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Thursday, December 4th, 2003
11:59 pm - mousey.
sooooo... i freakin caught the mouse. he's awesome. he's about the size of a golf ball and his tail is like three inches long and his name is mr. wiggles and his home for the night is a foldger's coffee can. i'm going to bring him to work tomorrow and either find a home for him or keep him there as a store pet.



look at more pictures of mr. wiggles... )

current music: bright eyes- laura laurent.

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11:40 am
PANDA CAM!

current music: the smiths- golden lights.

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9:27 am - devo story.
the best thing happened last night. i woke up because there was a load noise. i didn't know what it was, but, figured it was the cat as it was four-thirty a.m. and that's around the time he acts like a spazz. sure enough, it was him... he came running in the room and was looking around near the bureau. he then started to climb under it which is ridiculous because he's really fat. he then backed out and started climbing under the arm chair that's next to the bureau and he was attacking a pair of dress shoes that i never wear. i picked on up and turned on it's side and then i saw the black mousey eyes staring at me for one second before it was a blur of brown across the floor with devo hot on his trail.

current music: bright eyes- arienette.

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Monday, November 24th, 2003
11:25 am - aminal links.
KITTY.
PENGUIN.

current music: the modern lovers- foggy notion.

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Tuesday, October 21st, 2003
10:51 am
R.I.P. MR. MOUSTACHE.
that's a lot of periods...

current music: skip town.

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Monday, October 13th, 2003
9:51 am - devo.
[from last night.]

haha. devo was sitting on the desk in front of the monitor and he caught a glimpse of the pointer moving around as i pointed and clicked away. he then started to bat at the screen, then, he licked it, batted it a few more times, got bored, jumped down on the floor and started rolling around.

current music: echo and the bunnymen- my kingdom.

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Monday, October 6th, 2003
12:53 pm - mr. moustache.
i've had pet water snails for a few months now. they're really neat and cheap and cute and you don't really have to feed them because they eat the algae that grows on the side of the tank. the first two i had didn't last too long. one was named awesome dude and i don't remember the others name right now. they died within a few weeks so they were replaced. one was name fluffernutter and he has since passed away (RIP fluffernutter... you rocked earth now heaven wants a turn) and the other, and still living one, is mr. moustache. mr. moustache has seemed really sad since fluffernutter died. he moves along the side of the tank sometimes but mostly just floats at the top of the water, inside his shell. this is probably because its warmer at the top of the water, though. i keep wanting to get him a new friend. but, whenever i go to petco all the snails look inactive and half dead. so, he's still flying solo for now.

current music: pleasure forever- gideon & goliath.

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Friday, May 23rd, 2003
10:52 am - devo mystery #1.
once upon a time there was a kitty named devo. he ate his food and he slept on the back of the couch all day long. then, at night, he would run all around the house and solve mysteries with the help of his partners, professor spike (the rabbit) and inspector chloe (the hedgehog). devo liked to wear a black scarf when solving mysteries, spike wore a monacle. chloe wore a cape and a top hat. the last mystery they solved was the case of fred's missing turtle food. eventually, they found fred's food. it was behind the bookshelf. nathan knocked it back there then never picked it up. he's lazy.

the end.

current music: masada- sippur.

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Tuesday, February 4th, 2003
3:47 pm - devo the cat.
there is a cat named devo. he sleeps alot. he sleeps on the bureau, next to the tv, underneath a small lamp. he sleeps in front of the heater, curled up in a ball. he sleeps in the computer chair and digs his claws in the fabric when you try to kick him off so you can sit in it. he sleeps at the foot of the bed as we sleep at night. he sleeps on the kitchen table in a pile of burnt incense ashes. he sleeps on the back of the couch sometimes, too. sometimes he sleeps in the closet. but, only when we remember to keep the door open. if you leave any papers on the floor, he will sleep on them. regardless if youre reading them or not. he's sleeping right now, actually. and the music is quite loud.

the end.

current music: the baptist generals.

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Wednesday, November 27th, 2002
1:52 am - the rabbit im story.
vainlyclutching (1:44:19 AM): tell me a story
astromanalek (1:45:31 AM): there was a rabbit and it ate some cabbage. the cabbage made teh rabbit hyper. the rabbit went to a death metal concert. he bought a tshirt and it was too big for him so he used it to sleep in. the rabbit was nice and he had a green mohawk.

the end.
vainlyclutching (1:45:51 AM): thank you
astromanalek (1:46:50 AM): im going to but that in my animal story journal now
vainlyclutching (1:47:28 AM): it was an excellent story you should
astromanalek (1:47:37 AM): thank you.
vainlyclutching (1:48:24 AM): very peter rabbit 2002 and beyond

current music: twin peaks: fire walk with me soundtrack.

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Tuesday, November 26th, 2002
12:40 am - mister bear.
mister bear loved berries. he ate berries and he drank water out of a river. one day all the berries were gone so mister bear stole a mans french fries. the man was upset so he cried in his tent. then the bear ate the fries but he couldn't put ketchup on the fries because he couldn't lift up the bottle because he had no thumbs.

the end.

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Sunday, October 27th, 2002
1:20 am - rhino and glossy startling.
there was a rhino who lived in africa who loved nothing more than to sit in the mud all day long. one day, the glossy startling landed on the rhinos head, which was the only part of him that ever stuck out of the mud, and said to him, "rhino, why do you never leave the mud?" to which the rhino replied, "oh, its is so hot here in africa and it is so nice and cool here in the mud. if i could find a way to breath under the mud then i would never come up as there are many fish in the water underneath the mud for me to eat. this is the perfect place to be." the glossy startling dismissed the rhino as being fat and lazy and a little insane and flew off to find insects to eat.

numerous days passed and the glossy startling was wondering to himself how the rhino was doing. so, he decided to fly back to the rhinos favorite mud hole to see him. when he got there the rhino was no where to be found so he asked another rhino where the rhino who is always lounging in the mud was. he said he didn't know but many of the other rhinos were wondering the same thing.

the glossy startling thanked the rhino and flew away wondering if the rhino did invent some sort of thing that would allow him to breath under the mud or if he maybe moved on to another mud hole or if he was abducted by humans.

the end.

current music: Dub Narcotic Sound System Meets Jon Spencer Blues Explosion - Fudgy the Whale

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Wednesday, October 23rd, 2002
3:17 am - frog.
there was a frog. he was a sad little frog. except for when he was sitting on his most favoritest lily pad. one day, the frog was sitting on his lily pad when a nice big fat fly caught his eye. so, he leapt from his lily pad and chased after the fly. he caught the fly and saw another and chased after it as well. this continued for awhile as the frog was one kick ass fly catcher. soon, the sun had gone back down into the lake and the frog was full and sleepy. but, he could not find his way back to his lily pad and he never chased flies again and died of a broken heart.

the end.

current music: gary numan- this wreckage.

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Friday, October 18th, 2002
2:42 pm - cobra.
there was a cobra. his friend was the rattlesnake. but he harbored secret jealousy for the rattlesnake as he had a beautiful rattle. so, one day, the cobra decides that while the rattle snake is sleeping he will sneak up on the rattle snake and squeeze his rattle off so he can have it for himself. the cobra sneaks up on the rattlesnake and slowly wraps himself around his rattle. he holds the rattlesnakes head down with his own tale so the rattle snake cant bite him and poison him. then, the rattle pops off and flies up into the air. the cobra, blinded by the sun, cannot see it as it comes back down and crashed on his head. stunned, the cobra releases his grasp on the rattlesnake. the rattlesnake rips open the cobras neck and the cobra dies.

the rattlesnake slithers to the store and buys a new rattle. but everyone laughed at him because his new rattle reads, "its a boy!"

the end.

current music: beck- tropicalia.

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Thursday, October 17th, 2002
5:29 pm - cow.
the cow said moo. he had fun eating grass. it was a nice day so he took a nap under a shady tree. he sleeps standing up though. he is dumb. one giant bird was in the tree and he pooed on the cows head and the cow got sad and went into the barn to be milked.

the end.

current music: trans am- prowler '97.

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