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i've moved bitches... [05 Apr 2004|10:51pm]
[ mood | excited ]
[ music | cherry poppin daddies - the search ]

new journal goodness at:

http://www.blurty.com/users/liziefer

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..::Looliloo::.. [05 Apr 2004|09:04pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | goldfinger - 99 red balloons ]

What is your favorite..
gum: big red, it's american and cinnamon. mmm cinnamon
restaurant: uumm... little italy in aber and then the little italian one in the village here
drink: peach ice tea
season: summer dude
type of weather: beach weather, with a cool breeze
emotion: laughing till you almost pee
thing to do on a half day: everyday's a half day to me... so staying in bed lots and then videos and icecream in the evening with a snuggle partner
late-night activity: cuddling
sport: ice-skating
city: london or la
store: polly's in aber and uumm... here would be topshop. i am a topshop whore

When was the last time you..
cried: it's been a while, but i've come damn close this weekend
played a sport: haahaahaa, you're joking, right?
laughed: at my mom earlier
hugged someone: today, earlier, it's my mom's birthday today
kissed someone: saturday night, sam
felt depressed: lying in bed, thinking how i wish i could stay in bed forever
felt elated: probably at some point on saturday...
felt overworked: hehehe, work... yeah. whatever
faked sick: thursday? i was being moaned at wanted to stay in bed so said i had a migraine
lied: saturday

What was the last..
word you said: i told my mom i'd eat cake later :)
thing you ate: mashed potaters. it rocks
song you listened to: catch 22, keasby nights. it's just ended
thing you drank: pineapple juice maybe?
place you went to: the newsagents yesterday to buy my mom a card
movie you saw: down with love earlier, i bought it for my mom *i <3 her, in case you hadn't realised...* for mothers day and we watched it earlier
movie you rented: i don't tend to rent movies, my flatmates do though. think it might have been something like 'killing me slowly' or something
concert you attended: zero 7 :)

Who was the last person you..
hugged: my mom. haven't i already answered this though?
cried over: pass
kissed: sam
danced with: probably giles
shared a secret with: uummm... alys!
had a sleepover with: praw on saturday night, her, her little sister and i in the bed ( there were 3 in the bed and the little one said... ) <- praw, i forgot to tell you, you were selling the adge in your sleep and saying it was a great place to be. teehee!
called: eeerrr... sophie on friday to find out what was happening that night possibly
went to a movie with: oh, god... last filum i say at the cinema was love actually before christmas! with my ever lovely girlie flatmates and a few add ons.
saw: my neighbour sue
were angry with: someone
couldn't take your eyes off of: a girls breasts on saturday, she was wearing a corset and they were so damn high!
obsessed over: a pretty boy on friday *blush*

Have you ever...
danced in the rain: yes
kissed someone: no, never. i never kiss people...
done drugs: yeah, when i was young and stupid
drank alcohol: not enough
slept around: not really
partied 'til the sun came up: a couple of times...
had a movie marathon: yeah, who hasn't?
gone too far on a dare: i always go as far as i want to go, so no
spun until you were immensely dizzy: oh yeah, specially on friday when i picked amy up and almost fell over!
taken a survey quite like this before: whenever i'm bored. i surf other people's journals and steal them :D

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I <3 my hair [05 Apr 2004|08:30pm]
[ music | beastie boys - brass monkey ]

it's all getting changed on wednesday, blonde on the underside again! i haven't been blonde since i was like 10. i'm so excited, i'm such a lame ass. i <3 my hair. i'm so vain and lame, yay me

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*Soundbites* [02 Apr 2004|05:22pm]
[ mood | hate-filled ]
[ music | the birds outside my window. i don't hate them ]

i hate that i have to do as i'm told when i'm home, i have to do this that and the other. i hate that my food intake is dictated to me, and what i eat, and when, etc etc. i hate that i'm moaned at to do this that and the other.

anyone going to that play tonight simply to get tanked on alcohol and laugh at those less fortunate than themselves, who have something seriously wrong with their mental capacity should feel damn ashamed of themselves. laughing at someone else's misfortune is not funny, it's pathetic and low.

i hate that my news gets stolen by other people and i go to tell people stuff and they already know it. i hate that nothing i have to tell is new because it's been told already.

i hate that people think i'm copying you, why would i want to? i want to be someone i want to be, i want to be comfortable in my own skin. i'm striving to be happy and what's implied? that i'm trying to be you. no thanks, i'm just trying myself on for size.

i hate that people don't spell check and i have to guess what they're saying when they're typing stuff to me. it gets annoying. i know i'm not using caps, but i still have the letters in the right order and know what punctuation is.

i hate that my flatmates feel the need to still talk to me, when i obviously don't care what's happened. i hate that i have to go back there and live with them and pretend to care about their problems.

i hate that i get irritated so badly by so much, and constantly feel the need to shout at people and tell them to fuck off and leave me alone.

i hate that people think i'm less intelligent then i am, but i also hate the fact that i'm not as intelligent as i want to be.

i hate my hips. my stomach. my butt.

i hate that some of the people in my life are so immature that they can't conceive that their actions might hurt someone else. or is that selfcenteredness? whatever, i hate that some people can't see past their noses and see the other people that might be getting hurt by their actions.

i hate my need for a cigarette.

i hate my hipocriticism.

i hate my wiggly hair.

i hate when you have to wait for someone else to do something before you can move and do what you're trying to do. i hate it when people get in my way.

i hate a lot of things, but i sure do hate you

i hate that i can't decide what i want to do tonight

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[02 Apr 2004|04:33pm]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | Ludacris - Stand Up ]

Name : lizie
DOB : 27/02/1985
Starsign : pisces
What are you wearing : pink/black/white/grape coloured stripey tank top, jeans, belt
What do you smell of : shampoo
Relationship status : single
Feelings for the relationship status : meh, could be better, could be worse
Ever cheated : once
Got found out : yeah
Was it worth it : hell yeah, gave the bastard some of his own medicine. bastard
On the opposite sex... : whipped cream ;)
What would you ideal partner look like : tall & pretty
What annoys you : people dumping their problems on me over and over when i don't care, people laughing at the misfortunes of others, stupidity, when people don't spell check
Why do we never see baby pigeons : we never look hard enough?
Can you get cornered in a circular shaped room : no, but i bet you could get lost
Who was the last person you kissed : uumm... probably saying goodbye to people last night, so.. praw? hen?
When was you last orgasm : this afternoon thank you
What age did you lose your virginity : not applicable. *sigh*
Can you lick your own elbow : no, no one can, yet everyone tries
Did you just try : no, i know i can't. i read a thing that said you can't and tried it then though.
How many humans have you slept with : um, again, not applicable. unless it's sleeping next to them, and then it's like 15 or something. but it's not and i'm a lamo assed pussy emo girl, so yeah...
How many animals have you slept with : uumm, oddly enough, none.
Describe you ideal sexual fantasy : against the stacks in a library, or against a brick wall with the guy lifting me up
How high is you sex drive [0 (low) 10 (animal)] : probably 8 or 9
Are you bored of this quiz : not really. stupid question...
Say something nice about the person who sent this to you/you stole it from : he's tall
Would you consider shagging them : probably not actually
Do you want to get married : not to the guy that sent me this, no. but one day, i would like to get married, yeah
Give a girl and boys name for future kids : i haven't even gotten as far as tonight's plans, let alone my future kids names
Who is your best friend : i have more than one
Why : because i'm just that cool
Ever cried over your best friend : yeah
Would you take a bullet for your partner : if i cared for them enough, possibly

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A New Randome Test [02 Apr 2004|04:29pm]
[ mood | Boredq ]
[ music | Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head ]

Advanced Big 30 Personality Test Results
Sociability ||||||||||||||| 50%
Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Assertiveness ||||||||| 26%
Activity Level ||||||||| 22%
Excitement-Seeking ||||||||||||||| 42%
Enthusiasm |||||||||||| 34%
Extroversion |||||||||||| 38%
Trust ||||||||||||||| 50%
Morality |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Altruism ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Cooperation ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Modesty |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Sympathy |||||||||||||||||| 58%
Friendliness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Confidence ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Neatness ||||||||||||||| 42%
Dutifulness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Achievement ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Self-Discipline ||||||||||||||| 42%
Cautiousness ||||||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||||||||| 56%
Anxiety |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Volatility |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Depression |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Self-Consciousness ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Impulsiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Vulnerability ||||||||||||||||||||| 66%
Emotional Stability ||||||||| 27%
Imagination |||||||||||||||||||||||| 74%
Artistic Interests |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78%
Introspection ||||||||||||||| 46%
Adventurousness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62%
Intellect ||||||||||||||||||||| 70%
Liberalism |||||||||||||||||| 54%
Openmindedness ||||||||||||||||||||| 64%
Take Free Advanced Big 30 Personality Test
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Damn I'd Like To Be A Pig... [02 Apr 2004|04:05pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Innocent ]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot c opulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

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Make Me You [29 Mar 2004|02:38am]
[ mood | lonely ]

1. What size is your bed? me sized. another person squished in possibly sized.
2. What do you wear to bed? I like wearing underwear and knee high sox
3. How many people regularly sleep in your bed? me. and my bear. check out the sex kitten...
4. Do you sleep with a blankie or stuff animals? yeah, i'm a big kid at heart. if i have one, that is...
5. If you could wake up next to any famous person who would it be? can't i wake up to a normal person? that would me nice
6. What would have happened the night before? they'd have told me they love me
7. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? me and a friend, if they hold me all night through
8. Who is the next person you would like to have in your bed with you? someone
9. What position do you go to sleep in? one hand around my bear, one above my head.
10. What position do you wake up in? i'm always too tired to think, around the same position though
11. Have you ever woken up in a really weird position? what, like on the floor?
12. How many blankets/covers do you have on your bed? normally just my big yellow duvet, but i put another one on if i'm chilly.
13. Do you hog the blankets? as long as i'm warm i don't care. you steal the blanket and make me cold, you feel my wrath
14. Have you ever found your pillows on the other side of the room? no, but i have found my phone smashed against my wardrobe when i went to sleep with it in my hand
15. When was the last time you fell out of bed? when i was drunk somewhere. i don't remember where though. maybe i just fell off a chair instead... should give up drink
16. Do you have any strange bed habits such as sleep talking etc? don't think so
17. Do you snore? no, but i did used to sing in my sleep
18. How’s about drooling? i like to blame my lip bar...

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Cover Me In Colour [29 Mar 2004|02:25am]
[ mood | lost ]

I am: me
My hair is: fake
Makeup: smudged and yesterdays
I'm wearing: my pajimies
I'm eating: nothing my lip
I'm drinking: nothing, but have the taste of Horlicks
I'm listening to: my computer singing
I'm feeling: a little cold
I'm thinking: about sex
I see: my screen. it's bright
I need:to be held, to have you fall asleep next to me whilst holding me
I find: i'm always wishing for more
I want: to be someone i want to be
I have: a broken ring that i won't take off and will repair with sellotape
I wish:i was loved
I love: my mom
I miss: my nan
I hate:when i argue with someone
I fear: being alone at night when there's a storm outside
I smell: Horlicks malted chocolate goodness
I think: i'll sort myself out later
I crave: hair dye
I wonder: if i could ever call someone mine, truly mine, and i'd be theres
I regret: a lot of things that make me me
I know: that someday i'll love myself for the skin i'm in

~Why is your sex life more interesting than mine?~

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[29 Mar 2004|12:36am]
you're all i need to make it all all right

give me a couple of minutes, i might think of something important... funny... clever...to say

i'm lost in a daydream, i need to smash out of this cloud
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*How I Love My Flat...* [25 Mar 2004|02:47am]
[ mood | aggravated ]
[ music | N Trance - Set You Free *God How I Wish I Could Be Set Free* ]

Fake, like glass.
Bound to shatter at any minute.
Fake, like diamons,
Bound to fade at any hour.
A fight breaking out amongst the seamless,
Limbs flailing and words flying.
An image covered in makeup,
Nothing's real here.
Differences frowned upon,
Tried to be crushed and pushed out.
A storms whirls around the participants,
Things repeated a dozen, hundred, thousand times,
Yet still falling on deaf ears.
Images that mean nothing yet take over everything.
Fake, like glass.
Bound to shatter at any minute...

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Modern Art... [22 Mar 2004|05:48pm]
[ mood | grumpy ]
[ music | The Raptures - House of Jealous Lovers ]

It's all just avant garde, new fangled shit. People wandering round a room, turning lights on and off, facing walls and telling us about what they've found out about their family history. They'd walk to the walls and try and speak with 2 other people talking at the same time. They were all wearing white shirts and black trousers. None of it made sense, it was too disjointed and there was no obvious connection. I like my plays to have a beginning, a middle and an end. They could have had the audience sitting (we were standing for the 25 minutes, and were encouraged to move around the room) and hten had each person present their story/song one at a time so that you could hear them, instead of 3 people mumbling along. I like art, just not new fangled stuff. I don't think a bed is art, no matter if it's the bed she lay in thinking of suicide. Shall I put my bed there as well? It's just not art to me. Neither is a picture of a cabbage leaf. It's just not art. You have to work at art, put something into it, thought. You have to think about it, and have feeling. Not just random rubbish or whatever.

~sigh~

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KOSHEEN - Hungry [19 Mar 2004|03:10am]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | Kosheen - Face In A Crowd ]

You're like a child with old eyes,
cynical and sensible, always full of surprises
you travel far and wide
looking for the feeling, lost inside you
They don't understand you, no
until it's too late
with everything they've handed you
on a silver plate
-CHORUS-
Are you hungry for a little more
than what you've had before?
Are you hungry for a taste of life?
whet your appetite, are you hungry?
Now give me this mountainside
cool waters to lie beside
give me these two strong eyes
to see the difference between truth and lies
Ah, give me this feeling when you kiss me baby
every day and every night
That's all I need, yes
Everything is gonna be all right
-CHORUS-
You're like a sight for sore eyes, lyrical and gentle
borderlining sentimental
You're like a dream realised
so why do I keep falling back to sleep,
I'm so serious and deep.
-CHORUS-
-CHORUS-

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Still Not Done ANY Of My Essay... [15 Mar 2004|11:26pm]
[ mood | Procrastinating ]

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
Lizie.

2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?
Green meshy ones with pink spots on and black outer stitching stuff

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO AT THE MOMENT?
Hundred Reasons

4. WHAT ARE THE LAST FOUR DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
0779

5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
A margherita pizza and some onion rings

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE?
Pink

7. WHERE DO YOU PLAN TO GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?
Thailand possibly

9. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE?
Amy Jones

10. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
I don't know, their eyes? Their hair? I dunno, I notice the person

11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
Procrastinating and tired, I only managed 6 hours of sleep last night

12. FAVOURITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Strawberry juice

13. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Martini Asti

14. WHO DO YOU ADMIRE?
A lot of people

15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT?
Swimming and iceskating

17. HAIR COLOUR?
Kinda reddish I think, with slight roots. Re-dying it when I come home though, Woo! Get that bleach out...

18. EYE COLOUR?
Brown with a random black dot in one of my eyes

19. WHAT DO YOU FIND ANNOYING IN A PERSON?
Self-centered ness and body odour

20. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES?
Matthew, he's 21 today!

21. FAVOURITE FOOD?
Anything to do with cheese really

22. FAVOURITE MONTH?
December

23. FAVOURITE DAY?
Monday, as I have nothing on a Monday so get a nice lie in! And I also get a 3 day weekend, woo!

24. LAST FILM YOU WATCHED?
Uumm... Kung Pow I think

25. LAST TIME YOU BITCHED ABOUT SOMEONE?
About 5 minutes ago, having a threeway (ooo Sir!) with Vix and Alys, bitching about the people (sorry, cheerleaders) in this flat

26.TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT OR MAKE THE FIRST MOVE?
Yup, even if they were gonna say yes and I knew that they would, I probably still wouldn't make a move

27.SUMMER OR WINTER?
Um... summer I think

28. WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF NEXT YEAR?
Second year at Uni, being in Wales and then America, and then home, then enter my 3rd year. Oh, exciting!

29. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs AND kisses. I'm greedy

30. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS????
Relationships

31. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO REPLY?
You could do, if you want to pass the time...

35. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?
In halls at Uni with 8 other people, at home with my mom and brother in holiday time and random weekends as well

36. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
6 for my essay (more skim reading though...), and then a chicklit one called 'Sundowners', a random book called 'The Dice Man', Sylvia Plath's collection of poetry and... I think that's it! Oh, and whatever i need to read for Wednesday's seminar and then Thursday's seminar as well.

37. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I don't actually have one, I just have the Dell guide to my computer as my mouse pad, does that count?

38. FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?
Monopoly, or Drinkopoly

39. FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?
Cosmopolitan possibly?

40. FAVOURITE SMELLS?
Man smell, fresh cut grass, the sea, fresh coffee, and a specific DKNY perfume.

41. LEAST FAVOURITE SMELL?
Vomit

42. FAVOURITE SOUND?
Music

43. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?
Loneliness and rejection, feeling lost and alone, feeling desolate, feeling htat nothing is worthwhile, feeling depressed, feeling no one cares... lots really

44. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
'Get rid of that fucking beeping'. 'I must snuggle more'. 'Just ten more minutes'. They're interchangeable really

45. FAVOURITE COLOUR(s)?
Pink, black, red, purple, white

46. HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?
Depends where my phone's hiding and how long it takes me to locate it

47. FUTURE CHILDS NAME?
Haven't gotten that far

48. DO YOU THINK THE GLASS IS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?
Half empty

49. FAVOURITE FILM(S)?
'Boys Don't Cry', 'Forest Gump', 'The Hours', 'Donnie Darko', 'Kung Pow', 'Moulin Rouge', 'Love Actually' and 'Nightmare Before Christmas'

50. MOST LIFE ALTERING MOMENT?
My dad leaving my mom

51. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
A box with shoes, a box with bags, some books, and some more shoes

52. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?
5

53. ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
They smell nice? They're attractive? They look cool? I want to be them? Choose whichever suits you today

54. IN YOUR STEREO?
Hundred Reasons - Shatterproof Is Not A Challenge

55. FAVOURITE TV SHOWS?
I don't know really, I don't watch much TV anymore, I don't have one here!

56. CATCH PHRASE?
Go Me

57. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Yes, a few

58. MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT?
Uummm... being laughed at by an entire classful of people when the guy I wanted turned me down in front of them all

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Procrastinate With Me! [15 Mar 2004|07:22pm]
[ mood | bored ]
[ music | Hundred Reasons - Stories With Unhappy Endings ]

REVISON ( to the tune of 'I Will Survive')

At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
Kept thinking I could never pass without revision guides,
But then I spent so many nights, getting all the questions wrong,
And I grew strong, And I learned how to scrape along,
I won't look back, to any place,
When I can swallow 15 shots and get completely off my face,
I would have spent all day at work,
I would have had no spare time free,
If I'd thought for just one second my exams would bother me,
So all my notes, are on the floor,
Don't even matter... that there's no Comedy night anymore...
Weren't you the one who tried to get me to revise?
You think I'd crumble?
You think I'd work towards the skies?
Oh no, not I! I won't revise!
Unless I die from alcohol, I know I'll stay alive,
Though my money's at an end, I've my overdraft to spend,
I won't revise, I won't revise!!
It took all the strength I had, not to act the part,
But in the end my real revision didn't even start.
I used to sit at home at night, feeling guilty to myself,
I used to try, But now hold my head up high,
And you see me! Somebody new!
I'm not that mixed up weird person who wants a good 2:2
So if you feel like dropping in, chances are that I'll be free,
Coz I've done fuck all revision, and I'm failing my degree,
Oh no, not I! I won't revise,
I think that I may scrape a third, but I could be telling lies!
Let the lecturers all scorn,
My bed's far too nice and warm,
I won't revise, I won't revise,

TOP 10 REASONS THAT UNIVERSITY IS LIKE PRESCHOOL
10. You cry for your mother.
9. You cross the street without looking for cars.
8. Snack time is a necessity.
7. You bundle up for the outdoors without caring what you look like because everyone else looks as stupid as you do).
6. You stay at home and play games with your friends.
5. You wear your backpack on both shoulders.
4. You wear big mittens.
3. Playing in the snow is a legitimate activity.
2. You take naps.
1. You look forward to cheese toasties.

From Peter Kay. All absolutley true!
1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
9) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
10) You never know where to look when eating a banana
11) It's impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
12) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
13) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
14) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
15) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
16) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
17) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
18) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
19) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
20) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
21) It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
22) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
23) You never ever run out of salt.
24) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
25) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
26) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
27) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
28) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
29) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
30) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
31) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
32) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
33) Bricks are horrible to carry.
34) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

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Hiding From My Essay [15 Mar 2004|06:49pm]
[ mood | busy ]
[ music | Hundred Reasons - Lullaby ]

So have decided to make a list of this next week and what it's filled with! Huzzah!

Monday (today) - Writing essay, prepare for Tuesday's seminar
Tuesday - Hand essay in, prepare for Wednesday's seminar, tidy room (full inspection on Wednesday), seminar, lecture
Wednesday - flat inspection, write essay for Friday (get books as well...), Reload?, find out what Thurs seminar on from James, 2 lectures
Thursday - Seminar, finish up essay for Friday
Friday - Hand essay in, lecture, pack for Saturday
Saturday - Head to Amy's, shop in Shrewsbury
Sunday - At Amy's
Monday - Head to Cardiff for Hundred Reasons gig, get a lift home from the ever lovely Gem and Hol, sleep!
Tuesday - Dad and Nan here, Little Italy for dinner (free meal, huzzah!)
Wednesday & Thursday - STUFF
Friday - pack
Saturday - coach home, Zero 7 in the evening with Giles.

Gosh I'm busy. I should also go to the Doctors at some point, post Matthew's card, buy him a present, order something for my mom for Mothers Day, order my ticket home (might call mom and ask her to do it for me as I'm too busy and don't see daylight anyways), book Little Italy for Tuesday, book my dad and nan a hotel, uumm... stuff. Lots of stuff to do. Pack up what I want my dad to bring home for me, then pack for me coming back for Easter (3 whole weeks at home! Bliss!).

And I think that's it... I could be mistaken though... 3 minutes till 7, 3 minutes till I call my mom and ask her to book my ticket as I won't be able to, and last time she told me to do it myself. But essays! Oh, I have to go to teh Doctors about my ears... Too much stuff!!! Eeek! Looking forward to being able to rest at home!!!

I'm a Student, lalalala!!!

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[15 Mar 2004|05:04am]
HASH(0x8861e30)
You are CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL. She is a rad
chick with absolutely no fashion sense. If you
are a guy and chose this... you are gay.


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Stolen from Giles! [15 Mar 2004|03:05am]
[ mood | lonely ]
[ music | Norah Jones ]

A - Act your age? Not really, I like running around in capes.
B - Best quality? Being able to listen, and look like I'm listening when I'm really thinking about shoes...
C - Choice of meat? Cheeseburgers! Or chicken...
D - Dream date? Pass
E - Ex? 6
F - Favorite food? Maccers and cheese, or cheese omlette... Or cheeseburgers... or chicken cheese and potato waffles...
G - Greatest accomplishment? Getting to Uni
H - Happiest day of your life? Pass
I - Internal conflicts? Lots to do with my health at the moment actually
J - Jam or Jelly? Both
K - Kool Aid? The watermelon flavoured one that's pink in the jar and then turns into an attractive green drink! (for those that don't know, Kool Aid is an American drink that's powdered and you add it to water.)
L - Love? Pass
M- Most valued possession? My photos, my mom and my friends. Oh, and my CD's
N - Name? Hannah
O - Outfit you love? My new jeans and a white shirt
P - Pizza toppings? Cheese
Q - Question you want to ask? Will I ever be truly happy?
R - Radical thing you've done? Gone to the furthest Uni I could have done from my home?
S - Sport to watch? Ice skating
T - Television show? Uumm... Scrubs?
U - Unique habit? Multiple orgams. Without a doubt... although it's not really a habit...
V - Very favorite word? Padded (as in 'she padded down the hallway'), boosegumps or hippucs
W - Winter: Is very cold here
X - Xenophobic? Nope
Y - Yesterday's best meal? Bacon sarnies for breakfast!
Z - Zodiac sign? Pisces

~Well, I'm in an odd mood tonight... ~

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THE DISTILLERS - Beat Your Heart Out [12 Mar 2004|04:46am]
Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster

I know let alone to rust alone
You’re making me
I had to run the damage is done
I give it up
There nothing left take the rest
You’re draining me

Me I set it light it burns so bright
Stab it out
Stab it out

Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster

I know, I know, I know
I had to run the damage is done
I give it up
I had to go
It got control
You’re breaking me
There’s nothing left so take the rest
Stab it out
Stab it out
I set it light
It burns so bright
You’re draining me

You make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster

I know, I know, that it’s true
Let alone rust alone
Let alone rust alone
Let alone rust alone

Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat fast
Baby you make my heart beat faster

There’s nothing so take the rest
There’s nothing so take the rest
There’s nothing so take the rest
There’s nothing so take the rest
There’s nothing so take the rest

Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster

Baby you make my heart beat faster
Baby you make my heart beat faster
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Wee! [12 Mar 2004|04:37am]
[ mood | jubilant ]
[ music | The Distillers - Beat Your Heart Out ]

Well, today I did some exciting washing. I had written out this entry already, then I opened some bastard sodding page and then I had to shut all my Windows down. Stupid sites with stupid popups.

Right, Things I Need To Do - Buy and then post off Matthew's Birthday card, reserve hotel and restaurant, do 2x essays, tidy room, sort what I want Dad to bring back... Think that's it. Oh, and pay my £3.50 library fine. Stupid money.

But yes! This weekend (well, today excitingly) I'm headed to Aly's for a weekend of random fun in Wales (we might set some sheep on fire...) and then do essay on Monday and hand htat one in on Tuesday, then start my other essay for Monday (to hand in next Friday, as on Monday I am otherwise engaged). Then next weekend head to Amy's (in Wem!) for shopping fun and then on Monday Hundred Reasons gig in Cardiff, yayh! Gemma and Holly, yayh! So yes. And then the weekend after that I think it's home (YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS) and Zero 7 with Giles, a chilled out yayh there. And then 3 weeks at home, filled with decent food and lots of seeing my friends (I won't have glandular fever this time!). So yes... lots of fun coming up!

Oh, and I need to email my seminar teacher about some work... *makes mental note*

**Smiles at you all and waves. See you in about 3 weeks! Hurrah!**

~just tonight I would, I would lay here for you
just tonight I would, I would sink here for you
just tonight I would, I would slum here for you
just tonight I would, I would die.~

The Distillers - 'For Tonight You're Only Here To Know'
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