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|Bio:||Hi! I am eighty years old, and I just towed a 1/2 ton boat with my teeth! In THE WATER! Thanks to my new juicer!|
Millions of Americans have stalked me on the streets just to tell me how MY JUICER has changed their lives! It is amazing!
You can make YOUR OWN JUICE right in the comfort of your kitchen! Find out how great it tastes! You can make all your favorite foods into juice! It works with ANYTHING! Celery, Tomato, pumpkin, RODENTS! ANYTHING!
Now when I say ANYTHING I MEAN ANYTHING! If you are not satisfied, well TOUGH! I AM EIGHTY AND I JUST TOWED A BOAT. WITH MY TEETH.
Not really. But hey, juicers are pretty cool
|Interests:||12: breathing, cooking, drawing, eating, invader zim, moose, music, myths, oboe, painting, pie, walking|
|Friends:||3: diaryofaradical, doomoose, lostjournals|
|Friend of:||2: diaryofaradical, doomoose|
|Account type:||Free User|