|Current mood:|| depressed|
|Current music:||Coast To Coast AM---George Noory, WOC AM 1420|
It's Friday, You Bastards
If you, like me, refuse to be swept into the river of negativity that's constantly threatening to drown us by insisting on seeing the happy shiny-lining upside to everything, this is going to be an especially easy morning. First of all, the latest insane shooter (It was in Florida this time. That's a big surprise) only killed three people, including himself (http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/10/10369897-3-dead-2-critically-injured-after-standoff-in-deerfield-beach-fla).
Then there's the new vending machines that sell the Morning After Pill on college campuses (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/02/07/vending-machine-at-pennsylvania-college-dispenses-morning-after-pill/). Well, it's only one campus as of yet but we can't be too far away from the day when these machines are everywhere.
And that means that we are a step closer to having free, no questions asked, 24 hour abortion clinics on every street corner in the world, with the Morning After pill vending machines. It almost makes up for Saudi Arabia not yet having nuclear arms (http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/10/10369793-report-saudi-arabia-to-buy-nukes-if-iran-tests-a-bomb). And why don't they have them already?
How are we supposed to have World War III when some of the craziest countries don't even have atomic bombs? Well, at least ducking and covering practice during the long wait isn't that bad anymore now that all you have to do is find a vending machine in the morning. And isn't that what counts?
No matter how bad the future may be, forever waiting for the war they've been promising since 1945 that never comes, it's OK because the present is pretty good. Despite all the crime, pollution, graft, corruption and violence which are only bad if you choose to see them as bad.
And it's an election year and I bet that'll really shake things up and change everything that you could have any lingering negative doubts about. But what do we do til November? Well, you get yet another lucky break there because it's Friday again. Party day!
I could spend a lot of time going over the theme, the guest list, the band, the food and the games bu just in case Saudi Arabia decides to go on a shopping spree and finds ICBM's on sale at Costco...Which would be very handy since they also sell caskets and who wants to make two stops?...let's skip the cake and go right to the frosting: The Theme Drink that Fifi, my Sommelier, invented for tonight:
1 oz Yukon Jack
1 oz Jim Beam
1 oz Apple schnapps
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Light rum
1 oz Triple sec
1/2 oz Grenadine
2 oz Orange juice
Hurricane glass filled with ice add ingredients shake cherry and orange garnish.
She says it was inspired by Jeffrey Smith this morning (http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2012/02/09) because he talked a little about Agent Orange. I say that all that talk about GMO foods killing everyone and ending the world is great but does it really stand a chance of success if these big scary genetically modified organisms can't even modify the ingredients of this drink into something that tastes better than rancid battery acid?
Still, kids seem to like it, so I guess that's a good sign. And if everything goes right, there's a vending machine for that.
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