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| User: | crushedsodacan (577161) |
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| Name: | Michelle |
| Location: | Warrensburg, Missouri, United States | | Birthdate: | 1985-06-15 |
| AOL IM: | squirrelntherain (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Bio: | It occurred to me, quite depressingly, that my bio was certainly not up to par. I know that while I may not entertain you, I can at least worry you, and then I can sleep at night.
Once, when I was walking outside in the rain (which if you had scrolled down you would already know was a bizarre fetish of mine) I found myself contemplating way too many deep things and my head began to ache. That is why I decided to make this journal. I will ramble incoherently here, instead of keeping it all in this aching mind, and you will be forced to have the headaches, and I will be free to frollic in the rain like the happy little girl I used to be.
Now, on a serious note, I have a bed that has been slept on just the right amount, which has caused a new dillemma: If I sleep on it anymore, it is the wrong amount, but if I don't sleep on it, what's the point of having a bed? If anyone has a solution, please, tell me. And don't tell me to buy a new bed, this is utterly ridiculous, for a bed that has been slept on too much is certainly better than one that has not been slept on enough.
My friend has holes in her mattress, the size of a plate, she sleeps on it with no sheets, I certainly hope that I solve this problem before it sinks to something this grave. I pity her.
I have a theory. To be more accurate I have TONS of theories, but we're going to focus on one for the moment, for I fear that to give them all away at once would cause your conformity driven mind to burst into itty bitty cotton candy colored pieces, and what good would you be to me then? So anyway, the theory. People: I don't like them. I think that the whole world would be a much happier place if they were simply not in it. Think about it, think of anything you want to bitch about, anything at all . . . (got something yet?) Okay, now imagine that there are no people, that's right, none, everywhere. I bet your problem is gone.
Now, it has been brought to my attention that the good things in the world would be gone with the people like the setting sun on a beautiful fall day.
However, if I were not here (since I am a people) would I notice this? Nope. I would not. So again, no more problems.
My naysaying friend that chops up her own mattress is again trying to pick apart my wonderful theory, but she would be gone too, so we'll ignore her.
I like squirrels.
I need to sleep. A lot.
Please don't worry about me too much, if you get to know me, I'm actually a pretty normal person . . . aside from the obvious.
I go to college like a good little girl.
I'm an English major, I plan to write some books and teach some kids and hope that I don't cause too much damage in the process of either.
I grew up in the sticks, and it wrecked me, I think. If I had grown up where there were normal people driven by something other than the urge to drive tractors and kill things, I think I may have had a chance at normalcy. Or if I had an ocean, that would have been nice. As it is, I'm a little crazy, but I guess that's what keeps you here, reading this rambling . . . . carry on . . .
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| Interests: | 90: 12 monkeys, alanis morisette, amelie, art museums, barenaked ladies, beastie boys, beck, ben folds five, billie letts, bob dylan, chasing amy, classic rock, clerks, clockwork orange, comedy, desperation, dogma, drama, eagle eye cherry, edgar allan poe, ee cummings, eminem, everclear, exercise, fight club, finch, franz kafka, good charlotte, green day, harvey danger, homestar runner, icp, incubus, insomnia, italian food, jackie brown, jailbird, jesse camp, jewel, jhonen vasquez, jim croce, johnny the homicidal maniac, kill bill, kurt vonnegut jr., lenny kravitz, lisa loeb, lots of things, mallrats, metallica, missy elliot, monty python, moulin rouge, movies, music, oceans, papas fritas, pets, pink floyd, poetry, pulp fiction, punk music, rage against the machine, rain, reading, reel big fish, resevoir dogs, running, simon and garfunkle, slapstick, something corporate, space monkeys, squee, squirrels, staind, stephen king, storms, strong bad, sylvia plath, tenacious d, the beatles, the bloodhound gang, the donnas, the used, they might be giants, thrift shopping, tombstone, vans warped tour, walking, walking in the rain, weights |
| Friends: | 9: alphabetsoup, bugsgirl, dark_shadow88, fhqwhgads, fuzzy_fristoe, goodwitch_south, imunderyourtoe, lipglossaddict, pulp_theatre |
| Friend of: | 5: dark_shadow88, fuzzy_fristoe, goodwitch_south, imunderyourtoe, lipglossaddict |
| Member of: | 2: fhqwhgads, pulp_theatre |
| Account type: | Free User |
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