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| 01:02am 24/02/2004 |
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mood:  dorky music: Emery - Walls
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don't ask.
so, i almost made it today. i woke up at 12:20, realizing i slept through economics...again. but i rushed to get ready and made it to management just in time. and im glad i went cuz i found out i still have a test on friday...which sucks cuz i don't get to watch friends now. oh well. but today.....today was another great day overall. i didn't really get anything done but i found out i made an 80 on my stat test, which was way above the average to begin with. then, the prof tacked on an 18 point curve so my 80 became a frickin' 98. and jarrod was pleased as p-i-e. it's weird being so unbelievably behind in EVERYTHING but doing so well. then it was your typical evening of sitting on me and jenn's couch, watching reality tv and wasting time. i wasn't all too happy with my big fat obnoxious fiance tonight though (what a strange sentence out of context). the ending just didn't have enough surprises. i want to make my own reality tv show. it would be wack, yo. well, this is gonna be short because i have run out of things to say and i want to go to bed before i stay up til 3 or 4 talking to jennifer, which is what happened last night. i just get caught up with her and i don't want to get offline. she's just amazing. amazing to talk to. amazing to look at. amazing to be around. and she makes me smile. i know you other people besides jenn may not care, but, well, i don't care that you don't care. so i give you a raspberry and i depart.
did you know?
that's it.
me--------------------> J-Rizzle Dizzle aka "WhiteY" |
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| My research is friggin' flawless! Mardi Gras EXPOSED! |
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| 02:43pm 24/02/2004 |
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mood:  chipper music: The Postal Service-"Nothing Better"
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OOOOHH CINNAMON AND GRAVY! Earlier today I was walking around thinking of random things as always and as I strode abouts in the revelry of my meanderings, I passed several folks possessing those beaded necklace "hoochie-dooleys" (as my grandma says) we typically see this time of year. It got me thinking on the origins of this thing called 'Mardi Gras.' I did some quality research and discovered that the event is actually named for Mardi and Gras, the patron saints of nudity and bead-awarding, respectively. Then, after realizing that that research was utter bunk, I did more research...and 17 hours, 12 minutes, and pie seconds later I remembered that I took 3 years of highschool French which means I at least remember like 5 words. One of which is "Mardi" which means "March." I don't think I ever learned "gras"; but being the stinking brain-surgeon-sweet-person that I am, I figured out that all you have to do is put an "S" on "gras" and you've got "grass." Thus, Mardi Gras is the celebration of next month's agronomy! Grass must be the token crop of March...or maybe grass is what they be tokin', if YA KNOW WHAT I'M SMOKIN'! Hahaha. Truer words have ne'er been spoken. AHHH, my rhyming skeellz can't be broken! ...but ENOUGH of that for now. So there you have it friends, the meaning behind Mardi Gras! You don't need accurate research to learn things, just good ole deductive reasoning! Forget the library! Screw the proletariat! VIVE-LA...man this entry is over the top... Hmmm...my feet need a-soakin'.....your fingers be pokin'....Ryu says "HYUKEN!"
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