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-=[ What I would do if I could stop time at will ]=-
The main three things I would do if I could stop time at will:
1. Steal everything
2. Have sex with everybody
3. Cause random chaos
As far as stealing, I would freeze time and go through people's wallets. Nevermind robbing banks; I want to go through your wallet!! I would leave credit cards but if it was someone I didn't like I would take the credit cards so I could drop them in an alley in Southeast DC. Due to this I would have so much money that I would be able to do whatever I wanted when time had started again.
Ohhhh and the sex. Everyone and anyone I wanted to see naked, bam: stop time and take pictures. I would have to steal many condoms from the RiteAid because everyone would have to be boned, ass or cunt or both.
I would really enjoy just bending everyone over twice and riding the hell outta 'em. DP reamings would ensue because I would also have stopped time so I could steal many dildos from the porno store. Blowjobs would probably be boring due to the glazed look on the person's face as well as lack of suction. For people I did not like I would jam large vegetables or random objects up their asses. Stopping time would be especially helpfull to play pranks like taking someone's pants off, putting their own thumb up their ass, and then starting time again. You can imagine the laughs! Malls or large places would be the best place to have a large selection of people to choose from.
Causing random chaos! I would definatly have to stop time and cause cashiers to repetedly short-change customers. It would also be good to remove people from the bathroom while they are in the process of shitting in a public bathroom and place them in the food court sitting at a table complete with a turd on a plate! People's clothes would change alot, I would freeze time and exchange two people's clothes with eachother while they are frozen in communication; especially funny if the people are strangers! (cashier/customer , doctor/patient , etc) I would definatly be freezing time to put random objects into people's hands: turkey legs, dildos, greasy wrenches, shitty toilet paper, guns, cans of soup, cucumbers, whips, bags of vomit, and granny-porn are all excellent choices.
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(Anonymous)
2008-03-24 18:28
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oh, dear god. you scare me,,, you're funny ....lol....
(dont kill me)
(oh dear god again, dont rape me....or stick random objects up my ass. PLEASE DONT)
ohhh wait,,, but i wanna help with the chaos too! :)(Reply to this) (Thread) |
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