Blurty for Poison Pixie (audie).
|Monday, October 6th, 2003|
Miko is an assmuncher, and posted a quiz.. which now I must complete due to my out of control obsessive complusive disorder. One sec.. *flips the light switch on and off five times* Ok, now I'm ready.
 what's your first name? Autumn.. call me fall and I'll shoot you in the nuts.
 nickname? ...mommy, why does that lady cause my eyes to burn?
 age? ...I lost track..
 gender? *checks* Female.. hmm.. that explains alot.
 birthday? Oct. 29th 1984 (theres a book about 1984, did you know that? NO!? YOU STUPID FUCK! *STABS* Goosefaba... *deep breath*
 your sign? Scorpio.. I always wondered why my ass always stings.
 where do you live? The dumpster behind mcdonalds..
 do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Nah.. its pretty hard for me to kiss anyone with this damn bag over my head.
 if so what's her/his name? I said no.. dumbass.
 have you ever been in love? Once I had this teddy bear I loved.. but my mom washed him an his head fell off. WHY GOD WHY!?
 who are/were your crushes? My ass.
 do you have any piercings, or want any piercings? No.
 if so what do you have/want pierced? I saw this guy get his asscheeks pierced together... that seemed interesting.
 do you have a tattoo or want one? Don't have one, want one.
 if so what kind and where? Bob Dole on my ass.
 where do you shop at the most? Does dumpster diving count?
 what color is your hair? ..don't try to confuse me with your twisted questions.
 what color are your eyes? Blue... like the grass.
 how tall are you? 5'1
 do you smoke? No, smoking smells like burnt rasins
 do your friends smoke? All of them!
 who are your closest friends? technically.. my boobs..
 who are your friends? No one likes me... ASS FUCKING COCK SUCKER.. I don't know why...
 do you like bath & body works? I don't bath.
 kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use? I don't.....
 is your hair short or long? I lost it all in the war..
 do you like to shop? I bought a sock from a homeless guy once.. it was ok.. my other foot was cold though.
 what sports do you play? Sitting.. its awful competitive.
 what turns you on? bob dole, midgets in thongs, creampuffies
 what turns you off? ...clean people
 what place do you go for fun? sometimes I go for a spin in the dryer.. until my mom makes me get out
 what do you do for fun? I breed hamsters.......
 how many phones do you have in your house? 5
 how many tv's do you have in your house? 5
 what's your favorite food(s)? mud
 do you look like anyone famous? Rosanne or Mrs. Piggy.. you pick
 do you think ricky martin is muy guapo (very handsome)? ..the whole fact that I know he fucks guys up the ass is sorta a turnoff.. sorry ricky.
 who are the most attractive people you know? richard simmons
 do you wish to be like your parents? I wanna be like mah MOMMY! ...unfortunately I'm an idiot like my dad. >.<
 what are you listening to right now? nothing....
 how many hours per day do you spend talking on the phone? 30mins
 do you have your own phone line? yes
 do you use AOL or AIM? AIM
 what are your favorite shoes? I can't afford shoes.
 what kind of clothes do you sleep in: ...who said I sleep?
 what's your favorite soda? Soda is the devil.
 what things do you say a lot? “CHELLI STOP GRABBING MY ASS" or "Erm.. where did that come from?"
 who pisses you off the most? My ex-boyfriend, michael flatley and that banana woman...
 do you think you're weird or funny? ..hey listen.. my mom told me not to discuss my specialness.. OK!?
 do you think you're attractive? I don't know.. are you attracted to chewbacca?
 who was the last person you called? Lauren
 where do you wanna get married? Taco Bell
 who is the hottest guy in your school? i nver wnt 2 scoll
 what are your favorite girl names? Serena, Elizabeth (my middle name) and Dakota
 what are your favorite guy names? TSebastion and Hayden
 what's your worst memory in the past 5 years? I don't know.. ever since I tried to microwave my head I've had short term memory loss.
 what's your favorite childhood memory? Are you trying to induce suicide you sick bastards!?
 what is your favorite fast food restaurant? Mcdonalds.. they promised me a leftover cheeseburger if I said that.
 who do you really hate? I don't hate. Its wrong. Fuckers.
 do you have any brothers and sisters? 1 sister, 2 brothers (and miscellaneous other siblings my dad left across america.. man sluts suck)
 if so, names? Tara (31), Jake (17), Cody (16)
 do you have a pool? No.
 do you have a spa? No.
 are you stupid? ...I don't understand the question
 what are you addicted to? Anime.
 do you like jewelry? Yes.
 who do you wish you were? Me.
 who has it easier, boys or girls? Dogs.
 would you rather be short or tall? I want to be a midget.
 do you like to dance? Only if I'm naked.
 do you like playing pranks on people? ..have you checked your mailbox?
 what's your least favorite subject in school? ...anything that require brain activity.
 what's your favorite subject in school? recess
 what time is it? 12:05pm
 what college do you wanna go to? Dunno
 what school do you go to now? SCCC
 do you have a playstation or nintendo 64? Both.
 if so, what are your favorite games? Final Fantasy
 do you sleep a lot? Medium
 what are your favorite radio stations? radio sucks
 what is your favorite perfume? Assfeet by Chelli Martin
 are you a morning person? no
 what's your favorite tv station? scrambled porn
 do you wear nail polish? I own tons, dont wear it.
 how often do you shower? Whenever the bug spray runs out..
 do you get along with your parents? I love my mom, she rocks. My dad is ok.. he's just dumb.
 what room do you spend the most time in? my cardboard box only has one room..
 how many rooms does your house have? ...you're just mean
 what do you wanna be when you're out of school? a monkey
 do you curse a lot? yes, got a problem with it.. fucker?
 are you ticklish? try it and I'll bite your fingers off
 what are you wearing right now? body odor
 do you go to church? Yes, occasionally.
 do you believe in god? Yes , of course.
 do you like to watch pda's? leave me alone
 do you show pda? I AM NOT A SLUT
 do you believe in love at first sight? Nope.
 what color tooth brush do you use? Purple
 how many times a day do you brush your teeth? Just because I own a toothbrush.. you assume I have teeth. Haha, I DONT!
 who is your favorite cartoon character? Bubbles
 do you have a job? Yes, sorta.
 do you get paid? On occasion.
 what's your favorite fruit? Mango! ;)
 what's your favorite veggies? Is that a trick question..
 what's your favorite candy? I don't eat candy.. it rotted all my teeth.
 what was the best day of your life so far? You're such a bitch.
 what are you gonna do today? Hunt down the maker of this quiz, and kick their ass.
 are you momma's little angel? Are you talkin about my momma!?!
 do you wear body spray? bug spray..
 who is the sweetest girl? me
 who is the sweetest guy? me.. er.....
 are you wearing nail polish now? no
 if so, what color? wtf....
 how many rings or necklaces do you own? 32 necklaces 10 rings
 do you wear a watch? no.
 did/do you have braces? no
 are you tired? after this quiz I'll be lucky if I wake up
 how many hours do you sleep? 8
 do you know how to swim? yes
 what are you thinking right now? my ass is asleep
 are you having fun? next best thing to self mutalation
 what time is it? 12:14 PM
 who makes you laugh? Your face.
 who's your favorite teacher? ....dunno
 what is the best concert you have ever been to? never been to one
 what is your favorite dream? The one where people dont laugh at me.
 what is your worst dream? The one where a giant bunny chases me with a knife.
 are you tired of filling this out yet? ..do you want to be hit?
 who of your friends do you think will get bored with this the most? I have no friends.
 what's your worst memory as a little kid? WHAT IS WITH ALL THE MEMORY CRAP!?
 have you ever cheated on anyone/been cheated on? No and No
 do you believe in santa claus? If theres no santa.. then who did I just have sex with? ........
 what music are you listening to? some annoying midi on loop
 last song downloaded? I don't download songs.. downloading is for the devil.. *halo* NOT GONNA SUE ME BITCHES! MUAHAHAHAHA!
 last movie watched? Anger Management
 your most overused phrase on aim? hehe
 gone skinny dipping? no
 do you have a tv in your bedroom? yes
 what about dvd/vcr? yes
 do you have an alarm clock in your room? yes
 what is the latest that you've ever woken up? 8:15pm
 what is your favorite thing to say? you suck
 what kind of car do you want? what makes you think I can drive?
 how much music is on your hard drive? NONE... *paranoid peer*
 ever cheat on a test? No.
 ever missed school because it was raining? Wtf is with these questions..
 last time you cried? Tonight
 last show watched? I can't read... "next question mom.."
 who are you talking to at the moment? Chelli and Miko
 what was the last thing that you ate? Potato Wedges
 how many buddies do you have on your buddylist? me
 current song? none loser
 favortie movies? I'm not listing them all.. so there.
 favorite shows? lots.
 makeup? everything
 came close to dying? ..after this quiz I just might
 favorite form of exercise? ass crunches
|Friday, September 12th, 2003|
|I got a webcam today! YAY! It was a cheapy too, only 20 bucks.. but the quality is awesome. Much better than my old $40 logitech. HAHA BASTARDS! Er.. anyway. That was about the highlight of my day. Yea. Um. Kay. I'm going now..|
|Sunday, September 7th, 2003|
Heyas fans!!! *insane cheering* It is I, AUDIE! WOOHOO!!!!!!! *chirping* ... ok so maybe not. Anywaaay, x.o... I made this spiffy new journal.. cause like.. livejournal was just boring. Besides, I have to do what all the cool kids are doing!!! Yea.. so...
Moving on.. I haven't got much to write about. All I did today was sleep and work on my neopets guild. Isn't that exciting? I know! Maybe tomorrow I'll even rob a bank!! *FBI shows up* Damn it not again... *cough* Anywaise, isn't my icon so pretty?? I found in on some site.. I can't remember which one. I'm not very original. =x Oh well, kudos to Chelli also for the fab layout. I love you, sucka!!!!!! ....*tick tock*.... Erm, I'm going to go moo at the neighbors now.. bye..
Ok, this quiz seemed to think I was all three of these.. so here they are..
You represent... insanity.
You're quite a quirky little creature. You're
emotions are varying. You may appear childish
and innocent, but you have a tendency to freak
out. You're incredibly random, but it's good
to be unique. People know you're an odd one,
but you certainly don't mind.
You represent... playfulness.
Playfulness can often be mistaken for sluttiness or
flirtiness... Flirting is something you enjoy
doing, but you're mostly just about having fun.
You're into partying, and it's seems that
people enjoy your company as much as you enjoy
You represent... happiness.
Boy, are you full of cheer or what...? You have a
sunny disposition and enjoy trying to spread
your happiness. You have a tendency to be a
little hyper, but you have the ability to make
your own fun no matter what.
What feeling do you represent?
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Blurty for Poison Pixie (audie).