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User:krollands (840216)  
Name:The Most Rocking-est Kid In The World!
Website:The Big Dir-tay
Location:West Haven, Connecticut, United States
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Bio:My name is Kenneth Rollands, and I was brought into this world to live life to the fullest. I was born on February 17, 1984 to put a smile on my parents' face and everyone else that I touch throughout my life. I am a unique individual. I have endured many experiences, I have acquired various skills, and I obtained numerous talents throughout my lifetime. I have journeyed to the Arctic where I battled a large polar bear. I have cruised the seven seas in a raft I made by hand. I have been abducted by aliens. Using only a glass of water and a garden hoe, I once single-handedly defended a village in the Amazon Basin from a ferocious army of fire ants. I breed prize-winning oysters. I have spoken with Elvis. I am in expert in mythology, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Puerto Rico. I weave an average of 57 baskets a day and then deliver them to the nearest basket store where I gave them away for free. I constructed a skyscraper with grains of sand I individually selected. I once balanced volumes one through 10 of Britannica Encyclopedias on my head for a week so I could gain knowledge through osmosis. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I won the gold medal in the Olympics for high diving. I give amazing advice. I cook 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes. I write award winning operas on my lunch breaks. I helped Mark Twain write the novel, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. I play the bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Red Sox, and I am the subject of countless documentaries. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. I have performed open-heart surgery. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have traveled with Mother Teresa to help her spread love around the world. I have won bullfights in Madrid, and the affection of tribal warriors in South Africa. I have done all of this, but I do not know what is to come tomorrow. However, I do plan on it to be just as exciting
Interests:17: and wearing clothes., breathing, buying gas, drinking, driving, eating, looking at girls, looking at my body, making fun of people, making money, making people laugh, playing guitar, playing uno, skateboarding, sleeping, smoking, working
Friends:None listed.
Account type:Free User

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