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User:zoomeister (366510)
Name:Those perishin' spheres! Dozens of 'em!
Website:Sister Diary: Anive
Location:Minster, Thanet, United Kingdom
Birthdate:1976-09-06
Email:
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Bio:I am Andrew Ryan and I am here to ask you a question:
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his own brow?

No, says the man in Washington. It belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican. It belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow. It belongs to everyone.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose...

Rapture.


I don't believe you.

It's true, I swear it.

No!

Yes.

Welcome to the Phylly Boy journal, a shitfist of fun with brilliant written all over it. In 1982, I became self aware, five centuries after being born. With the help of James Earl Jones and Mr Tibbles, I took over a small corner of England, and sat naked with a stick, warding off the basilik stares of the peasants. Now, i'm made of metal and completely understandale. Join in my throng! Right all these wrongs! Suck it up and shit it out!.

Cough cough! Lights out, jumblenuts!

© Copyright Neil Stilwell.






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