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Lack of a title! ... Wait, there's one now. [05 Jan 2004|09:21am] [ mood | tired ] [ music | "Not Gotta Get Us" - t.A.T.u. ] Ugh, I went to bed at 2 AM and got up at 8, so I'm tired, because six hours of sleep is not enough, y'know. I'm mad at oranges now. They're hard to get into and they tend to squirt you in the eyes, which is unpleasant. And then when you finally get into the damn thing, you end up biting right into a bunch of seeds. Bleh. ... Unless they're seedless. Mmm... seedlessness.... Anyway, me is getting a haircut today! And it's about damn time too! My hair goes like... to the tip of my noes, which is too long and unattractive. I'm going to get it cut short like in that picture up there at the top of the page somewhere. And now, bye! 1 comment|post comment

Yay! A month without updating! [04 Jan 2004|07:29pm] [ mood | crazy ] [ music | "Ray Of Light" - Madonna ] Anyway, me is updating now. Okay, on Christmas I got a parrot, a cage for the parrot, some stuff for the parrot, some music CD's, some sexu clothes, various decorations for my room, an Xbox, three games for the Xbox... and other things that don't come to mind. Mmm... nearly $2000 of presents... On New Year's Eve, I didn't do anything exciting. Unless smoking is considered exciting... but I don't think so. Anydoodles, ew, school in like... after tomorrow, but at least I get the first period off. Yay. I get to miss French, but then I go in English, then technology, which is good, then FPS... which is a fairly good day, except that I have a damn English project due. Anyway, back to Misses or Mister Parrot, which is NOT his/her name, Lise! His or her name (of course, when I name things, it has to be weird and sexy) is Lexa. Yay. This is a picture of the type of parrot he or she is (which is a quaker): http://www.herbighouse.com/phoebebird/pheebs06.jpg But mine's prettier and funnier and smarter and so on, even if he or she stepped in his or her poo and has some on his or her foot right now. Okay, from now on I'm going to assume it's a female, to make things easier, besides, she has a girly name! If she's actually male, then he can be the drag queen of the parrot world. Yay. Ooo! I got my button and sticker that I ordered from www.mushycat.com a while ago, and they're *damn* sexy. I don't know where to put my sticker though. If I put it on my agenda, I'll have to throw it away at the end of the year unless I manage to take it off. I could probably put it on my CD player or something, since my mom's boyfriend that lives here has the exact same one as me, and the only way to differenciate them both is by checking the batteries or the CD that's in them. Yay. Wow, this might just be the longest thing I've written on here so far. My *god* I need a smoke right now, but I can't smoke while Lexa's in the room. Oh, I spent 65 bucks for a playpen for the bird too. Those things are damn expensive and a bitch to put up! I think she's starting to talk, but it comes out more as weird noises than words, which is normal, according to a certain website. Ooo, she eats yogurt too! It's *so* cute! Especially when I say "Do you want some yogurt?" She gets all excited-ish. Bah, I just said so I must go get some yogurt, so bye! Let's all hate John together. post comment

"Can I take your order?" Uhuhuhuh... [03 Dec 2003|06:19pm] [ mood | anxious ] [ music | "Dov'e L'Amore" - Cher ] Yay! I applied for a job at McDonald's as a cashier and/or person in the kitchen! Hopefully, me is going to get a job there, and my chances of getting one are somewhat high, because my brother is high up in the ranks there and he put in a good word. Yay. Today, I was supposed to do a French oral that's worth 18% of the year, but we only had enough time to pass two people in an hour and fifteen minutes and I'm passing 24th! So that'll probably be on Monday. Excellent. Ooo, we're making lamps in technology, and they're actually *sexy* lamps. Yay. I came home yesterday to a drunken mother, yay. It was somewhat amusing, as always. And that's all that me's gotta say, so bye! post comment

Dis-freaking-gusting... [29 Nov 2003|01:22pm] [ mood | nauseated ] [ music | "American Pie" - Madonna ] Okay, a while ago I told you about a mouse that was in the house, so we put up traps and stuff. But we never caught it... my mom just found it dead and rotting in her winter boot. Gross. Seriously, it was disgusting. Shit! I forgot I have a French oral to do... it's worth 18% of the year! Better start it! Bye! post comment

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! [28 Nov 2003|08:22pm] [ mood | sick ] [ music | "Strong Enough" - Cher ] HOLY YUCKINESS!! Piece of advice: NEVER leave shrimp in your fridge for too long. My *god* does it EVER FUCKING STINK!! The whole house reeks of rotting shrimp! I wanna puke! Ugh, so fucking disgusting! Even the air freshener spray thingie isn't strong enough to cover the smell! My *god*! Even a mountain of fresh shit sitting in the sun in the middle of the summer smells better! Yuck! Anydoodles, I'm going to go puke now. Bye, bye! flooble said that I am Gay (And I'm damn proud of it.) Take the flooble Gay Quiz post comment

"Rain drops keep falling on my head!" "My fist is about to..." [28 Nov 2003|03:26pm] [ mood | amused ] [ music | "It's Raining Men" - Geri Halliwell ] Yay! Today was a rainy day. I went to Lise's house for lunch and ate vegetarian egg rolls. Yay? Yes, yay. And now, I'm going to drag her over here for lunch on Monday! Hurrah. Ew, I said "hurrah." Damn you and your catchy words, Lise! She was singing rain songs when we were walking back to school, and I threatened to... drop my fist on her head? Yes, they'll buy that. *shifty eyes* And now I know why those packages Nirel was sending me never got here, they were being sent to some girl's house! He wrote the wrong address on them, but she sent back my present, instead of keeping it. Yay... but not the first package. I was sick yesterday! Yay. I had a sore throat, murderous headache and the need to puke everywhere. Surprisingly, a Tim Hortons donut releaved that need to puke. Yay for old fashion glazed donuts! Bye, bye! post comment

Happy birthday to moi! [25 Nov 2003|03:13pm] [ mood | happy ] [ music | "Sugar Sugar" - The Archies ] Yay! It's my birthday! I just got back from math, and my *god* was that ever boring! But now, the fifteen minute walk to school and home is much more fun thanks to the CD player thingie I got. Yay. A guy called Shawn at my school (he's bi) ran up to me outside and said he loved me, then he shouted "Not!!" I almost had a stroke when he said the former, because ew, y'know. Anyway, nothing more to say... Damn postal people!! I didn't get my present from Nirel yet, it better not get lost like the last package... Grr. Bye, bye! post comment

Ugh, so bored... [23 Nov 2003|12:23pm] [ mood | bored ] [ music | "Thank U" - Alanis Morissette ] I'm *so* *freaking* bored! We're having my birthday thingie today instead of Tuesday, because my sisters and that have to work that day, so they couldn't come then. Yay. So they should be here in about three hours. Yay, I'm getting presents. Ooo! Nirel's sending me a ring! Yay! Okay, so umm... yesterday I went to the Lansdown Park (I think that's how you spell it) Flee Market, yay. I didn't buy anything, because I'm saving my money for next weekend. Lise, Danielle and I are going to Rideau on a shopping spree! Yay. My brain lost its lack of sanity, so I can't update my site! If I try to, it's just poopy... like that last update. Ick. I need someone to hit me in the back of the head with a baseball bat or something, that should help. Last night, I fell asleep on the recliner. I woke up at like... six in the morning, dying of heat. I still had all my clothes on, plus a really warm blanket. So that was uncomfortable. I went back up to my bed and slept for three hours, then go up. Yay. Anyway, I'm going to find a gun and shoot at someones feet... for entertainment. Bye, bye! post comment

EEE!! [12 Nov 2003|12:49pm] [ mood | loved ] [ music | "Frozen" - Madonna ] Yay! My hag gave me a bracelet today! It has the rainbow flag colours... and an extra one for some reason, but still! Yay! It's purrrdy. Yes, yes. Although it's kinda long... and if I were to cut it shorter, I predict it will come to pieces, which is unwanted, of course. I could put it around my ankle or something. Yay? Yes!! Anydoodles, a homophobe threatened to beat me up! Yay? Ha! My brother told me not long ago that if someone was annoying me, he'd go to the school with a large group of his friends and beat the shit out of that person. Mmm... protective. I might just see to that. Mwahahahaha! I'm waiting for my food to finish cooking, then I'll eat it, then go back to school. Yay? Nope! FPS is boring! Bye! Oh, I love you, Lise!! 4 comments|post comment

Meep. [09 Nov 2003|03:54pm] [ mood | confused ] [ music | "The Mummers' Dance" - Loreena McKennitt ] Okay, I'm as bored as can be... well, not really, but whatever. I'm completely confused emotionally... because of the Nirel and Peter thingie which only like... one person knows about, and of course, it's my hag. Yay? I think so. Anydoodles, I don't have school 'til Wednesday! Wee! I wanna go see a movie, but I don't know which one! There's "Kill Bill," "The Matrix Revolutions," and that's all I can think of. Yay. Maybe I can go see one on Tuesday or something. Or a horror movie, I feel like laughing. Okay, Cuban cigarettes taste like... farm. Really harsh farm. It's hard to decide if I hate them or not, but meh. Oh, my mom's back from Cuba. Yay. I'm not sure if I put that in the last entry... probably not. She's actually making me blast music! It's really odd, because she usually tells me to turn it down. Now the desk is shaking like crazy because of the subwoofer. And now, I leave you with this word: Hello! post comment

Ow-ness. [08 Nov 2003|09:28pm] [ mood | hungry ] [ music | "Strong Enough" - Cher ] Whoo! My brother's girlfriend punctured my flesh in fourteen seperate locations on both arms using her nails as grinding dealies. Now I'm bleeding! Yippee! It's icky, though. But tasty! Mmm... Anydoodles, my mommy came home from Cuba, and she was tired so I didn't get to talk to her. Damn it. And now I'm abandoning you and leaving you with this short entry which you may read again and again all you want... if you're lifeless, that is. *wink* Buh-bye! post comment

Whoo, test dealie. [04 Nov 2003|12:59pm] [ mood | amused ] [ music | "This is a Song for the Lonely" - Cher ] The Big Five Personality Test Extroverted |||||||||| 36% Introverted |||||||||||||||| 64% Friendly |||||||||||| 48% Aggressive |||||||||||||| 52% Orderly |||||||||||||| 52% Disorderly |||||||||||| 48% Relaxed |||||||||||||||||| 72% Emotional |||||| 28% Intellectual |||||||||||| 44% Practical |||||||||||||| 56% Mmm-kay! I used some of my precious lunch time time to do that thing. Yay. It's somewhat... accurate? I don't know. I don't really understand myself! Yay. Ooo, corniness. (Ick. I said "corny." Damn you and you catchy words, Nirel!) Anydoodles, today *sucks*. Mostly because of the wind and the freezing rain. Yay? No. Not at *all*. Whoo. I just got back from geography, and yay! That teacher is *the* *freaking* *best*! My god, I can swear in front of him and he doesn't do a thing! Because bad words are meaningless. *wink* He insulted Sara too. Yay. And I fought back to Sara by being a bitch myself! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm *so* not giving her anything anymore and I'm not talking to her unless she bugs me, then I'll tell her to fuck off. Yay. Whoo, bitchiness is fun. I'm saying "whoo" too much, whoo. Heh, whoo, that's such a stupid word... even if it's not a word. Yay? Yes, yay. I didn't do my French homework, so I'm gonna get a detention thingie! Yay? NO! That teacher gives them AFTER school! Grr... Anyway, I better get going, I have to go get candy for Lise! Yay. Bye now! Mwah! Love you... except you! Because you're mean. You know who you are! ... I don't. Yay. 2 comments|post comment

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow... [04 Nov 2003|07:32am] [ mood | numb ] [ music | "Believe" - Cher ] My foot! My brother forced me to fight against him for fun, and ow! He like... murdered my foot! It's been in extreme pain since yesterday. *sad* I'll be limping to school now... and it's snowing. Damn it. And there'll be freezing rain this afternoon... for fuck's sake. Yay! I said "fuck." Woo. Anyway, that's all I have to say, gotta go fall asleep in school now! Buh-bye! post comment

Whoo! [01 Nov 2003|02:54pm] [ mood | annoyed ] [ music | "Supersexworld" - One Ton ] Yay! I was a drag queen on Halloween! And Happy Man (a gay guy from my school) whistled at me when I walked passed him! I feel special. My *god*, mascara is sexy! Heh... Anydoodles, my friend Emy blew up one of my balloon boobs, and ouchy did that ever pinch mon nipple! Which was painful, of course. Mmm... random use of a French word... Anyway, I got a ton of candy on Halloween, yay! But I was sorta stuck with four kids, and a really annoying and bitchy 12-13 year old girl thingie. Ick. Anyway, my site is back up yay! It's called Lack of Sanity for those of you who don't know. *wink* Bye now! post comment

Bye, bye birdie! [28 Oct 2003|06:02pm] [ mood | sad ] [ music | "The Mummers' Dance" - Loreena McKennitt ] Okies, so last night, one of my bird's died. It was the mean one. *sad* So this is basically what happened: I shut the light in my room, and my birds all go up to their swings to sleep when I do that, but then I heard one of them rolling around on the bottom, I thought it was the handicapped one, but she was on a swing, so I got up and looked. He was upside down, trying to go up to the swing. He was losing body functions, he couldn't control his head's movement, his wings or his legs, so I picked him up and called my mom (we were still pissed at each other, but the bird's death pretty much put that aside now). I was comforting him, but then he bit me so I put him down on a blanket on the floor. There he struggled for a while to keep upwards, but then lost complete function of his body and flipped over on his back, then his claws started shutting and his legs went back to his tail, and then he died. I buried him a couple of hours ago. His eye balls were like... not there anymore when I buried him... it was quite disturbing. I wrapped him up in tin foil (to keep the bugs out and the rain so he can rot in peace without being eaten), then put him in a Kleenex box and wrapped it in tape. *sad* I expected he'd live a little longer than five years... budgies generally live up to nine. Anyway, today in technology I was making fun of two homophobes (the only ones!) and the teacher! Yay. And I was hitting people in the back of the head pretty damn hard. *Ex*cellent. Lise, my hag, canceled our going out to go see "Kill Bill"! WHY?! *starts crying uncontrollably* And I was paying too! Yay! I'm going as a drag queen on Halloween! Kee, hee, hee, hee... A girl that's in love with me is lending me some of her clothes, and I'll borrow my mom's makeup... she seems to have a decent kit. I think... I'm probably gonna fuck up the makeup. Damn it. Ooo, I'm gonna make fake Kleenex boobs. Heh, this is gonna be *ex*cellent indeed! Only three more days! Wait a doodle... I have gym on that day! Bah, I guess the teacher will let us not put on our gym suit. Fuck him. So, anyway, umm... bye! post comment

Lack of a title! [23 Oct 2003|06:15pm] [ mood | hyper ] [ music | "Get This Party Started" - Pink ] Okie, so I've possibly been hickied again, god damn it! Grr... but at least it's lower on my neck this time... I think. I can't see my own neck for some reason. Oh well. Anydoodles, I just got the phone with my love, Nirel! I love him! Yay! Mwah! Okie, so my dumbass English teacher, after sending me to the detention dealie, calling my mom and saying she's giving me a 0 on my report card, wanted me to do that damn oral presentation. What an idiot. Wow, I've been writing this since four o'clock, which was four hours ago. Heh, I think I should post it now. Ooh! I have a hag now! Yay! I love you, Lise! 2 comments|post comment

Splash! [21 Oct 2003|04:38pm] [ mood | loved ] [ music | "Beautiful Stranger" - Madonna ] Ew, my orange crush can exploded all over the computer just now. There's a whole bunch of spots on the monitor. Yay. Anydoodles, I'm home alone and blasting some music! Yay. I'm bored. I wanna do something. Oh. My. God. I'm going to quit smoking, surprising as that may seem. I'm doing it for me Nirel! Yay! Boy, I'm gonna get bitchy until I'm not addicted anymore. Meep. Heh, that's such a fun word. Even if it's not one. Shit! Thank Cher for optical mice, I just spilled more orange crush on the mouse pad, but because I have an optical mouse, I can move it around anywhere and it works fine. Meep. Okay, today wasn't a bad day, except for all the rain this morning that I had to walk in (with an umbrella, of course). French was boring, but whatever. I have math homework, but I'm not sure what it is... damn it. I think I know what it is... but I'm not sure. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it. Okay, that's enough. Buh-bye now! Love you all! Mwah! 4 comments|post comment

"Make sure you 'dable' check before you..." [20 Oct 2003|03:08pm] [ mood | bitchy ] [ music | "Graduation" - Vitamin C ] I hate my English teacher now. What a bitch. I didn't do my oral presentation thingie, so she said I was going to have 0% on my report card. Yay. Then Sara said she wasn't going to do hers, then the teacher said that she was going to send us to the detention dealie, then another person said she wasn't going to do it. Bah. So we went there, and my god! Boooring! I had to fill in a thingie saying why I was sent there, then after that, I had to copy the long questions out of mistake-filled cheaply-made book thingie and answer those questions. Ugh. Ooo, I was late to class to, but my mom motivated it, so yay. I missed five minutes of my damned English class. Miss Bonneau must die. Anydoodles, that's about it. Yay-ish-y-like-y-ish-like-ish. Yay! John and I both agree that bees are evil and they must die. Oh, by the way, the title is what the teacher says all the time. She can't even say "double" probably. What a shitty teacher bitch thing. post comment

Remember... [19 Oct 2003|10:28am] [ mood | happy ] [ music | "Frozen" - Madonna ] Okay, so yesterday I went to the airport with my mom, my sister and my nephew because my mom's friend from Nova Scotia was coming. So she came here, blah, blah, blah, then we went to Tim Hortons for breakfast. I had a bagel with cream cheese and some hot chocolate. Mmm... Anyway, after we ate, some guy walked up to me and said: "Remember, Jesus Christ loves you." I had to stop myself from laughing, because it's Jebus Cripe and I don't care about churchy crap! Yay. Mmm... atheism. Anydoodles, that's about it. I have an English oral to do tomorrow, but I'm not going to do it because I don't want to and the teacher's an idiot. My god, she could've given us a better subject than human rights. Pshh! Heh, I'm going to pshh her tomorrow. Yay. Buh-bye! 2 comments|post comment

Icky, icky death. [16 Oct 2003|09:14pm] [ mood | sad ] [ music | "Black Black Heart" - David Usher ] Okay, yuck. The park I walk in on the way to school is full of death. There's been a dead mouse that's been all eaten up on the path for weeks and it's still there in two pieces. Yuck. This morning I saw a cat with a dead bird in it's mouth. It was sad. I wanted to kick the cat... because I'm going to have nightmares now. It was a cute bird with white around it's wings, and it was all black. *sad* Anyway, I'm my technology teacher's pet. Yay? I think not. But she used to be an interior designer, so she's my almost-role model. I'm being kicked off the computer, so I can't continue this. Buh-bye! post comment

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