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[October 02 2003|04:09pm]
i've been using my livejournal instead .. ask me if you want the url.
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enhanced with minerals. [September 17 2003|10:27pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]
[ music | Lifeboat : Lovage ]

I'm feeling hostile, cranky, and chocolate-y. You know what that means.

The PMS is on it's way.

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HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD?!?!!??!!?!?!?!?!? [September 16 2003|08:13pm]

So, today on my lunch break i seem to have wandered into Urban Outfitters because they have fun apartment stuff sometimes. Anyways as i was perusing around the store i came across a shirt. One of those little girly shirt things.

The shirt was a tan sort of color on upon this tan shirt was an image of Che Guevara. Oooh but the fun doesn't stop there. Oh no. It only ends with the image of Che being superimposed with images of little burgundy and yellow flowers! Oh the horror!!!!! Half of the ninnies that buy that shirt won't even have any idea who the hell he is .. they'll probably just think it's some d00d with a nifty berret on. HAHAHAHAHA. After i got done staring at it i shook my head, rolled my eyes, and walked out.

This place needs to be destroyed, and i'm forming an alliance to do so. Who's with me?!?!?!

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I'm a winner baby. [September 14 2003|09:58am]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

HELL YES!!!!! Does anyone remember me going on about entering a contest to win a KitchenAid Artisan Series Stand Mixer (Valued at $299.99)?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?

DO YOU?!?! Huh? Huh?

Yeah well, i didn't win that .. that fucking slut Shirley Jones from Baltimore, MD did. BUT i DID WIN those totally awesome flexible rubber ice cube trays in "fancy" shapes such as stars and hearts!!!!!! Valued at $3.95 each!!!!!!!!!!! Is this my day or what!?!?!

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[September 13 2003|11:45am]
[ mood | sick ]
[ music | I Don't Want to Get Over You : Magnetic Fields ]


i have phlegm in my throat.
and snots up my nose.

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muffin machines [September 07 2003|12:11am]
[ mood | dirty ]
[ music | Happy? : God Lives Underwater ]

And she updates .. oh what a joyess (joyous?) occasion it is. Work is anal fucking me with an 11" dildo. Wait .. i lie. It's waking up at 5:45am five days a week that's doing that to me. I wake up, go to work, get home at around 7pm, and then have about four hours to myself before i have to go to sleep so i don't die and can do it all again the next day! Oh what fun. But i do like what i do there .. so i really can't complain about that. I would like it a whole lot better if i worked from like 12-8 or something, so the morning can't fuck me in the ass. But, life can't be perfect. Woe is me.

I spent all day today in my pajammies and it was oh so wonderful. I drank lots of tea today. That means i had to pee a lot. What am i talking about? I don't know.

Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out!

Someone tell me how to call out of the country. Tell me right now, i say. Do i have to dial anything special before the country code? I don't know. :P

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trickster fickster [September 01 2003|02:05am]
[ mood | chipper ]
[ music | Slow Burn : David Bowie ]

I think someone needs to implement a universal sizing system .. because the ones stores use these days are atrocious. I don't like being 3 different sizes in 3 different stores. Because I'll tell you, it's not fun trying on clothes in 80 F/98% humidity weather and in a store that doesn't have air conditioning. And you're not trying the stuff on so you can see how they look on you and dance around in front of the dressing room mirror. No, you must try it on because you're not sure what the hell size you are in that stores clothes. And it's a little disconcerting when you're a size 3/4 in one store, a size 5/6 in another, and a 7/8 in another. Oh the horror. So as I was saying, someone should just make a size grid that's followed by the entire world .. but it won't be me because I have no time .. so someone else needs to volunteer.

I also have a problem with girls that have ghetto-booty-bubble-butts that try to squeeze themselves into pants that are two sizes too small for them which tends to make them look like an overstuffed blood sausage ... gross. Let that ass breathe, and spare our eyes from such things.

I bought the cutest shoes the other day .. and none of you have them. MWAHAHAHHA!

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blisters [August 30 2003|06:27am]

Who wakes up at 5:35am just for the fun of it? Oh yeah, that's right ... me! My feet still feel like they're going to explode, but i'm about to drink tea in 97% humidity weather .. so i'm a bit gross at the moment.

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oink [August 29 2003|08:50am]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | Radio G String : Bow Wow Wow ]

I've got stuff to do today, and since i've only been eating about 1 1/2 meals everyday for the past 2 months or so i figured i'd treat myself to a nice breakfastbreakfast in hopes of getting my energy juices pumping. I decided to make some scrambled eggs and put them on some toast to make my own egg daimiel-muffin, some bacon, and some orange juice. Well let me tell you .. bacon is one ugly piece of meat before and during cooking. I don't eat pork, but i figured i'd make an exception today. Now i remember why i don't eat pork. ::puke::

My egg daimiel-sandwich was still good and so was that orange juice .. without pulp, of course.

Ugh, i think my arteries are clogging at this very moment. Anyways, today i get to go to the DMV and get a non-driver ID, because i need some sort of picture ID for when i start my job on tuesday .. for taxes or something, and i don't think my school ID is going to cut it. And because i don't have a formal picture ID because i don't drive and no passport. Yay for me. Maybe now i'll show those bastards when i try to buy cigarettes in the city and they look at me like i'm 14. le sigh.

Then i get to go into manhatten and do some shopping, because i need clothes.

I want to go back to sleep. :/

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i'm a ... slaaaaaaaaaave 4 u [August 27 2003|02:41pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | Carousel : Siouxsie and the Banshees ]

I know you all enjoyed that wonerful piece of literary vomit the other day .. but now on to bigger and better things. "Can there really be?!?!?!" You must be asking yourself .. and YES, there is! And that bigger and better thing is that i now have...

A JOB!!!!!!

"Can it be truuueee?!?!?" Yes, my minions!! Daimiel is so cool she found a job .. well 'found' is a bit of an overstatement. It was pretty much given to her. BUT it's all the same because i will still get money in the end and that's all that matters! It for a textile company, and it's a casual place .. so i can wear flipflops if i please!


I'm going to go eat some boboli and meat sauce now .. and maybe some steak!

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....... [August 26 2003|04:04am]
[ mood | indifferent ]

oh my

Make sure you read that while taking a nice big bite of a juicy tender sirloin steak.

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!!!!!!!! [August 23 2003|05:27am]
what the hell...!
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[August 20 2003|05:49pm]
[ mood | curious ]
[ music | razbejavshis prignu so skali : karol i shut ]

Thanks to Vasya, my little Russian friend for sending me a bucket-load of Russian music.

I think i might have to take up a new language.

I've got food in the house like whoa. What shall i eat tonight?!?!

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i'm in love with your strict machine... [August 17 2003|04:39am]
[ mood | hungry ]

Last week while i was visiting a friend (le sigh) .. he proudly pointed out his Goldfrapp - Black Cherry poster to me, that was strewn about on top of some plastic boxes, as he had torn it off the wall after his semester in London. I got bored last night and remembered this, and realised i never heard the new CD because i hadn't listened to Goldfrapp in so long, and because i sometimes forget to keep up with these things. So, needless to say i downloaded the entire thing because i can.

Can we say amen?

Alison Goldfrapp is a sexy and i want to eat her. :x

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BLACKOUT 2003!! [August 15 2003|01:58am]
[ mood | drunk ]

Where the hell were you when the lights went out?

That's what they keep saying on the news .. as for me, i was in Brooklyn chillin' on my friends couch when i realized his cable box just shut off. He went on cursing about how his mom probably didn't pay the electric bill. I, on the other hand, new there was another explination because i'm savvy like that. Needless to say, we spent 2 1/2 hours driving around Brooklyn without stop lights trying to get into Manhatten, which wasn't happening since they put the bridges and tunnels on lockdown. IT WAS FUN TIMES.

Power went out around 4pm .. i got home around 8:30pm. Of course i made a short stop at the food store for some edibles and candles (one of which i stole, because there's no way i'm paying $4.99 for a candle from the A&P) and a quick stop at the liquor store. I picked up a bunch of junk that doesn't need to be refrigerated. I get home, get some candles goin', i'm all in the mood, and the damn power comes on! WTF?!


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WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! [August 14 2003|08:38pm]
WOOOOOOOO!!!!! I SURVIVED BLACKOUT 2003!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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supernatural ninjas [August 11 2003|11:21pm]
[ mood | blank ]

sometimes, i don't know how i live with myself.

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duck a l'orange [August 10 2003|09:06pm]
[ mood | good ]
[ music | Money : Pink Floyd ]

Apparently, attending the French Culinary Institute in NY is more expensive than attending Harvard. I won't be having any of that, thankyouverymuch. Culinary school anywhere is expensive. le sigh. It looks like my dreams of becoming a 5 star chef and owning a restaurant that David Bowie eats at every Thursday night are once again thwarted. *shakes fist* Damn you! Why can't they make higher education free?!

Onwards, when i was taking a shower before i got some shampoo in my eye, i was expecting it to be a lot worse than it was. So i was standing there, making believe i was a little cyclops, as one of my eyes was being attacked my the mass of bubbles inching closer and closer to my rentina, and then surely my brain where they would eat me alive just like zombies would! Then i started thinking about how weird those people are that brush their teeth in the shower. It's a bit odd if you ask me. Showers kind of scare me, and although that's where you get nice and squeaky clean .. i still think they're a mecca of bacteria. I wouldn't want to brush my teeth in a pool full of germs. Especially when shampoo is wont to get in your eyes .. those suds of death.

I get tons of messages from guys on friendster (this place is addictive) everyday, i guess because i'm so damn hot. HAHA or not. This one guy though that messaged me, is a bit creepy, called me cutie and says we should do lunch. I don't think so. He's a nurse and he's from Staten Island .. that's the other side of the bridge. Yipes.

The other day i tell my mom to pick me up some waterproof black mascara because i'm all out. She brings home this new kind "waterproof mascara hydrofuge". Seems nice and it's in a lovely green case so i like it even more. I try it out oneday for a night out on the town, it's lovely. Although i was not prepared for what was to come. As i was washing off my makeup i realised that this mascara wasn't coming off, soap included. It loved my eyelashes so much that it wanted to live there and keep them company. But it gets to be a little annoying, and a little gross, when the stuff won't come off for three days. WTF?! le sigh. The trials and tribulations of being a girl. All i wanted was some nice waterproof mascara so i can cry along with all the boys and girls when i'm breaking their hearts. This stuff is beyond waterproof .. it's bulletproof. If a nuclear bomb was dropped on NYC tomorrow my eyelashes would survive and be prefectly preserved. Then they would put them on display in the Smithsonian for all to see and marvel at how beautiful they are.

What the hell am i talking about? I'm not sure. I should probably have some edibles, since i haven't eaten anything all day. Yes, i shall.

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flan shlan [August 10 2003|01:48am]
[ mood | dirty ]

I hate being a girl sometimes. Someone on friendster messaged me about my love for peanut butter and pickle sandwiches, and they went on to tell me how their father eats bacon and jelly sandwiches. I immediately had a huge craving for bacon and a nice big BLT. Then i saw a picture of a bowl of doritos on someone's site .. and now i have a craving for doritos like whoa. Chips and salsa would also work nicely.

le sigh.

About a half hour ago the power flickered on and off a few times and it freaked me out a bit because i had just watched The House on Haunted Hill (the blah remake not the original). I looked outside and saw that the power was out everywhere except my house .. or maybe because everyone else is asleep except me. I <3 the rain!

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i got $10 hey hey hey hey [August 08 2003|02:59am]

Today i was waiting outside of the port authority for my friend when this cute little man comes up to me holding a little carry case with his cats in it, and he tells me he has to meet his friend inside but he has like 4 huge duffle bags with him and his cats and he asked if i would help, so i did. He then asked me if i go to FIT, which was a little weird since i do .. or did. According to him i look like i do. So we found his friend and he gave me $10 for helping him. Score!

But then i dropped $60 on dinner for me and the pac-man at TGIFridays.

<3 to the cute little man with the cats. Thanks for the 10 bucks!

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