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THIS IS HIS ABOUT ME SECTION OF MYSPACE:




I am here for you and I do not dissapoint. I am a good listener, a heavy cuddler I do my own laundry. I take out the trash to the curb when it needs to be put out, and on time too. I always have a place for trash to go and I do not like trash to be on my floor. I do dishes every week, I do not like dishes to pile up. I always make sure to have clean cups for company in case they want a drink. I like to keep all dishes spotless too. Every month I do some dusting in the house, I sweep up dust bunnies and put them in the trash. I have candles that have musk scent, they keep the house smelling fresh for company as well, and it is relaxing. I like cutting the grass on Thursdays when the grass gets tall I like to chop it down before it gets to high. I dont have a riding lawn mower, just a push mower so it takes some strength to get the grass cut, but I dont mind. It doesnt hurt my arms at all. I make sure the house is clean for any company that wants to come by, and I make sure it is done right. I change the sheets on the bed and flip the matress alot, espceially in the summer. I do this all because I like a clean place for people to see, when they come by. I do alot of work around the house, when I have time I clean floors and I keep the house pretty clean, and I do it reguarily. Yeah I keep a gun in the house, so everyone is safe when they come by. I make sure that I am safe in my home, safe and clean home. Hey that is alright with me.






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stay focused [30 Nov 2008|05:06am]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Miley Cyrus fly on the wall LOL ]

Me and April were chatting and writing names that Tabbie would probaly use as her myspace name..I thought they were so funny.



"Dont be jellis be focused"

my son got an A and told me Mom, its all cause i stay focused, like you told me

"you call me a golddigger i say naw bitch im focused"

"big screens,fur coats, ya I'm ballin but I am focused on MY FUTURE"

"my kids thank me for being focused on our future"

"you may be jealous but if you were focused, you would be like me"

my kid friends say they jellis cos we have nice things I say tell them they need to stay focused"

"why you gotta focuse on meb cause u jealous, im to focused to focus on you"


100% bitch, and 100% focused, you are 100% jealous , so whos the bitch


"Bitch is another name for focused"


"they say good moms cant b bitches but thats how i stay focused on MY FUTURE


"every minute with my kids,is the best minute, better then the last, and keeps getin better"


"your girfriend calls me bitch and i say well why you lookin so hard, be FOCUSED on something else,, im focused on my future bitch"


"stuck in hell michigan, but dont worry, i stay focused on my kids and ballin outta control"

"payin the bills, and still have enough for nice things"

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to think I admired u, now I despise you!!!!! [06 Oct 2008|01:40am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | J.C.S.S ]

Whats​ the last mista​ke you made?​
just my kids, everyone of them.


Is the sun shini​ng?​
oh so bright.



Can you succe​ssful​ly blow up and tie a ballo​on?​
Hey kid, do you like weener dogs?
Let me whip one up for ya.



Do you like text messa​ging?​
yeah, funny..did someone put you up to this? Ask ole no thumbs Simons
if she likes to text. We will all get a good laugh.
Maybe she'll cry, and we'll
all bluej ourselves.



Are you havin​g a good/​bad hair day?
yeah, very funny.. ask ole' bald as a cueball is shes having a good hairday.

Maybe she'll cry, wouldnt that be a blast!


What was your last purch​ase?​
Like you didnt JUST see me purchase those balloons
for the first question.

Wiseguys...no good fornothins!!



Are you weari​ng any make-​up right​ now?
Yeah, very funny. ask the clown if he wears makeup.
Like a man
doent have to do his job! Yeah lets egg the clown on, maybe he'll cry! That would be a blast!!!!!!!!!


What are your plans​ for later​?​
you know what? I'm crying.
Are you proud of yourself now?



What is a song they need to stop playi​ng on the radio​?​
Yeah, very funny.
Ask ole no ears Simons if she would like them to
stop playing music on the radio. What I wouldnt give..to hear!!!!!!!



Does anyon​e like you?
I've got an idea. We'll talk about the barbecue the Wilkes are giving over at Twelve Oaks tomorrow.



What is your curre​nt obses​sion?​






Do you have a dog?
I'm very angry.



Ever been kisse​d under​ mistl​etoe?​
sounds dangerous.



Would​ you ever smile​ at a stran​ger?​
only when I'm hookin.




Ever done a rando​m act of kindn​ess?​
nothing random, I mean..whats a little smootch here and there
to make a buck.



Do your toena​ils have nail polis​h on them?​
Yeah, very funny.
Ask ole' no toes Simons if she polishes her nails!!!!
Arent we hilarious.
Maybe she'll cry!! Wouldnt that be a blast! I'm about to bluej!


When'​s the last time you wore eyeli​ner?​
wore it????????


Last curse​ word you said was?

I curse you
For letting me get a clue
But most of all,
I curse you for making me
Fall in love with you




Are your lips chapp​ed?​
Yeah, ask ole desery lips Simons if shed like some chapstick!!!!
Yeah. very funny boys.
Wouldnt it be a blast if we made her cry!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Are you curre​ntly jealo​us?​
Charles Hamilton, I want to eat barbecue with you.
And mind you don't go philandering with any other girl because I'm mighty jealous



Did you have a dream​ last night​?​


You do the math.



Are you mad at anyon​e?​
try everyone.



What are you doing​ this weeke​nd?​
A UPS Man with a big pot belly is walking down the street, whistling and carelessly tossing a package in the air. We hear the sound of broken glass in the box. He passes a professional woman.




Anyth​ing bothe​ring you?
I don't give a rat's ass.



Do you wish you were someo​ne else?​
He tries to start the engine but it won't turn over. The dog shoots him a look.




What jewel​ry are you weari​ng?​
Just Scotts earbobs


Ate any exoti​c food latel​y?​
Great food begins with the best ingredients


Are you easil​y amuse​d?​
not really.




Can you lick your elbow​?​
I can, and I do.



What is on your mind just this secon​d?​
what isnt

Are you happy​ with your given​ name?​
INDEED.

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convo [26 Aug 2008|03:49am]
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[ music | the sounds of silence ]

'koolaidefaceapril' is online 08/26/2008 02:14 AM:
"I am online"

?
Able?
ohh what is that guy doing on your page?
hahah
I have no idea

*** gotta use the little mens room ***
hj
jk
scared me cause i didn
you thought that guy was typing to u?
know it i as signed in!
yes!
HAHA, like a live webcam
*** You've been RASPBERRIED! ***

*** club ridiculous ***
ew what does rasberried mean?
It made that tooting noise
sick

*** fantastic ***
what are u up 2 George Washington head?

oh you know just curlling my wig

you best hope that shits not synthetic or itll really fry

'koolaidefaceapril' would like to send you a picture
l_cb7ffbebf8b452b4cbe49e5a921847ec.jpg

well I will be damned

FIRE!!!FIRE

oh yesh
I like the fart free italian
fart free ranch isnt so bad either

thats exactly what i said
I didnt notice until WAY after he signed off when I went to close the window


doc just walked by and ripped wind as soon as I was reading that
*** RASPBERRY'ING! ***

he was prolly soo confused
*** Booing ***
*** You've been GOOSED! ***

ew goosed

doesnt that mean like, the ol' reach around?

whAT THE F does goosed means


EWWW
that would b terribly innapropriate for them to add that to messenger in the first place
if thats what it meant

YEAH ICK
*** You've been TORCHED! ***

omg! scary

*** fantastic ***
that is boring..That tiny face


OMG the funniest Ren and stimpy was the one when stimpy adopted a circus clown

what!
I dont remeber that
I want to see that so bad!
dammit I wish we could rent that shit here


It's funnnny
i could rent it and burn it for you most likely..at corys'


Im gonna go look for it 2mrw, maybe they have it in bay city or something .. prolly not tho!
*** You've been WHACKED! ***

*** PUNKING! ***

EW
ewwwwww punkd
AC slater entrance music
*** PUNKING! ***

for sure
*** ZAPPING! ***

I just watched the one where the zack attack perform at the dance and kelly dumps zack

that sounded like a toot

Kellys a bitch

yeah she is


really? I didnt hear n e thing..hmm
*** ZAPPING! ***

omg
it DOES!


*** You've been B'SLAPPED! ***

*** ZAPPING! ***

*** gotta use the little mens room ***


ohh sorry i didn't know that one was mean like that

hahaha

where did you get that toilet one

i dont really have to use the mens room

I made it

The toilet went over here today

haha

if u click the little arrow at the end u can add it to urs
*** You've been HUGGED! ***

*** HUGGING! ***

ew toot

what kind of sicko put all the sounsd on these?

haha yeafreaky
steven huebsh

probaly
wearing parachute pants

ew sick barf
wharf

im gonna take a pic of me n send it to u right now


*** You've been PUNK'D! ***

ew
slater

*** You've been RASPBERRIED! ***

'koolaidefaceapril' would like to send you a picture
m_1ffb3bae566f38184bc8131614f5a57d.jpg

damn the camera wharrfed out of batteries


aww Jack

wharf blats

emma says wharf all the time now
hahha

that cat wharfed earlier and I threw him in the kitchen

i found some batteries

ew
gross
hahaha

what is tudds doin?
He is all eww I almost said nipped out...ew i mean he is on the nip


he likes to watch king of the hill
he balled up into a butterball yesterday
he just brought me an ear plug
what is bubs doin?
im not sure im not at home
i was suppose to go home but fell asleep
oh
cos she has to get up early so i am goin home at 9
haha tuds is all nipped out
awww
ohh
he s hank hill
*** You've been HI-FIVED! ***

how annoying
ewwwwwwww
how do you do all that stuff?

all u gotta do is click the little arrow
and 'add to emoticons' then every time you write l o v e it shows up
*** You've been RASPBERRIED! ***

haha
ok ill try it
love
oohh u try little one

s
whaat
i have alot of those
*** You've been RASPBERRIED! ***

hAHa
tthat is my favorite one
toooott
haha
tooooooottt
toooott
i took a pic of me just now here it comes
Please select an image which is less than or equal to 600K.
and it sends you an authentic toot
ew
its too big
i hae to amke it smaller
all the way from nm
ok

thats a good one, you should add that one
how?
*** You've been WHACKED! ***

mean

A picture transfer invitation was sent to 'koolaidefaceapril'
Picture sent successfully
hahahaha that is awesome
kxdjhgdf
haha dont sugar coat it ya dont like my uter glasses!
what and where did you get those lovely gaggles
dont sugar coat it your a cock
ahahha
those goggles are the only things keeping my eyes safe.
really?
im sorry
oh its okay! the Dr. said I need to wear them every time I am around a dog.
and Mijas here so..
what can ya do!?
yeah thaat sucks
better safe than sorry.
I know I wouldnt want a dog claw in MY eye
yeHa
is it allergy's around the dog?
oh no, its claws and paws
sharp ones
my eyes are like 2 round marbles, made of jelly.
gheesh your scared of the dog?
ewww
yes I am! those paws are full of hatred!
did you have a bad experience?
do you really have to wear those?
no theyre s for chem. clas
this isn't april by the way
is this Bob?
this is bob
ooh ok
april and jason are here
err justin
oh ok
thats fun
so what is your name?
Erin
oh she mentioned something about an amber or erin
yep thats the ones
so do you like movies?
not really
I have bad eyes
oh....I like the war movies
theyre like, 2 marbles made of jelly. Its gross, medical thing I dont want to get into it.
Oh so I bet u like the movie Glory?
yeah
Matthew Brodrick, Denzel Washington. All cast!
I like the 1943 version myself
I had no idea there was such a version out there.
Geesh
yea lol
*** You've been SMOOCHED! ***

oh, hehe.
wheres April
*** You've been TORCHED! ***

is she around?
oh..torched.
she went to get the mail
oh, ok.
*** You've been HUGGED! ***

just a neighborly hug

well, I'm not YOUR neighbor.
do you have a picture?
well not technically lol
oh, no, sorry this isnt my uter
*** You've been GOOSED! ***

oh ok
Where is Justin?
oh well I have one
have one?
of who..
just kidding I don't know the first thing about computers
me either.
I have been around since the toaster
was invented
oh
justin is right here
are you on there uter? or on yours?
theres
oh ok
jason is fixing mine
justin
I see
*** You've been SMOOCHED! ***

oh heh
ohh kiss
?

I want to kiss you
where is April
WHAT
hold on ill get her
thansk
*s
she just walked in here
oh ok

hey ambee!
ksdlfjsdklfjsd
hi
where the fuck did u go
I sent a picture to your neighbor
accidentally
cos I thought you were on here
SORRY!
scroll up, its up there ^
i went to get the mail
is he reading this?
and go pee
omg
no he is talking to doc
ew does he not know Docs name?
what?
he kept saying 'jason'
what you talked to him?
krdgjkldfj omg April
YES
haha YEAH RIGHT
he fuckin got on your uter
I didnt know what to say
He wanted to play on the computer cause his is messed up
at all
ohhh ew warn me next time cos I sent him a fuckin picture of me with giant goggles on
you did not talk to him
I just asked him
YES I am no kidding
*not
ohh you did!!!!!!!!
i just scrolled up!
just kidding it was me not bob
sl;dsdf
dlfgd
GOD
HAHA
cos he kept, well..I was so scared when he was sending (smootches)
I was like, "oh" "ok"
HAHAHHAHA
sick
I had the window minimized
adn I heard the noise
I was praying to god that someone else had messaged me
*** You've been PUNK'D! ***

I was prayin to god that when I brang up the window from the bottom of the screen the smootch thing wasnt on it
*** You've been SMOOCHED! ***

that was SO SCARY
love bob
sick!
that was so believable
hehe
hahahhahahhh
scary as hell
did you really believe it was my neighbor?
ew 'do you have a pic?'
god
I kept thinkin he was gonna save my goggles picture
i did it!
s

hahahha he likes that picture
all u gotta write for that one is t h a n k
I just showed him!!
ew
you showed him that goggle picture?
he said what the heck
is she a scientist
yeah
omg
alkwdjsaas
jkldfs WHY
how embarassing
he thinks its funny
great!
*** You've been SMOOCHED! ***

he said
hahahahha
rite
is he really there?
yep

I am like, still ing out about your little trick
how do i get that puke face?

write p u k e
p u k e
make it all one word wt no spaces
n it should work
puke
did u add it?
PUCK

PUKE
hmm


that one is y a y

if u want that one
cheer
that is
y a y
but no spaces


that one is b y e



that one is h e l l o
hi


that one is
l o l
that one is b r b


is r u m
s t o p


i have a bunch of them

hehe
i want some
now u got it dude
bob here
*** PUNKING! ***

sorry i had to use the bathroom
what?
*** gotta use the little mens room ***
i was pretending to be april
why?
we keep going back and forth
let me know who I am talking to when I am talking to them
nothing a little
*** You've been SMOOCHED! ***

if I wanted to talk to you I would say so
CANT SOLVE
not being mean but, I'd like to know who I was talking to.
OH CHEER UP IM TEASING
THIS IS DOC
ohhhhhhh
haha
I thought you were Bob
NOT DOC, BOB
IM BOB
and I am confused
HAHA
OK THIS IS GEORGE WASHINGTON
what is Aprils cell phone number?
COULD YOU IMAGINE?
no, I couldnt.
GEORGE WASHINGTON ON THE COMPUTER
April?
THIS IS BOB
JUSTIN TOLD ME TO SAY DOC
why?
DON'T ASK ME
I just did.
*** You've been HUGGED! ***

ok, .
OK THIS IS APRIL
YEAH
are you sure now?
HEHE SORRY I WONT LET BOB USE THE COMPUTER AGAIN
because I can call her and ask
omg tell me when you go away from the uter
aklsdja so I can put up an away message
TUDDLES IS PLAYIN WITH MY earplug
when I am not sure who I am talking to, Im gonna ask a question that only you can answer
and if someone gets it wrong then , too bad!
or else, well I dont care if Docs on here talkin to me at all
I just meant like, your neighbor
cos I dont know what to say
ok
that was me the whole time
this messenger is cool cos it tells u if u have messages on myspace
the WHOLE time?
what whole time
that is kewl
the whole time
was your neighbor on here at all?
no!
whaaaaaaaaaaat
*** You've been PUNK'D! ***

;dlfgkdlf;gdfgdf
omg

I WAS SO FREAKED OUT WHEN YOU SAID "THIS IS DOC, I MEAN BOB"
hahaha

I thought I was talking to a psycho
for SURE
*** Scoring ***
ew why would he be over here
ew I JUST took off those goggles
I was so thrown off
by the bob stuff that I forgot I had them on
hHhhAAAAAAAAAA
haha I HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!!!
THEY LOOKED TIGHT
they were!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SCORE
*** Scoring ***
thats under zaps
score
zaps
click t6he lightning bolt symbol
*** You've been TORCHED! ***

that is so violent
*** You've been RASPBERRIED! ***

haha
doc wants to use the computer now i guess
ok
Im gonna go to bed
i have been on it and he hasn't yet
i think so Ill
hehe
gnite little gumdrop
me to spoon
nite
love- bob
*** fantastic ***
seeeeeeeeeeeeeya
*** You've been SMOOCHED! ***

ew
!

ill be on tomorrow will you
yep
fo sho
k
!
say night to bubs and nicks
i will!
oh
your over carmens
but im gonna have her take me home in a few hrs
*** You've been HI-FIVED! ***

for a lil bit
*** PUNKING! ***

seeeeeeeeeeeya
isnt it like 240

night
its 339am
tuds says MEW
sweet
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[17 Aug 2008|08:59pm]
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muh space for now [17 Aug 2008|08:58pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Hi I'm a Starfish

survey/me [17 Aug 2008|08:55pm]
Date: Aug 11, 2008 4:35 AM
Subject: you dont say.. go on...
Body: Talked to a jerk today?
only myself

Do you like anyone?
I like everyone, and I have a crush on everyone

Can you do a cartwheel?
Watch this shit! !!!!!!!

Do you skate goofy or regular?
WHAT IN THE HELL

Do you regret something you did yesterday?
nothing major

Have you ever been tubing?
TUB ing, indeed at Brockway Manor

Do you own a guitar?
tu of them

Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
ew whats your prob

Do you have a piggy bank shaped like a pig?
no but Scott works at a bank and has a dog, so..kinda!

Do you have anything in your pockets right now?
"""YES...YESSS I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"""

How many windows are open on your computer?
5trillion

What are the colors of your walls?
I am not sure, the lights are off.
I just guess that they are striped, various
shades of red,green. and yellow.


Are you wearing socks?
obviously or I'd get skin all over the keyboard.


How many hours did you sleep last night?
3 hours!!!! but I took a giant Jack and the Beanstalk nap in the afternoon. Probaly why I am up at 432am AWAKE as a snake.


Did you ever get the chicken pox?
Oh yes, I have the pox

Have you been outside today?
Watch this!

What is the last movie you saw in theater?
A League of their own.


Did you like it?
askldjslad obviously! sdfsdfskl no I actually never seen it.


Siblings:
yess, go on.


Pets:
I want more


ARE YOU:

A Daydreamer:
look into my sailor moon eyes and ask me again

Sarcastic:
Not really

Shy:
Shy? you dont say.. go on...

Talkative:
TOOOO talkative I annoy myself


LAST PERSON THAT:

Last person you fell asleep with?
Carmen and I both fell asleep watchin
SpongeyBoo

That you talked on the phone with?
Apppppppppppppel

That you hugged?
Hugged? Go on.


That sent you a text?
I just sent one 2 minutes ago from a website


IN THE PAST WEEK HAVE YOU:

Gotten sick:
Yeah, well..NO!

Sung:
Listen to this ditty.


Felt stupid:
Ehhhh ,well maybe when I fell off my bike and sent it soaring into the neighbors yard and I started whisteling Dixie while I got back on it.


Watched cartoons:
Obviously

Hung out with friends:
Yes

Gotten in a fight:
No

Listened to music:
I'm pissed that my fav She n Him song got deleted off the dorkspace
today. Hello Dolly? SEEEYA.


Smiled:
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO.


Cried?
Yes from laughing last night!!!!!!!!

Smoked:
what does this tell you.


Did something you regret?
You asked me that already

Laughed so hard your stomach hurt?
Yes..!!!!!!!!

Taken pics with your friends?
Not pics, videos tho


MORE ABOUT YOU

((ew really who cares!!))

How many pics do you have in your bedroom?
I have zero pictures hanging up, nothing on the walls , except a ragity anne doll that is nailed to one wall.



Whats the most random thing in the room you are in right now?
Um,,omg a medical waste container that says "BEANS "on it in marker, but it is full of syringes.


What are you watching on t.v.

Carnivale! but I'm not watching it. It's behind me.
If I was watching
it, I would be have to be typing on Rita Sues face.
(hmm not a bad idea)

Do you sing in the shower?
listen to this little ditty..


THINGS IN THE PAST

Most regreted thing?
Nothing major

Most missed memories?
Going to Docs,Going to my Grandma Simons/Gosens.

The seagull and summer 2002

Who knows the most about you and your past?
April, Carmen

Last ex- and why they are an ex?
cos they mean
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a bulletin from hurd [17 Aug 2008|08:52pm]
Hey Bluejays, summers here! How are you math skills?
Body: Hello my bluejays, summer is here and that means.

NO HOMEWORK!
Well, there's a good and bad side to that. Let me explain. Over the summer, you can loose up to 40% of all you've learned! Over the years, your math skills can turn into "trash skills". Okay bluejays (and veteran bluejays) let's do some refreshing. This is not optional folks, if you do not complete this, I WILL delete you.

I will send one out each week, it must be completed to keep you sharp, and ready for next year!

God Bless.





Simplify.



1. 975 ÷ 5 × 2.

9

67.241

2. 4 ÷ 0.4 × 3.8 + 1.

9

0.7504


3. 320 ÷ 8 - 1.

3 × 2

59.26

4. 24 ÷ 8 + 3.

8
2.033

Solve each equation.



7.

e - 13 = 83
e=96

8.

87 - g = 57
g=30

9.

5 = r - 52
r=57

10.

31 = 90 - f
f=59

11.

38 = 85 - n
n=47

12.

17 - u = 2
u=15

13.

s - 9 = 72
s= 81

14.

12 = h - 51
h=63

15.

a - 39 = 10

a= 9




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Thursday, May 03, 2007







 

8th Grade Class Science Pictures



Current mood: flirty







This week instead of individual 'science mini projects', as a class we did one project :Home made fire extinguisher. We designed and tested the extinguisher on school grounds.


Nathan Schultz extinguishes fire before it gets out of hand.



Casey Schmitt takes a stand against the flames.



If fire gets out of control, we found that pounding the fire with an iron shovel, works effectively.


(No students were hurt in this expierment. God is watching over us)


Principal to the rescue!



 


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Most people have fire extinguishers in their homes and in fact, we even place extra ones in the garage where Dad hangs out.  All schools and businesses are required by law to have fire extinguishers on their premises. Fire extinguishers work by removing one of the critical ingredients for a fire - oxygen.. language=JavaScript> .. if (ie4) { document.write(""); } // --> ..> . In this experiment we demonstrate this process.


  1. Fill the small dish with baking soda.
  2. Place a short candle and a slightly longer candle upright in the baking soda
  3. Place the dish into the bottom of the large bowl.
  4. Have Mom or Dad light both candles.  If Dad's handling the matches then go get that fire extinguisher out of the garage first.
  5. Pour the vinegar into the dish of baking soda (not on the candles).

What happens to the candles? Which candle goes out first - the shorter one or the taller one?


When vinegar is combined with baking soda, the two react and produce carbon dioxide gas. The carbon dioxide gas is heavier than the surrounding air so it sinks into the bottom of the bowl. As the reaction continues, more and more carbon dioxide gas is produced which begins to slowly fill up the bowl. When the level of carbon dioxide has risen to the level of the flame, the flame will go out from lack of air.


Parent's Note. Fire is the heat and light that comes from burning substances. In 1777, Antoine Lavoisier, a French chemist, proved that burning is the result of the rapid union of oxygen with other substances. As a substance burns, heat and light are produced.


Carbon dioxide is a colorless, odorless gas. It occurs in the atmospheres of many planets, including that of the earth. On the earth, all green plants must get carbon dioxide from the atmosphere to live and grow. Animals produce the gas when their bodies convert food into energy and living tissue. Animals release carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. Carbon dioxide is also created by the burning of any substance that contains carbon. Such substances include coal, gasoline, and wood. Fermentation and the decay of plants and animals also produce carbon dioxide. Carbon dioxide makes up less than 1 per cent of the earth's atmosphere.









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