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what a day.. [August 07 2003|02:48am]
[ mood | exhausted ]

Building furniture for 10 hours is enough to do anyone in.

Blaaaaahhhhhh.

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i want to vomit all over your shoes [August 06 2003|02:45am]
[ mood | nauseated ]

I should probably be sleeping, or at least be in bed attempting to sleep. I'm going to Phildelphia tomorrow with the pac-man to help him build IKEA furniture. It should be fun. And then thursday we're going shopping, because we were supposed to do that today, but we got into the city late and the only thing i returned with was a $20 NineWest messenger bag from a sample sale .. and i don't even know if i want it anymore. le sigh.

What else? This weekend Dan wanted me to go visit him up in Boston, but reasons are keeping me from that, so i might go next weekend instead. :/ I'll be pretty nervous if i do go up there, just because he's Dan. But i do want to see him, so i don't know. I'm so infatuated with that boy, it's ridiculous.

Hmm, i was going to do some Dark Side of the Rainbow tonight, but i'm not in the mood for it now. Maybe tomorrow morning after martha stewart. <3 I love that woman too much.

FYI people, i dislike chamomile tea because it tastes weird to me, but it's the only thing keeping me somewhat sane at the moment. sha na na. I hate PMS. :D

look it's me!

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scotch tape in my face [August 03 2003|12:35am]
[ mood | qwerty ]
[ music | Strawberry Fields : The Beatles ]

When people are driving their ghetto-mobiles around, why do they have to put the bass up so loud that they set off multiple car alarms as they drive by?

my lovely refrigerator made it's appearence today at 8:45am. It's so pretty, and i had tons of fun stocking it up with food. Foooooooooood, i love food. But then after refrigerator fun, i was wiped out and fell asleep which = no shopping, because i slept the entire day. boo.

I had some other stuff to say .. but i forgot. :/

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O_O [August 02 2003|04:04am]
[ mood | tired ]

Man, i probably should get myself to the doctor because i'm pretty sure i have mono .. and if it's not that then i'm anemic - or something of the sorts.

I'M SO TIRED!! The refrigerator is being delivered sometime between 7:15am and 11:15 am, and i figured i'd go to bed early tonight so i can get dressed in the morning to greet the refrigerator people and because i'm so tired!!!!!!

Well, i lay myself down in bed at 11pm, fifteen minutes later *ringring* so i pick it up and it's ian!!! We talk and have a lovely conversation and i can't wait for him to be back in ny. So we can hang out .. and makeout. :x His voice is so sexy and i want to eat him up.

Anyways, shopping tomorrow! I think i'll bring along the digital camera and take some lovely pictures. Ooohh dan just IMd me .. tata

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3rd time's a charm.. [August 01 2003|05:50am]
[ music | Change of Heart : Cyndi Lauper ]

I just wrote another post on P&P inc. (pope and president incorporated) and their whole stance on the gay marriage issue, but I just deleted it. I didn't really want to delve anymore into the issue so I'll just move on.

Today! Today, I will finally be able to eat real food! We will once again have a refrigerator and oh, food. Wonderful food, marvelous food, glorious food. I don't think I can ever eat ramen noodles again. Well, of course I can .. but ugh, eating it for five days straight just shouldn't be allowed.

And ooooh I am excited. Me and the mom are members of the Cooking Club of America and every month they give away prizes, and now me and the mom are in the running for a KitchenAid Artisan Series Stand Mixer in my choice of color!!!!!! Retailed at $299.99. And just for the record, if I win, and I will .. I would like mine in "Wassabi" located in the custom color choices because it is a lovely chartreuse color and I would like to fondle it.

But I shall not get too excited since they put more than one prize up at a time, so when you enter to win (as many times as you want), you're really up for any of the prizes. Which means I'm also in the running for some ugly porcelain serving dishes (which I would end up selling on ebay) retailed at $29.95 and some "Fancy" Ice Cube Trays .. retailed at $3.95. But I hope, I hope I hope I hope, I win the KitchenAid Artisan Series Stand Mixer because I want it oh so much, and me being a young chef cannot afford things of just greatness.

Ralphie got his official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time. Now I want mine!

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rank [July 31 2003|01:27am]
[ mood | blank ]

I just ate very spicy spaghetti and a whole lot of by-the-cup iced tea that wasn't iced. Pasta without tomato sauce and ramen noodles are about the only thing to eat around here now, until the mom and I buy a new refrigerator on Friday. Of course there's also bumblebee tuna .. but I don't touch that stuff unless it's raw and sitting on a bed of rice. I've heard enough nasty stories about the canned kind sitting in the grammar school lunch room in 2nd grade to turn me off of it for the rest of eternity. Then again, I also heard an equal amount of gross stories about McDonald's chicken nuggets .. but I still eat those.

It being garbage night, the mom and I cleaned out the broken refrigerator today, and boy was that an adventure not to be forgotten. I'm sure the 3-day-old smell of rotting food and meat would, hands down, beat the aroma of the bog of eternal stench any day. That was my Labyrinth reference for the day. It was quite lovely, if I do say so myself. Four garbage bags, two glass recycling bags, a few sprays of air freshener, and 2 sticks of calming chamomile incense later .. and everything is back to normal. Of course minus the ice cubes, clean 'cold' water, frozen meats, milk, vegetables, my favorite little frozen food chicken nuggets(!!!!!), tomato sauce, and leftovers! Le sigh.

Ian called yesterday. Oh my! He was currently driving through Iowa to get to Illinois and he left me know that Iowa smells like shit. Mostly because of the farms I'm guessing. He also let me know that he ate some bad sushi and had food poisoning for a few days. Poor ian. I'd like to know where exactly he had this tainted sushi. I'm very picky about food and in my mind I wouldn't trust sushi from anywhere that wasn't near a body of water. <3 for NYC for having fresh fish. I know other places have fresh fish .. but yeah.

And look, our "President" is jumping on the Vatican bandwagon and would like to make a law stating that marriage is only for heterosexual couples. And then he goes on to say, "I think it is important for our society to respect each individual, to welcome those with good hearts." It doesn't get any better than that, folks. It also goes on to quote some Evangelists and Reverends saying this is great, this is A+, go Dubya. What ever happened to separation of church and state?

Is it 2004 yet? Because I'd really like to make use of my rights as a registered voter.

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last time i checked.... [July 30 2003|05:11am]
[ mood | aggravated ]

If anyone knows the address where I can send a letter to The Vatican, please tell me. I looked around and I found 500 different addresses .. maybe I'll just go to the post office and ask.

If you're wondering I would loooove to write a letter to the "holy" people over there concerning this issue. The issue of The Vatican waging wars against gay marriages and the likes.

I feel strongly about a lot of issues but I never do anything about it, or raise my voice on a level that counts. I just sit back and let things happen. But I don't know, when I first heard about this issue I was just disgusted. I know that writing a letter to The Vatican won't do any good, it'll probably be thrown away or read by some Vatican mailroom clerk, and it's not like I'm expecting a reply. I just feel like this is something I need to speak up about.

Last time I checked, the entire world hadn't converted to Catholicism, and I didn't know marriage was owned by the Vatican.

And here I thought this was supposed to be a world where we promote the acceptance of different cultures/races/religions/faiths/opinions/etc. Silly me.

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pork chops [July 29 2003|05:14pm]
My refrigerator died. What fun.

I just watched Oprah and it was a show about adoptive families and children and whatnot. And they showed the story of this dwarf couple, and the dwarf wife works for NASA, and the dwarf husband works for the city council or something, and they adopted 3 dwarf children, and the wife dwarf drives a HUMMER!!!! How great is that? I think when i'm married i'd like to adopt a child. My mom was adopted but she never look for her biological parents .. well, she did but only to an extent - to go further would be tres expensive. Oh well.

Weird things. Like yesterday these two cuts just appeared on my hand out of nowhere, but nobody believes me. They keep telling me they're from my cats or i did it to myself when i was sleeping. No way. I was sitting down in the middle of the day when i felt a sharp pain on my hand, and i looked at it at there were two cuts there, that came out of nowhere. They were bright red and they hurt, so i washed them up and put some neosporin on them. Today they're still bright red, they hurt whenever i move my hand, and one of them decided to open up last night and bleed for the hell of it. What the fuck! And the thing is, they look like regular cat scratches, but i hadn't touched my cats all day before i got these. I was just sitting minding my own business. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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inkstain [July 28 2003|02:58am]
[ mood | hot ]

Tonight, i totally watched a documentary on cephalopods. Oh how i love those things. And oh how i love PBS!! I would like some little cuttlefish as a pet, they would make a nice addition to my new apartment when i move out.

There was a lovely little thunderstorm tonight .. i wish it would have lasted longer than it did. le sigh. And some cats are having sex somewhere outside ... at least someone's getting laid.

I need a job.

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[July 27 2003|06:22am]
everybody loves friendster!
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huha [July 26 2003|01:31am]

One of my hamsters died this morning .. little Ketchup the hamster, only two years old. :( All that's left now is beastmaster the hamster. He/She is a spunky little thing though. Still tries to attack my hand when i give it fruits and veggies.

And I had like no sleep this morning, because as I was about to go to bed and right after I found the dead hamster lying belly down in its food dish, I looked out my kitchen window and there was a big fat black cat walking on the fence in my backyard. The neighborhood cat. Naturally I started making noises to call it towards me, when one of my cats came running along and saw what was outside. Bad idea. Now this cat of mine, Kasper the Kat, never makes any noises whatsoever and gets along well with my other cat, Starlight the Cat. Well, he started going nuts .. hissing, growling, shaking. Good lord it was insane.

Kasper decided to run into my room and sit on that window sill and stare at the neighborhood cat there. I wanted to be nice and do my good dead for the day, so I threw some cat yummy-yummys out the window. And mr. neighborhood cat gobbled them all up. Well, that was probably a bad idea too, because now he was sitting under the window staring at it probably looking for a 7 course meal. It took me a good hour and a half to pry Kasper from the window and lock my bedroom door so he couldn't get in.

But the horrible old wretched grossly inhumane people that live upstairs from me heard all the cat calls and probably thought it was the neighborhood cat, because they started throwing plastic cups filled with water at the poor thing. I wanted to step in and save the day because I love animals, but those creatures upstairs don't know what a good deed is.

They are evil spawn, them and their whole family. Everyone in that family owns a white car. Is that weird or is it just me?!?! For some reason they dislike my mother and me. But yet, that shouldn't even mean much as it's coming from two old people in a sham of a marriage where the husband is a drunk and goes out drinking constantly, then stumbles home and makes a spectacle of himself on the street drunk as all hell while vomiting and pissing on himself and the wife lives off the money from her husbands' retirement fund and enjoys playing bingo on a daily basis.

People like this need to be stopped. THEY GROW TOMATOES EVERY SUMMER IN THE BACKYARD AND THEY DON'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF THEM. They plant them and then that's it .. no water, no love, no nothing. They just let them DIE! Why?!?!?! The poor little tomatoes.

But the momster is moving out as am i in a few months, so when we leave i will gladly leave a nasty little post-it note on their door saying thanks for nothing or something with bad words on it.

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kaboom [July 23 2003|01:16am]

It's been raining allll day and i love it so, although it has caused me to ache all over the place like whoa. I feel like i got run over by the angry nun mobile. But who cares about aching muscles when you've got chocolate!?!?!

And let's talk about hair. My hair is thumbs down .. it's black, and long, and straight, and just blech. I need a fun little cut to spice up my head. Thing is i don't know what would look cute on me, i'm totally about to just walk into my salon and be like, "stefanie, i'm going to close my eyes and when i open them i want my hair to scream hardore swank." And then i would pay around $100 and then i would die because i could have spent that money on two pairs of ass extravaganza pants.

Le sigh.

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gem clips [July 22 2003|04:50am]

I'm in one of those weird moods. It's one of those moods where half of your friends annoy you and the other half doesn't. I don't know. I hate being like this because i'm a bitch to some people while i'm nice to the rest. I guess i'm just cranky from not sleeping well in the past few days and don't really feel like putting up with people's shit at the moment.

Also, i'm supposed to have lunch on Wednesday with Matt, and i don't know if i feel up to it. He just so happened to get on my last nerve tonight, so i blocked him on AIM. I just don't have patience for some people all the time. Crap, i'm so moody.

I keep spelling moody as 'moddy' .. hooray for me.

I was going through some junk in my room yesterday when i found a letter from this girl that used to be my penpal. Her name was Suzanne and she was from Sweden. We were penpals for a good couple of years when i was yonger before we lost touch. Penpals are so much fun. I love writing letters, so much better, and so much more personal than e-mails. I love keeping little things like that, that you can go back and look at.

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roar. [July 21 2003|05:33pm]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | Stigmata Martyr : Bauhaus ]

So last night my computer decides to die on me. Which led to 3 hours of trying to fix it manually, and then 7 hours installing windows, deleting windows, and reinstalling windows along with other various applications that were lost due to deleting. It was fun, and now my computer is healthy again.

What a piece of shit.

Hooray, because i was pleasantly surprised on Saturday by a call from ian. We had a lovely hour long conversation that kept me smiling for the entire day.

It's disgustingly hot and humid outside so i think i'll go lie on the couch with my iced tea and make believe i'm vacationing in iceland or alaska.

A girl can dream.

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nipple scripple [July 19 2003|02:02am]
[ music | Love My Way : Psychedelic Furs ]

Apparently i just had really gross cold. Hooray for me.

Paul got into a car accident tonight when he was going home from the yankees game. Well, not really a car accident per se, more like a major fender-bender. He was stopped at the on-ramp when someone in an explorer hit him from behind. Nice.

Then the idiot that hit him left the scene, and he forgot to take his front license plate with him as it was laying on the ground. *thumbs up*

Too funny ... but not that funny because Paul says his neck hurts so he gets to go to the ER tomorrow and then go file a police report.

My lj is a bastard and won't let me override anything.

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achooo [July 18 2003|02:17am]
[ mood | lethargic ]

i have a terrible cold .. or so it seems.

I hope it's not mono. If it is, it's all Ian's fault for making drink from his bottle of water.

blech.

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Continental Breakfast [July 16 2003|01:04am]
[ mood | nostalgic ]
[ music | Sail to the Moon : Radiohead ]

I really don't know how i involve myself in peculiar relationships with the people i know. Ian is a good example. We first met five years ago and we hit it off really well. We talked and we made constant plans to hang out, make-out, go out, the whole deal. Then i fucked him over real nice, which i'm pretty good at doing, when i met someone else and started seeing them instead. I obviously hurt Ian, and when he found out he cut off all communication with me and i can't really blame him.

Two years after that we talk again. A year after that .. again. And now we're left off in November of this past year. I saw him online one night and we started talking. After that we talked on the phone every night for three months up until the beginning of February. Then a few weeks ago i decided to e-mail him. He e-mailed me back and then called me that very same night. We talked for a few hours and promised to hang out when we had the time. Two weeks after we talked he called me and told me to come to that show (last entry) because it would be his last day in NY until August. And so i went.

It's so odd because when i saw him standing in front of me all those feelings i had for him five years ago came rushing back to me. And even though he insists i was giving off a "weird vibe" all night, i wasn't. That was me being nervous. Nervous because here was this great guy that i liked so much and realized i still do like. Nervous because i hadn't seen him in five years. Nervous .. because i wanted so much to finish what we started out to do. I know i hurt him in the past, but in reality, it would have never worked out between us back then. Us being only 15 and 17. Me being in Jersey and him being in the boonies of Long Island. We would have probably ended up right where we are now if we did things differently back then. I realized i still had feelings for him when we started talking again a few months ago but i didn't want to think about it. Then seeing him in person just finished it off.

On Sunday night he called me from Arizona or New Mexico or wherever they were at the moment, and it felt so refreshing to hear his voice. Now i can't stop thinking about him. And i know it's sad, but i'm somewhat counting down the days until he's back in NY so we can talk and hang out. I probably should tell him how i feel, but what am i going to say in a 10/15 minute conversation while he's on tour, and then just leave it at that until he comes back. The waiting would be too awkward.

He wants me to call him sometime this week, and i'll do just that.

Le sigh.

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trooping through tribeca [July 10 2003|03:24am]

ADVENTURE is when your head gets ripped off by the beast of fun!!

I went on an adventure today.

I was supposed to go to the Knitting Factory to hang out with Ian, since he's leaving to go on tour with his friend's band on Thursday. I made it there, and it took me damn long enough. I don't know Tribeca all that well because I hardly ever go down there, and I have trouble with anything below Canal St. because the numbered streets are gone, and the KF is on Leonard St., and the only way I've ever gotten there is by car. Sooo anyway, I take the PATH into the city and get off on Christopher St., then I spend 10 minutes looking for the 1 & 9 train, find it and take it down to Franklin St. I walk one way, find out it's not the right way. Walk another way wrong way again. Third time's a charm and I finally get my ass there and about to walk in the door when a band starts walking out with their equipment, that band just happened to be Cardia and I realize I just missed their set. Go me! So I'm standing there, and Ian walks out, looks at me and ::swoon::, he is one sexy creature. Of course I already knew this, but I hadn't seen him in 5 years (!!!), so yeah.

So, I stood there waiting, until they finished packing up, and then Ian had to go back in the get all the merch together, and I got in for free (woo!) because you know, "with the band" and whatnot. It was a bit awkward though because we weren't really talking all that much .. but I guess not seeing someone for 5 years does that. Anyway, then we left and ran into one of his friends and walked off looking for something to do. But it was like 11, and I needed to get home because I needed to feed my cats and because if I stayed out later if would have taken me 5 hours and $30 to get home from the city. The only bad thing about living in Jersey. I left, and later on when I called Ian he was going on and on about giving off "a weird vibe" and I laughed at him. Then he tells me I could have crashed at his place for the night. Way to go, tell me that when I'm already home.

Needless to say I was looking forward to making out with Ian the sexy beast, but alas, did not. So, now i have to wait until he comes back from tour in August. :( sighsighsigh

Anyways, I just got finished talking to Dan and I need money ASAP because he wants me to visit him up in Boston soon. Someone give me money!

P.S. my ass looks hot in these pants. Also, while i was waiting outside, Ric Ocasek from The Cars showed up. He stood right next to me.

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derob [July 07 2003|02:44am]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | Lullaby : The Cure ]

I'm bored, and hot, and have a cold compact strapped to my back as my own personal air conditioner.

Onward:

1. WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR LJ USERNAME?
It means 'author' in French.

2. NAME FIVE OF YOUR FAVORITE PIG-OUT FOODS.
1. Vegan chocolate cupcakes from the whole foods market
2. Dreamery's Black Raspberry Avalanche ice cream
3. Crispy chicken tenders with honey mustard sauce
4. Italian focaccia bread with olive oil, balsamic vinegar, and red pepper flakes for dipping
5. Chips and salsa

3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER?
No.

4. NAME ALL MEMBERS OF THE BEATLES.
John, Paul, George, Richard (Ringo), Stuart, Pete

5. WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?
Never. I don't do planes.

6. ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY.
That i found out you can't die from drinking expired soda.

7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY?
One time during stage crew when we were rehersing for 'Guys and Dolls' and i was supposed to stand behind the prop door to wait for the scene change. Two people are supposed to turn the door around, one person was missing the person handling this 250lb door was doing a poor job and as i was bent down picking up another prop the door fell on me and my head. And no body realised what happend so i was just laying there screaming for help. It was actually pretty funny.

8. WHAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR/TO YOUR CRUSH THAT HE/SHE MIGHT NOT/MIGHT KNOW ABOUT?
I've done a lot of stupid things for and to crushes in the past .. we won't talk about that here, though.

9. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.
It'll take way too long, but when it happens .. it will be fabulous!

10. WOULD YOU EVER JOIN TEMPTATION ISLAND?
No. I'm not that pathetic.

11. NAME THREE [3] TEACHERS YOU LIKED IN HIGH SCHOOL/ELEMENTARY.
Elementary: Mrs. Sloan, Mrs. Parks, Mr Kirvinsky. High School: Mrs. Hart, Mr. Hoetzl, Sister JC

12. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE? WHAT IS IT?
"It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."

13. MY FIRST HEARTBREAK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS... [CARE TO SHARE THE STORY?]
I'm the one that does the heartbreaking ... ha!

14. THE SCHOOL PICTURE YOU BURIED IN YOUR BOTTOM DRAWER?
All of them. The only school picture i show people is my Senior portrait from HS.

15. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD PREFERENCES? WHAT ARE THEY?
Too many to name .. i think i have OCD.

16. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Manwhores - all of them.

17. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? [care to share why?]
Myself. I have a lot of close friends, but not one of them is closer than the other.

18. NAME ONE TV CHARACTER YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE?
Not sure.

19. IF YOU WERE FAMOUS, AND WERE TO BE A GUEST ON A TALK SHOW, WHOSE SHOW WOULD YOU CHOOSE? WHY?
Conan. So i could tell him i'd like to sex him up and grab on to his firey red hair.

20. GIVE YOURSELF A PORN STAR NAME.
Wendy Whoppers. This was actually given to me in 7th/8th grade because i had the biggest boobs in the class.

21. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD SLEEPING HABITS?
Always sleep with a blanket on me even if it's 500 degrees. I don't like being exposed to the open. I also have to hold on to something, be it a stuffed animal or a person, or else i can't sleep properly.

22. WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS SUMMER?
I hate the summer.

23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?
Sit Down. Stand Up. - Radiohead


24. WRITE A LINE FROM ANY SONG.
"love will get you like a case of anthrax, and that's something i don't want to catch."


25. DO YOU KNOW AT LEAST ONE DISNEY SONG BY HEART? WHICH ONE?
Le Poisson

26. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM HOUSE.
Big, with lots of rooms, and a HUGE kitchen, and a big front yard and backyard with a pond that has koi fish in it. THINK BIG. And i decorate it myself.

27. YOUR TYPICAL SLEEPWEAR:
Depends on the weather. Pajammies, tshirt and boxers, tshirt and undies, just undies, or nothing.

28. WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?
wallet, eyeglass case, keys, lighter, burt's bees lip balm

29. WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?
ATM cards, business cards(friend house, 99x, malden mills, retrospect vintage, trash and vaudeville), MetroCard, health insurance card, expired driver's permit, school ID, pictures...

30. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW?
$9 and lots of change.

31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES?
My creepers, my chucks, my black stilletos with the ankle strap

32. IF YOU COULD'VE GONE TO YOUR SENIOR PROM IN A DIFFERENT OUTFIT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Something i bought instead of something i had made.

33. HOW WAS YOUR SENIOR PROM?
Boring, bad music, too much money

34. TELL US ABOUT ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS.
Turning 16. That time Jon and John-Paul gave me a party in the prostitute motel on Tonnelle Ave. Lots of drunkeness and hairy 70's porn on the tv.

35. WOULD YOU RATHER BE A HOBBIT, AN ELF OR A DWARF?
Do i really have to choose? I guess Elf .. those ears and that language. Those oddball Tolkien fans that popped out of the woodwork when the LoTR movies came out crack me up. It funny and sad that they spend their time learning elvish. I love star trek like whoa, but you don't see me learning how to speak klingon.

36. WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD SPLURGE ON IF YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE?
Buy a car or two, get a sexy apartment in philly and all the hot-love-pad furniture to go with it, have Alexander McQueen make all my clothes, take a trip to Iceland, throw the rest of the money in a pool and roll around in it.

37. WHAT IS YOUR DAILY BEFORE-GOING-TO-BED RITUAL?
brush my teeth, moisturize, talk to myself in the mirror, sex/masturbate.

38. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST NICKNAME ANYONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU?
Beef Daimiellington

39. NAME THREE [3] OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS.
1. Bobby (King of the Hill)
2. Charlie Brown
3. Ren (Ren and Stimpy)

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154 to the Promenade [July 06 2003|02:42am]
[ mood | exhausted ]
[ music | Starálfur : Sigur Rós ]

I had a pretty nice day today. Went into the city with the pac-man and thought we might do some shopping. We tried and gave up. It was just way to hot to be taking off clothes and putting on clothes in a stuffy dressing room in a non air-conditioned store.

Next on our agenda was laying around in Central Park and eating sandwiches. So we headed off to the Whole Foods Market (!!!) and instead of my much anticipated sandwich I walked out with a salad. Fine enough for me. We get ourselves to the upper west side and got into a petty argument about where the Dakota is. I argued that it's on 72nd and he demanded that it is "somewhere in the mid 80's" .. of course I was right. We park, get the blanket, and head off to find ourselves a grassy knoll. 20 minutes later after me carrying around a 15lb blanket in 90 degree weather with 125% humidity, me saying to go this way, him saying to go that way, going his way and ending up on the east side of the park, I found the way to the great lawn, we park ourselves under a tree and pig out. We were then attacked by giant flies and sparrows. Good times.

Some 16 y/o German tourist also made a point of doing a double take on my boobs. But who can blame him? They're nice and juicy.

We then walk around and found ourselves at Belvedere Castle and are able to catch some of Shakespeare in the Park's, Henry V. I soon had enough of that, because of not being able to actually see it and had a sudden craving for italian ice. That craving was gone once we reached the EV. Instead we decided to go over to Brooklyn and walk around Brooklyn Heights, where I decided that I want to live in every brownstone we passed.

I also had fun looking into people's windows. Now that sounds bad, but really, if you don't want people looking in, close those curtains. But I think people in Brooklyn Heights and equally affluent neighborhoods keep them wide open at night to tempt people like me into coveting everything they own.

"Look but don't touch"
Bastards

We finished off the night at the Brooklyn promenade and sat there for and hour or so playing Jeopardy on his cell phone and talking about whatever.

It was a nice night. I could have done without the grossly humid weather since I don't do well in temperatures over 64 degrees F, but I'll just finish off with saying .. thank God for 24/hr McDonald's. Always there for you to clog your arteries any time of the day.

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