In a letter from my friend Rat:
"I've brought our tradition of stealing Carls Jr numbers up here and modified it. Ok, here's how it started: my friend Eric always says, 'State law: blah blah blah (insert some stupid fact here)' such as, 'state law: you have to let me have the front seat because I have acid reflux disease'. So, one night I was at this coffee shop and I had to go to the bathroom. I went inside and there was this sign on the wall that said 'State law requires that you wash your hands'. Thus, my impulse was sparked. I ran outside and got a screwdriver out of my car. I found some girl I kind of knew and had her be my watchman. We went in the bathroom and locked the door. I ripped that thing out of the wall after about three minutes and stuffed it down the front of my pants. This was sign Number One. I have made this a nightly thing. I have all of Sacramento mapped out with the tools required for each location. The Togo/Baskin Robbins are the easiest because they always have one person bathrooms with signs. I only have about three but I'm slowly working my way up. It's my new hobby. I'll send you some sometime"
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