Ashton Kutcher's Blurty

Yeehaw?
I ate eggs and toast today for breakfast. It was yummy and sensational if I do say so myself. I made it, and it was delightful. I think I am a breakfast kind of guy. There are so many things that go with breakfast, and none of them are what you call it?disgusting to eat? There is this place in Los Angeles that has an omelet buffet. You can pick out whatever you want for your omelet, the guy makes it, and you start eating. If you do it right, the omelet will be as big as the plate it's on. That's good eating right there.

Brittany has a new journal, and we may or may not be together. I don't know. Last word I heard was that she "broke up with me" because we just said we dated to gain publicity for our movie. Whatever, I'm not going to talk about that anymore. Welcome back Brittany and give me a call.

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