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Ashton Kutcher's Blurty:
| Tuesday, March 25th, 2003 | |
| 1:55 pm | Well I haven't updated this as nearly as much as I need too mainly because I never have anything to say, but I am updating so here we go. I hope you all are enjoying my new show entitled "Punk'd" HA! I am so funny on it. I think Justin Timberlake crying on TV was the highlight of the first show. Little did Timberlake know that it was Britney's idea. OOPS! She didn't want me to tell it, but ha it is true. Mandy Moore is a sweetheart. I would hit on her if we were alone in a dark room. I felt bad after I pranked her. ---I'm lying. Pranking Mandy was great!!!! It was almost better than pranking that hottie Eliza Dushku. The way that girl curses is just too hot. God, does she keep up with her journal because I would like to sleep with her too. There are so many girls here that I want to hook up with, but they all are keeping their journals up worse than I do. Brittany Murphy wants to talk to me. I don't know what she wants. She made it clear the last time we talked she didn't want to have anything to do with me. I guess she just wants to remind me again why she and I didn't work out and why we will never be together. Whatever baby, tell to me in a voice message. I need to waste my breath on someone hot like Paris Hilton or Britney Spears, or Christina Aguilera. Mmm blondes. All right I am out. Peace out kiddies. Current Mood:  full |
| Saturday, March 22nd, 2003 | |
| 12:47 pm | Well since I'm not seeing Brittany anymore I thought I'd take my chances with Christina Aguilera. *Leaves her 34030324 voicemails* |
| 2:47 am | Anyone else find it extremely funny that the 70's Kids died off all about at the same time? *Snickers* We're really connected with one another aren't we? |
| Saturday, March 15th, 2003 | |
| 12:35 pm | Yeehaw? I ate eggs and toast today for breakfast. It was yummy and sensational if I do say so myself. I made it, and it was delightful. I think I am a breakfast kind of guy. There are so many things that go with breakfast, and none of them are what you call it?disgusting to eat? There is this place in Los Angeles that has an omelet buffet. You can pick out whatever you want for your omelet, the guy makes it, and you start eating. If you do it right, the omelet will be as big as the plate it's on. That's good eating right there. Brittany has a new journal, and we may or may not be together. I don't know. Last word I heard was that she "broke up with me" because we just said we dated to gain publicity for our movie. Whatever, I'm not going to talk about that anymore. Welcome back Brittany and give me a call. Current Mood: amused |
| Tuesday, March 11th, 2003 | |
| 10:37 am | New I am usually known for my crazy antics on the hit Fox show, "That 70's Show." I am known for being the crazy goofy one everyone wants to pick on. People make the unwise assumption that if I play dense in the movies and on television that I'm really an idiot in life. That is the furthest from the truth ever conceivable. Yes I do prank a lot, and yes I do have fun, but I'm not a moron. In fact I am in all probability smarter than all of you. My real name is Christopher Ashton Kutcher. I was born in Cedar Rapids, Iowa on February 7th, 1978. I have a fraternal twin named Michael. We look nothing alike ladies so don't get your hopes up. I also have an older sister name Tausha. My parents got divorced when I was 13th and remarried when I was around 15. I've lived in Iowa most of my life, and I finished up high school in Homestead. I've always been athletic. I use to wrestle, and I was in the drama club. I was also an Ambercrombie and Fitch model. Currently I'm dating actress Brittany Murphy, who also have a journal. Now that I think about it, I might not be dating her after all. She probably dumped me, but we'll see how that goes at a later day. I was tempted to give a life story, but I'm sure if you want to learn about me you would search google and find out for yourselves. The real reason I'm here is to torment Mila and Topher and kick the Creek kids ass. We're the better cast. What? What? Holla back youngins. ;) Current Mood:  workingCurrent Music: Eminem - "Superman" |