| Pimping My Sister c",).....Kidding! |
[Sunday | 19th September 2004 |
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Abbie.21.Virgo.3rd in the Fam.
She celebrated her debut at 21 because she drinks like a man and smokes like my dad. Ha! (Im putting this on public coz there is a 100% chance she will get to read this. Just so she knows I know :P)
She was born uber dark but is now the whitest in the family. No. That is not the product of papaya soap. She lost a whole lot of blood when she was 3, due to aplastic anemia. My parents thought, well, believed, she was going to die. Miracles happen. She lives! She didn't talk when she was a babe, since she was delegated to her yaya all the time. Her yaya doted on her, parading her on our village like a doll, dressed up in porma clothes with curly pigtails. She opens her mouth to brush to let her yaya brush her teeth and when she is about to eat, spoon fed, by none other than yaya again. She had the famous Mukasim face when told to do so, and that is all the memories I have of her. She really didnt speak. Of course, when she got sick, I proved she had a voice, which irritated me and older bro all the time coz she was such a ngenge. Hahaha.
On to her life, she is the lawyer in the family, with a razor tongue and a very hard never-say-die attitude. She rarely loses a verbal fight with anyone of us, not unless it turns physical because she easily is overpowered by anybody, even our bunso, since she is the shortest. Standing at 5'4", she is short, compared to our family standards, and the lightest. She has this obsession with this super anorexic model Carmen Kazz. I dont know the spelling so bear with me. And since she idolizes a supermodel, she strives to be one. She is vain to the core. She will never let me live through this, but what the heck Abbie? It's your day so.....
Some Abigailicous Facts:
1. Looking at her face, what do you notice? :) She is pango. When she graduated Cum Laude from her B.S. Journalism class in Unibersidad ng Santo Tomas (applause! applause!), she received these gifts from her Ninangs: moolah, a Technomarine watch prized at $250.00 AND a free rhinoplasty (read:nose job) if she wants one. She didnt get one. Thank heavens. Imagine having to bear day by day the constant teases that are her siblings! Hehehe.
2. She has a J.Lo Butt, a Vina Morales torso, a dimple, and relaxed hair. Hair is her prized possession. She used to spend all her earnings on tutoring our cousin on her hair.
3. She is a neat freak when it comes to her body. She spends two hours on the loo, uses three types of soaps on her body, and I dont know what else.
4. A neat freak that she is, she is a complete burara when it comes to her things. We always get into fights because I simply refuse to let her borrow any of my things. It simply gets lost. She has this Midas touch except that instead of turning things into gold,it just becomes invisible. And wait until you see her closet. One word: Ipis! Ipis!
5. She was a born achiever. She graduated Valedictorian in High School and Cum Laude in College, while being a part of the chess varsity team, the high school newspaper editor-in-chief and later on, part of the newsteam of Varsitarian, UST's paper, while being part of the Student Council, and playing around with Boys ;)
6. She speaks rapid fire English when pissed off (just like me, but she uses those fucking high-fallooting words), like: "Despite the overwhelming evidence on the contrary"...We are all: What the fcuk was that?!?
7. She adores my son to death. Despite her non-stop "Ate, your son is too spoiled!" chant, she spoils him to death. She taught him the games you can play with Kumot and introduced him to dwarfs. That bitch. :P
8. She loves to sleep flat on her back, and one time, because of her J.Lo butt, her coccyx bone was permanently broken/bent. If you dont know that bone, sorry na lang I wont tell. :P
9. Despite her intelligence, she is no geek. She probably (well, she most have been) has kissed more men than I have.
10. She (well, we) consult our bunso, Agnes, for fashion advice. Only she takes it to extreme sometimes when she refuses to go out because she doesn't know what to wear. She is that self-conscious.
11. She can easily be bribed. Even after 24 hours of no sleep, I can make her go to SM with me to play yaya to Mato. Just make sure you get her spaghetti. :)
12. She never liked brushing her teeth when she was a kid, she had rotten teeth and now, she is teeth-conscious. She brushes them, flosses them, and wants braces with them. She will get it anyway. Ninang will give it as a birthday present.
13. She writes well. Duh! Journalism Graduate. Hahaha.
14. She, among all of us, inherited my Mom's OC trait.
15. We love her to death, literally, because Austriacos are like that. Undemonstrative. But Emotional. c",)
And...just so you know, she is taken. c",)
And since you call me Bitch, and we are sisters:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!
be good!
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