Ashton Kutcher's Blurty

Well I haven't updated this as nearly as much as I need too mainly because I never have anything to say, but I am updating so here we go. I hope you all are enjoying my new show entitled "Punk'd" HA! I am so funny on it. I think Justin Timberlake crying on TV was the highlight of the first show. Little did Timberlake know that it was Britney's idea. OOPS! She didn't want me to tell it, but ha it is true. Mandy Moore is a sweetheart. I would hit on her if we were alone in a dark room. I felt bad after I pranked her. ---I'm lying. Pranking Mandy was great!!!! It was almost better than pranking that hottie Eliza Dushku. The way that girl curses is just too hot. God, does she keep up with her journal because I would like to sleep with her too. There are so many girls here that I want to hook up with, but they all are keeping their journals up worse than I do. Brittany Murphy wants to talk to me. I don't know what she wants. She made it clear the last time we talked she didn't want to have anything to do with me. I guess she just wants to remind me again why she and I didn't work out and why we will never be together. Whatever baby, tell to me in a voice message. I need to waste my breath on someone hot like Paris Hilton or Britney Spears, or Christina Aguilera. Mmm blondes. All right I am out. Peace out kiddies.

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