06 Mar 2003|07:26pm]
"411 5h411 1uv 1773 & d35p41r OMGLOL!!!!!!!!111111111111" - xElFqUeEn956x

"no tits stilin ur poket." - WiccaGandalf07634

"sum of tohse tr33s wer mI freinds... biatch, i keel u!!!11111" - TreeHippieMan9234
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[03 Mar 2003|11:39pm]
Slash Generator: SQUIDWARTS! )
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[03 Mar 2003|09:53pm]

mmm. good. )
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Shades of Gray, Chapter X: Magician's Aria [02 Mar 2003|11:46pm]
Hey, look, I even worked in that lounge singer I wrote about. I liked her too much to leave out of it.

More SG! )
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[02 Mar 2003|10:52pm]
People who have groped me:
-Other Lauren (eeeew)

Grand count:
2 straight males
1 gay male
4 straight females
2 lesbians

Hmmm. It must be my irresistable good looks and charming personality.

Edited to include my lovely poem.

A is for Apple
B is for Bear
If you do that in public,
People will stare.
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Livejournal's being a bitch, [02 Mar 2003|10:38pm] you lot get the joys of this survey.

Huzzah for lame-ass long surveys )
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[01 Mar 2003|06:13pm]
Because how can you not mock these?

In the event of an explosion, computers and other electronics will shield your puffy bodies from flying debris.

more! )

Whistleblowing and protesting are the two major causes of hair loss.
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[27 Feb 2003|10:37pm]
All right, I finally managed to get back into the swing of things. Even if I did end up just dropping a cliffhanger and abandoning it. I think I'll revisit the Interlude soon, because it's not really a chapter and thus I can update it long after it's no longer, strictly speaking, relevant. PWP is a beautiful thing.
Anyhoot, this one got done for the new Petite Soeur challenge. It's the same as contrelamontre except for original characters, in case you're wondering.
Started at: 10:38 PM
Finished at: 11:11 PM
Title: "Afterglow"
Author: backfromspace, a.k.a. me.
Rating: R for sexual situations
Claimer: These boys are mine, all mine.
Note: If you don't like slash, the hell are you doing in my journal? I don't post a hell of a lot else in here.

Woohoo! Finally got something done! )
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[27 Feb 2003|09:12pm]
An experiment. I took an existing fic I wrote and... butchered it! Yay!

Cast List
The Squid as Angel, Besouled Vampire
And introducing The Balrog as Buffy, Vampire Slayer

(Why? Because the idea of the Squid and the Balrog playing Scrabble amused me.)

Hrmmmm )

Edited to include:
The more sensible slash version!
Hrmmmm Part II )
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[26 Feb 2003|09:21pm]
Title: Five By Five
Author: Me
Fandom: BtVS
Notes: Inspired by a quote from Minority Report.

Five By Five )
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[26 Feb 2003|09:17pm]
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[26 Feb 2003|12:28am]
I was going to write the next section of the Interlude in muh ongoing tale of love and crap, but I drew a picture instead. Fortunately, it's relevant. See? Brandon.

It's quite large. And totally worksafe. )

Also think I've settled on a title. "Shades of Grey." Although I don't know how to spell "Gray." Grey? Gray? ARGH.

And I'm too lazy to go to to find out.


Edit: Looks like I was tired and shouldn't have made the background black. *angst*
LJ's down again, and I find myself strangely not caring.

*skips through fields of posies a la Buffy tonight singing about Greek gods*
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[25 Feb 2003|09:29pm]
Go admire the dirty-looking martial arts move.
Intriguingly, the place this move is documented is entitled "". Hee.
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[25 Feb 2003|04:18pm]
If there's a wank on the Internet and there's no FW to mock it, is it really a wank?

Asking the tough questions. Hoo yeah.
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[24 Feb 2003|11:46pm]
*does the I-Get-Buffy-A-Day-Early-And-You-Don't-Ha-Ha Dance*
Don't bother to read it until you've seen the episode; not only will it not make sense, it will ruin the plot.

The Storyteller: An Epic Parody Sort Of )
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[24 Feb 2003|09:39pm]
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Iconeriffic! [24 Feb 2003|12:33am]
Why, no, I don't have anything better to spend my time on.

because there's an ungodly number of them )

Want take have. Just comment/credit.
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[23 Feb 2003|07:45pm]
God, Where Do We Go From Here?: An MST That Will Live In Infamy (MOM VII) )
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OMG today i took a test!!!!!111 [23 Feb 2003|01:37pm]
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Take this test. The questions are hilarious.
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[23 Feb 2003|01:19am]
You know, I just realized something, digging around in old bitching about FW. The primary difference between Us and Them is that we freely admit we're having fun bitching about them, and they refuse to acknowledge that they're having fun bitching about us.

Food for thought.

More food for thought: have you noticed that everyone seems to assume that we're all aging women? The implication is that younger women have no sense of humor. Huh.

Edited to include
my butchering of I Will Survive )
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[22 Feb 2003|08:11pm]
It's no great surprise to me that FW is getting such inordinate amounts of attention. The only thing people like to do more than bitch about other people is to be seen as a shining avatar of Good And Right by bitching about other people bitching about still other people.


Of course this is impossible, but why make it worse? Logically, if you don't like having people laugh at your petty flamewars and your insanely, inanely stupid little whine-fests about nothing in particular, don't respond. We're quite capable of amusing ourselves quite on our own without insulting anyone at all (just look at our threads; they invariably find a way to go off-topic after about two comments), but you make a gigantic target out of yourself by whining about us! You're only perpetuating the wank! Don't you understand?


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[22 Feb 2003|12:45am]
Dilemma. I made a great many new icons tonight, but I can't decide which ones to use/get rid of.

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[21 Feb 2003|05:59pm]
I've just been playing Sim City 4 obsessively.
Good times.

We should return to our regularly scheduled dosages of The Jeff soon enough.

*plays with the tornado* eeeeeeeeee

Because I'm not a horrible person (I swear!) I give you a hawt hawt pictoor. And a funny one, too.

because it's big )
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[20 Feb 2003|10:21pm]
I'm alive, I'm just ignoring you.

Feel loved.
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