Joe sent me a text message today that said "have a happy easter". It was cute because it was like a command. Sir, yes sir.
Last night my sister called the house around 12:05 or something and said, "I'M IN THE DRIVEWAY, GET IN THE CAR!!!" So I ran and got some shoes on and when I got in the car she said "Lent is officially over, its time for HAMBURGERS" like a woman who had MADE UP HER MIND. Far be it from me to get in the way of anyone on a fast food mission, I'm just not that type of person, so I sat down and buckled up and we drove to Jack in the Box. When we got there I said, what, are you buying or something? because she hadn't told me to bring any money. So she said yes, and I said good, I'm getting a combo. Which was a joke as all their combos nearly cost as much as a steak dinner. This of course nearly sent her off the deep end. So I ended up just getting a Jumbo Jack. Well, that was THE BIGGEST MISTAKE I HAVE MADE ALL MONTH. And might I remind you that it is the 11th and there has been plenty of time for mistakes. I can absolutely positively 100% promise you that as long as I live I will (probably) never eat another hamburger again. They are barf-tastic
The end of my journal........for today
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