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|Name:||Rudolph "Dolphie" Creakasdottir Berman-Ramus|
|Location:||New York, United States|
|Bio:||I was wrongfully incarcerated in the county pen when this sucker, I mean, girl, was enraptured by my belly and other positive features and came under my spell. She thought I would hug her. Ha. |
Then I lived with the girl, henceforth known as Girl. She had another cat called Thomas, aka The Beast, aka Beese. He was beige and bigger than me, and had a larger belly-- it was immense. I loved him. I hated him. I miss him. Life is not the same without him. I admit I went a little psycho kitty qu'est que c'est when he left me, but no one remembers that.
I had other friends later: Achmed and Ruby. They were The Littles and Beese and I were The Bigs. The Littles died on me and I became mad. But I am OK now. I spoke with God and he agreed that he was a total jerk about it.
Now I am stuck with Harley (black and white) and Shadow (black) They are gay lovers, not that there's anything wrong with that, except that I hate them. Maceo (orange/beige and fuffa, freakish number of toes) is the kitten who is now not small. I like him less now, but he thinks I am pretty, so I will not kill him.
The dog's name is Sasha, but I call her Dog. I have nothing more to say about her.
There's also some guy living here now, called The Guy Who Lives Here, or TGWLH, who has the redeeming qualities of being smelly sometimes and having a door that is closed sometimes. These things are exciting. Otherwise, he is useless. [NOTE: TGWLH moved out, like, a year ago or something. I just didn't think it was important enough to change it. Blah!]
I am horribly oppressed and unappreciated but I manage to remain cheerful. I have my dolls (don't tell anyone) and window sills and food and I am beautiful all the time. Life is OK.
|Interests:||35: barfing, being cute, being friendly, being manic depressive, being mean, being superior, biting, clawing, complaining, demanding, eating, getting pet, gnawing on your head, growling, hiding things you like, hissssssing, jonesing for a smoke, knocking stuff over, licking off belly fur, loving on you, meowing lots, molesting smelly men, nuzzling your pits, punkish witchery, purring, radiating beautifulness, rubbing on you, sending mixed messages, shouting, sleeping, smelling your shoes, snugglebunnying, squeening, thinking about eating, yelling|
|Friends:||2: puddincat, |purple_fox
|Friend of:||3: ancalagon, flor_nica, puddincat|
|Account type:||Free User|