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June 21, 2004
I slept late last night to watch the one of the most anticipated shows on TV. Yes it's the 2004 MTV MOVIE AWARDS!
The red carpet was hosted by hot model Paris Hilton, and by Sway. It was amazing. The stars looked excited as they walked the royal pass.
The show began with a video clip Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn interviewing Peter Jackson or PJ. The two were convincing the director to make them a movie, a trilogy just like the Lord of the Rings.
They were insisting PJ to create another movie to make the LOTR a quadrilogy. PJ said the ring was destroyed, but the two said what if it didn't. And so they argue a bit.
Later the two were insisting some girl-to-girl or male-to-male scene, for the next intsallment like SAM and Frodo (complete with cute cardboard poster). PJ wasn't smiling all the time. It was funny and at the same time, insane.
PJ walked out of disgust.
They show was hosted by Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girls), with her parents. Well, at the beginning of the show her parents on stage wanted to host also since Lindsay is only sixteen. But after a heart pounding dance number, her parents finally decided to let her do the job by herself. She won an award by the way, breakthrough female for Freaky Friday. (Why wouldn't she be the host if she's not a breakthough actor?)
Anyway the first award Best Female Performance which Umma Thurman won for the movie, YUP! Kill Bill. Kill Bill kicked ass that night, it also won best fight with Umma Thurman again and Chiaka Kuriyamo (if Im not mistaken). Lucy Liu won the best Villain award.
Breakthrough Male was Shawn Ashmore of X-Men 2. He's Iceman and he's cool but not last night. With all those beard and long kinky hair, he looked like a teenage guy from hot hell not from cool mountain.
Best Male Performance was Johnny Depp who had two nominations. He role was a drunkard Pirate of the Carribean. His other nomination was Comedic Performance which Jack Black won. Jack Black is white and he's wacky. I dunno who he is but he jumped on stage like a crazy wrestler. He's funny and outrageous. They love him. I dunno, but he's making lots of films lately. Who cares? I haven't got mine yet.
My favorite award is always the best Kiss. This year, it was a three way kiss between Owen Wilson, Carmen Electra and I forgot the other one. Carmen Electra accepted the award and as the tradition goes, she kissed the presenters, Snoop Dogg and Paris Hilton. Whew! it was hot!
Speaking of presenters, Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon presented the award for best dance. I love Jimmy Fallon. He's so cute so hot and so... (Oops did I say that out loud?--Never mind!) Jimmy danced on stage. He even did the worm dance step. When he got up he looked like he's going to be sick. Well, he kinda hurt his balls during the worm dance. Yikes, he has well endowed package though.
The best dance or dancer was Sean William Scott for American Wedding. I think he's a crowd favorite. He always win. Just like Adam Sandler. He won Best On screen Partner together with Drew Barrymore for 50 first dates.
Brittany Murphy also presented an award. She was fantastic and cute. Christina Aguilera and Sharon Stone was also there. C.A. looked she still has identity crisis.
For the Best Film, Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst presented the nominees. Lord of the Rings Return of the King won which also got the best action sequence.
Sean Austin and Pippin accepted the award.
D12 and Eminem performed last night. Of course it was MY Band. I love that song!
The Chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz when they blow they'll know I'll be the man
All becaoz I'm the lead singer of my band!
D12 was fantastic! Eminem showed his white smooth ass. I can't believe it!
I enjoyed the show so much especially the clip they had with Jim Caviezel who's being interviewed by Mr. Burgundy (He was wearing a burgundy coat). He called him Jesus Christ.
No i'm Jim Caviezel the actor who protrayed Jesus. "Oh yeah I get it." said Mr Burgundy. "JC!"
Their footage was totally funny. Jim was pissed of that he walked out from the interview and walked on the swimming pool. So much for not being Jesus. He's totally hot that night.
Anyway, I am satisfied with the winners. I think they deserve it. Everything was fantastic, and that's all I have to say!
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