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| User: | angelicprism (370705) |
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| Name: | Blinding Blue Light |
| Website: | The Apocalypse |
| Location: | Harrisburg, Illinois, United States | | Birthdate: | 1971-12-07 |
| AOL IM: | Piggibraid (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| ICQ UIN: | 38834946 (Add User, Send Message) |
| Yahoo! ID: | Piggibraid (Add User, Send Message) |
| Bio: | I am insane.
If you're looking for a date.
I'm married.
If you're looking for a woman to snuggle up with you at night and whisper sweet nothings (or sweat profusely)....
You'd better be my husband.
If you're looking for someone to help with the bills.
You'd better be working in my temple.
If you want help around the house...
You'd better be someone who deserves it.
If you want intelligent conversation...
You'd better be smart.
If you want to watch football all day and be absolutely boring...
You bore me. Go away.
So. Here's something for you.
I rule the Council on High of United Intergalactic Nations with an IRON FIST!!!
It is ME that the other contactees complain about. It is *I* who gives them hell and fires them on whim and throws things at them.
And I'm tired of keeping it a secret.
I AM THE MALEK AND I RULE!
RULE I TELL YOU!!
With ice cubes thrown randomly when I feel like being mean!!!
So.. you know... if you work for the Fishbowl (my term for the place) and you suddenly start avoiding me...
... I'm going to have you fired for not taking the job seriously.
If you are serious about working with the Fishbowl and want to get our mission done, I'm open to being contacted. I'm tired of the way UFO-ologists and contactees play like this is a game of Chance, Risk or even Go Fish.
This is SERIOUS you lazy little fucks. And if you don't think I won't follow your spirits back to your bodies and see who you are in England, or Africa, or even nextdoor and judge you based on your job performance....
.. you've got another think coming.
I didn't want this job, you hacks. I was pushed into it. But now that the world has my word, the world also has my bond.
I love my job. AND I LOVE WHO I AM WHETHER YOU LIKE ME OR NOT.
... folks are always telling me I must be crazy. |
| Memories: | 160 entries |
| Interests: | 20: angels, anthropology, archaeology, council on high, demons, dragons, dreams, elfquest, elves, esp, fantasy, interpretation, magic, mythology, oracle, otherkin, premonition, sidhe, theology, ufo |
| Friends: | 10: danaanlugh, loftypeak, lokis_list, m00nfl0wer2002, miaren, moch, otherkin, pentaclesndcups, scaryorscared, warwritingscrip |
| Account type: | Free User |
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