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I needed to go somewhere new to do my homework today because my house is too loud and the library is too quiet. So I went to the laundromat but unfortunately they changed the hours and it was closed "due to vandalism". Why people can't just be content with just doing some astronomy homework in the laundromat late at night is beyond me. Oh no, they have to one up me and draw on the wall and break the soda machine and act like juvenille deliquents. Therefore I had to go study in the doughnut shop instead. Because the situation caught me off guard, I didn't have time to get my badge and police officers uniform and I was forced to go into the shop dressed like a civillian. So I bought a Snapple, which I hate, except maybe the lime/green tea one is okay I GUESS, but I had to do it so I could sit in there and study. I took a seat next to these two senior citizens. They seemed really nice and friendly and laid back. They were talking about not taking enough B-12 and losing weight and life support and stuff like that. I really thought it was cool how matter-of-fact they were about life. I hope when I am elderly I have loads of cool doughnut buddies like that. I'm already picking up on the lingo, as you will notice I took the liberty to use the phrase "juvenille deliquents" near the top of my paragraph
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