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|Location:||Chesterfield, United States|
|Yahoo! ID:||subtle_artifice (Add User, Send Message) |
|Bio:||tall, skinny, blonde, but not barbie. |
i'm almost 5'9". i weigh less than 115 pounds. I'm a 34-24-34. that's gross.
i eat more than you and your entire extended family combined, talk with a hint of southern twang, and burp like a fat man on budweiser life support. i shake my ass when i walk and use my hands when i talk, it runs in my blood so i come by it honestly. i'm as faithful as a motherfucking dog, and i really hate to be the one to break up with people. seriously. i'm learning more about life every day. i live at home with my parents (who are both 55) and 2 smelly dogs. my 26 year old brother is a chunky drug-using alcoholic. i am dysfunctional. i'm imperfect in every way. i'll list some for you:
i'm a klutz
my face is lopsided (but so is yours)
one of my legs is longer than the other
i'm a double-jointed fool
my eyes are too big
i'm too skinny
i'm emotionally RETARDED
i have curly toes (and i can throw things with my feet)
i dye my hair piss yellow
i'm a bitch
i whine when necessary
i have relationship issues
did i mention i'm a BITCH??
i have webbed fingers (i swear to god)
my teeth are too white (or so i hear)
i hate myself 79.3% of the time
i am your ex-everything
NOTE:the stuff in the "interests" category... a lot of it is bands. the rest of it is pretty much stupid stuff i said to be funny. THE STUFF IN MY JOURNAL IS MY LIFE, MY OPINIONS, MY VIEWS. if you have a problem with it, i'm sorry.
|Interests:||141: 141: 1955 chevy, 4x4s, aim, anything pink, apoptygma berzerk, artifice, assemblage 23, basement jaxx, bill bryson (author), biting, black, blink 182, blonde, blur, brand new, buju banton, camel turkish blends, cars, carytown, cds, cereal, chemical brothers, chesapeake bay, coffeeshops, conditioner, contradictions, curlers, dashboard confessional, death in vegas, dependency, dirty vegas, dita, down home, driving, duck, eclipses, economization, faithless, fallen angels, fifteen senses, fischerspooner, foo fighters, freestylers, fried rice, friends, funker vogt, g-love and special sauce, get-togethers, good times, grateful dead, greenville, hair dye, hate, honesty, horizontal tango, horseback riding, hot primal sexxx!!, ichester, indie, jane's addiction, jet, johnny depp, kharma, kissing, learning about life, lit, lost boys, love, lust, lynyrd skynyrd, mac n cheese, maintaining bad relationships, makeup, making out, marilyn manson, moby, my rivah house, n.e.r.d, naked-bedtop-wrestling, need, needles and pins, nicotine, nightfall, nine inch nails, nirvana, on the floor, our lady peace, outkast, palace, peace, peaches, pearl jam, photography, pillz, pink floyd, pirates, powerman 5000, prodigy, project pitchfork, psychosis, punk, rasputina, reading, red hot chili peppers, rob zombie, rolling stones, romance novels, roots manuva, rubber ducky, showers, ska, slacking, soft rain, soulwax, starlight, static-x, steppenwolf, stromkern, sublime, sugar ray, summertime, taking back sunday, tall guys, tenacious d, the all-american rejects, the darkness, the donnas, the strokes, the trailer, the who, third eye blind, touch, velvet acid christ, violent femmes, vnv nation, war, warm nights, water, writing, your mom, zzzzzzz|
|Friends:||2: carrotsnax, soundguy|
|Account type:||Free User|