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|Current music:||Morning Report With Mark & Steve, WOC AM 1420|
It's Friday, You Bastards
I have just one question today, because I'm still deep and heavy into celebrating International Women's Day (Or as as Rush Limbaugh calls it, International Sluts And Prostitutes Day): Has Rush killed himself yet? A lot of people think he will bounce back from this latest attempt to choke himself by ramming both feet down his throat and maybe he will. But I think that all the clips I've been seeing on Ed and Rachel's shows (http://wegoted.com/theEdShow/ & http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/) all week just might indicate that he has finally used up all of his bounce back luck.
I suppose it's still a really big pie-in-the-sky long-shot given his long history of maintaining enough followers to muddle through no matter how outrageously stupid he is but I have never seen him so visibly nervous, agitated and depressed. Especially when he's telling his brain dead flock about how great things are on the business side.
I think the current number of sponsors that have deserted him is 49 and he's lost at least one affiliate. Is that a sustainable business model? To hear Rush tell it, it is. Everything is fine. It reminds me of when George Bush was telling us how dangerous Iraq was and how we'd be in and out in six months.
And the only difference I can see is that George had an exit strategy: He could only run for President twice. And the only option Rush has is to keep talking and when the diminishing returns on that sets in, what choice does he have? Actually, I think he has two. He can slink away quietly in disgrace after he gets fired and can't even get a job on a tiny market local Nazi station such as WOC here in town (http://www.woc1420.com/main.html) or he can get even with everyone who was so mean to him by blowing his brains out on the air during his show, which is radio but it is filmed with a webcam.
I hope he chooses the latter, because in the immortal words of Jackie Broyles (http://www.redstateupdate.com/), "Yeah, I'd watch that." And I could sure use that kind of cheering up right now. It's been a bad week. Do you have any idea how hard it is to celebrate International Women's Day when your secretary, Minx, is wearing a pair of panties that says, "I Am Annoyed?"
And when you want to keep celebrating on the next day she's wearing another pair of underwear that says the same thing? I guess the moral of the story is this: Never let your secretary watch TV or go to the movies. Especially when that bad influence Lisbeth is on.
Ignore that at your own peril. Do you have any idea just how insidious and fast spreading this disease can be? They should change the name of World Cancer Day to World Lisbeth Day. Just look at my Fifi, my Sommelier. Sure, she's still doing her job. Sort of. She invented this Theme Drink for tonight:
International Wonder Women's Day
2 oz MidoSweet
2 oz Peach schnapps
3 oz Orange juice
1 oz Pineapple juice
2 oz Cranberry juice
Fill hurricane glass with ice. Add ingredients in order listed. Don't stir! Should have three layers; green, orange, and red. Garnish with a cherry. Sweet drink -- ladies love it.
But she is wearing an I Am Annoyed shirt. Which is marginally better than the I Am Annoyed underwear but still. And did you notice that there is barely any alcohol in this drink? Just how are you supposed to properly celebrate day two of International Women's Day when the girls aren't relaxed enough to do it right?
I suppose it could be worse. Not by much but at least all this craziness that's infecting the world has an upside. Pat Robertson is finally showing some sense: http://blogs.ajc.com/political-insider-jim-galloway/2012/03/09/your-morning-jolt-pat-robertson-endorses-legal-marijuana/.
I bet Nancy Reagan is spinning in her grave. Well, she would be if she were dead...As it is, she must be spinning in her bed or something...but how long could she have left? How many shocks can a 90 year old lady stand? The Republican party is very hilariously disintegrating before her very eyes, Rush is losing his job and now her favorite preacher, Benedict Pat, wants to legalize marijuana.
She's the one who should be wearing the I Am Annoyed shirt.
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