Blurty for Ally.
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| Tuesday, February 10th, 2004 |
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i'm either having a midlife crisis or i'm turning into a hippie. lately i've had the incredible urge to tell everyone how much i love them and send them flowers and crap. well only a few people are going to recieve the crap, the rest are going to get the flowers and the love. also i've had the incredible urge to get married lately. which is an awful, awful thing. in fact if my astronomy teacher asked me to marry him tomorrow i'd run out to the car, grab his walker, and head to the nearest church, and by night we'd be sitting together watching reruns of i love lucy in the retirement home i assume he lives in. to be honest, i think the reason i want to get married is because i need some romance in my life. i'm not a freakin nun okay. on a related note... this sunday my friend andy and i are going to go pick up on the sign twirling guy at cocos. here is the plan thus far: Andy: you should go out to breakfast with us at cocoas this sunday, you know those guys that are hired to throw the signs up in the air? Me: yes? Andy: ok ok theres this guy that we always watch from the window of coaoas and he is so hot Me: alright, i'm there Andy: i told my sister that this sunday we were gonna dress really cute and try and go to talk to him but i dunno, he might be annoyed at us disturbing him at his work Me: i feel a mission coming on Me: here's the plan: i'll dress as a traffic cop and try to hook you two up Me: we're going to need a orange day glo vest and a stop sign Andy: yes you must come with us to spy on him Me: this is beginning to sound very illegal Me: like we're going to be looking through the window of cocos with night vision goggles or something Andy: hmm i'm not sure how we should go about doing this Andy: he might be kinda creeped out if we drive up for the sole purpose of talking to him Andy: but we should do it anyways Me: i totally agree Me: we need a good pickup line Andy: hmm Me: how about "hey baby you can twirl my sign anytime" Me: wait, NO, that sounds awful Andy: yeah Me: he might call the cops Andy: we could just go up to him and be like hi Andy: ... Andy: ... Andy: and then sit there and look at him Andy: ...... Andy: that might be equally as creepy though Me: hmm, it might get awkward Andy: i could just be like hi, you're cute Andy: can i have your phone number Me: oh, thats good!! i like that one Me: yeah, thats really good!! Me: wait wait wait i've got it!!!! Me: we'll make a posterboard sign of your phone number Me: and you can get on the corner across from his and start throwing it in the air |
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Andy: my teacher was telling me that she went to a valentines party where everyone had to dress up as an std Andy: i think she was gonarrhea or something Me: how does that work? Andy: i dunno, i guess you either make a costume of the sores all over your body or you dress up in a penis suit with the sores on it or something Me: HAHAHHA Me: i would die before i wore that in public Me: can you imagine your car running out of gas on the way to the party Me: and hopping out at the gas station Andy: IN A GIANT PENIS SUIT Andy: HAHAHAHHAHAA Andy: ON VALENTINES DAY Me: that would be the ultimate nightmare Andy: LOL Andy: i would laugh Andy: i would be laughing so hysterically i wouldnt be able to move Andy: i'd just sit there in my car laughing Me: i would crawl into the trunk Me: or better yet just walk to the gas station naked, that would be much less embarassing Andy: i'd like open the door and go rolling out of the car, laughing and i'd go rolling out into the street or something Me: hahahahahahhahaa Me: i can see it on the news Me: there's an arial view from the chopper and i'm like, "is that andy?!!" Me: bahahahahahahaha Andy: LOL and then i go like rolling away, giggling uncontrollably while i get chased by cops or something Me: ahh yes i can see it now Me: theyre like, "today there was an interstate penis chase on the I-15" |
Blurty for Ally.
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