||Lullaby : The Cure
I'm bored, and hot, and have a cold compact strapped to my back as my own personal air conditioner.
1. WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR LJ USERNAME?
It means 'author' in French.
2. NAME FIVE OF YOUR FAVORITE PIG-OUT FOODS.
1. Vegan chocolate cupcakes from the whole foods market
2. Dreamery's Black Raspberry Avalanche ice cream
3. Crispy chicken tenders with honey mustard sauce
4. Italian focaccia bread with olive oil, balsamic vinegar, and red pepper flakes for dipping
5. Chips and salsa
3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER?
4. NAME ALL MEMBERS OF THE BEATLES.
John, Paul, George, Richard (Ringo), Stuart, Pete
5. WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?
Never. I don't do planes.
6. ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY.
That i found out you can't die from drinking expired soda.
7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY?
One time during stage crew when we were rehersing for 'Guys and Dolls' and i was supposed to stand behind the prop door to wait for the scene change. Two people are supposed to turn the door around, one person was missing the person handling this 250lb door was doing a poor job and as i was bent down picking up another prop the door fell on me and my head. And no body realised what happend so i was just laying there screaming for help. It was actually pretty funny.
8. WHAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR/TO YOUR CRUSH THAT HE/SHE MIGHT NOT/MIGHT KNOW ABOUT?
I've done a lot of stupid things for and to crushes in the past .. we won't talk about that here, though.
9. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.
It'll take way too long, but when it happens .. it will be fabulous!
10. WOULD YOU EVER JOIN TEMPTATION ISLAND?
No. I'm not that pathetic.
11. NAME THREE  TEACHERS YOU LIKED IN HIGH SCHOOL/ELEMENTARY.
Elementary: Mrs. Sloan, Mrs. Parks, Mr Kirvinsky. High School: Mrs. Hart, Mr. Hoetzl, Sister JC
12. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE? WHAT IS IT?
"It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, "Like a virgin."
13. MY FIRST HEARTBREAK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS... [CARE TO SHARE THE STORY?]
I'm the one that does the heartbreaking ... ha!
14. THE SCHOOL PICTURE YOU BURIED IN YOUR BOTTOM DRAWER?
All of them. The only school picture i show people is my Senior portrait from HS.
15. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD PREFERENCES? WHAT ARE THEY?
Too many to name .. i think i have OCD.
16. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Manwhores - all of them.
17. WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND? [care to share why?]
Myself. I have a lot of close friends, but not one of them is closer than the other.
18. NAME ONE TV CHARACTER YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE?
19. IF YOU WERE FAMOUS, AND WERE TO BE A GUEST ON A TALK SHOW, WHOSE SHOW WOULD YOU CHOOSE? WHY?
Conan. So i could tell him i'd like to sex him up and grab on to his firey red hair.
20. GIVE YOURSELF A PORN STAR NAME.
Wendy Whoppers. This was actually given to me in 7th/8th grade because i had the biggest boobs in the class.
21. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD SLEEPING HABITS?
Always sleep with a blanket on me even if it's 500 degrees. I don't like being exposed to the open. I also have to hold on to something, be it a stuffed animal or a person, or else i can't sleep properly.
22. WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS SUMMER?
I hate the summer.
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?
Sit Down. Stand Up. - Radiohead
24. WRITE A LINE FROM ANY SONG.
"love will get you like a case of anthrax, and that's something i don't want to catch."
25. DO YOU KNOW AT LEAST ONE DISNEY SONG BY HEART? WHICH ONE?
26. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM HOUSE.
Big, with lots of rooms, and a HUGE kitchen, and a big front yard and backyard with a pond that has koi fish in it. THINK BIG. And i decorate it myself.
27. YOUR TYPICAL SLEEPWEAR:
Depends on the weather. Pajammies, tshirt and boxers, tshirt and undies, just undies, or nothing.
28. WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?
wallet, eyeglass case, keys, lighter, burt's bees lip balm
29. WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?
ATM cards, business cards(friend house, 99x, malden mills, retrospect vintage, trash and vaudeville), MetroCard, health insurance card, expired driver's permit, school ID, pictures...
30. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW?
$9 and lots of change.
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PAIR OF SHOES?
My creepers, my chucks, my black stilletos with the ankle strap
32. IF YOU COULD'VE GONE TO YOUR SENIOR PROM IN A DIFFERENT OUTFIT, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Something i bought instead of something i had made.
33. HOW WAS YOUR SENIOR PROM?
Boring, bad music, too much money
34. TELL US ABOUT ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS.
Turning 16. That time Jon and John-Paul gave me a party in the prostitute motel on Tonnelle Ave. Lots of drunkeness and hairy 70's porn on the tv.
35. WOULD YOU RATHER BE A HOBBIT, AN ELF OR A DWARF?
Do i really have to choose? I guess Elf .. those ears and that language. Those oddball Tolkien fans that popped out of the woodwork when the LoTR movies came out crack me up. It funny and sad that they spend their time learning elvish. I love star trek like whoa, but you don't see me learning how to speak klingon.
36. WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD SPLURGE ON IF YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE?
Buy a car or two, get a sexy apartment in philly and all the hot-love-pad furniture to go with it, have Alexander McQueen make all my clothes, take a trip to Iceland, throw the rest of the money in a pool and roll around in it.
37. WHAT IS YOUR DAILY BEFORE-GOING-TO-BED RITUAL?
brush my teeth, moisturize, talk to myself in the mirror, sex/masturbate.
38. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST NICKNAME ANYONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU?
39. NAME THREE  OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS.
1. Bobby (King of the Hill)
2. Charlie Brown
3. Ren (Ren and Stimpy)