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KillerMuffin is, of course, a nom de guerre. I didn't exactly choose the name; it sort of chose me. In the spirit of the towering "Shorty" and bald "Curly" tradition, I was originally labeled Muffin by someone with a sense of humor and, eventually, a shiner. The Killer was slapped on later to discourage amorous teenagers in IRC chat rooms. It didn't work. I have a bad attitude and a lovely body. Talk about your catch-22 situations.
I am the author of dozens of stories ranging from the truly pathetic to the award-winning. I am the prose editor at an ezine dedicated to furthering ars poetica. I moonlight as an associate editor when no one is looking. I am in the process of procrastinating my way through a novel. My poetry has been published by the folks I hoodwinked at the ezine and my prose has been published in various print and 'Net venues.
I created the Chinese mood theme, me and my trusty Hanja dictionary--yes, that's why some of the, erm, translations are so funny. I am in the middle of butc--er, creating a Korean mood theme as well.
|Muffins can be deceiving; yes, it's true. My journal looks like it was created by an expert HTML, CSS, and layout queen. It wasn't; I did it. I'm an author, an editor, a mother, a student, and the maid. If you would like tutoring or help creating your own journal so other people are fooled into thinking it was created by an expert HTML, CSS, and layout queen, there are any number of communities on Blurty that will help you accomplish your goals. There are free tutorial sites scattered everywhere that will teach you HTML and CSS. The information you desire is already on Blurty and it's easy to find. Just head to Blurty's interests search on the main page and type in "layouts". A little effort and a little elbow grease goes a long way. If you have a free account, don't even bother asking because you can't use styles.|
|Interests:||119: 4x4, absolute value, advice, baking, bastard!!, bishonen, bishonen ai, bitching, bubblegum crisis, buddhism, bullets, burt gummer, cats, character, characters, cheesecake, chess, chihuahuas, chinese, chinese characters, code red, college, complaining, computers, cookies, cowboy bebop, creation, creativity, criminology, dalmatians, darjeeling, depression, depth, dictionaries, dictionary, digital cameras, disability, disabled, dodge, dogs, dragon, dragons, earl grey, empowerment, english, epilepsy, erotic, erotica, essay, essays, fantasy, feel, fiction, fighting, flowers, fruit, gay, gay men, guns, hangul, hanja, heavy metal, herbal, hiking, honesty, honor, horses, humor, integrity, intelligence, inuyasha, japanese, jelly beans, kanji, korean, laughing, libraries, literotica, manga, math, military, mood themes, morose, mountain dew, mutts, navy, nihilism, outlaw star, pantoums, pizza, pride, programming, read, reading, rifles, sailor, saiyuki, science, science fiction, serial killers, sex, shakespeare, shotguns, sijo, smiling, sociology, stories, story, strength, symbols, tea, tremors, trigun, trucks, write, writing, written, yama-nashi ochi-nashi imi-nashi, yaoi|
|Friends:||35: angel, anime, athenarock, book_reviews, claudiusmaximus, condemned, cymbidia, dillinger, draaah, dr_strangelove, honeylick, huskerdude, jazzmanjim, journalreviews, kiwiwolf, lickerish, lusciouslioness, m, miaow, mistresshoney, monster666, muffiesnikki, mwgee, ohgratuitous, pyed_typer, raquel, reverie, risiaskye, sch00lteacher, shyybabe, sunstruck, superlittlegirl, tnvixen, verbena, |_jinho
|Friend of:||38: angel, athenarock, claudiusmaximus, condemned, cymbidia, dillinger, draaah, dr_strangelove, freefalling, honeylick, huskerdude, jazzmanjim, kiwiwolf, kotori, lickerish, lusciouslioness, m, miaow, mistresshoney, moveml, muffiesnikki, mwgee, naudiz, ohgratuitous, pyed_typer, quikslvr, quint, raquel, realmccoy, reverie, risiaskye, sch00lteacher, shyybabe, starfish, sunstruck, superlittlegirl, tnvixen, verbena|
|Member of:||17: anime, blurty_hs, book_reviews, communitypromo, community_ads, customization, faghags, getfit, homework, journalreviews, moodthemes, photography, readingroom, suggestions, teafortwo, top50, writerotica|
|Account type:||Early Adopter|