Jenn (wildchildnbloom) wrote, @ 2005-05-03 01:17:00

One final down! And lemme tell you, it did not go quietly into that good night. No, it did not.

Oh, and: Rob Sheffield's "Pop Life" column in the latest Rolling Stone was so tongue-in-cheek it gave me a mouth sore:

"Can the Brit-spawn be on the way? For months now, the world has been hoping, praying, lighting candles, saying novenas for an answer: What's up with Britney's uterus?  But now, finally, the truth is out.  The world awaits the birth of Tinky Bink Federline, the lucky celembryo currently bathing in Red Bull-scented amniotic fuid, gearing up for a historic swim through the world's most high-profile tract of vaginal real estate."

The new joke around my house was calling her "Fatty Spears" because the media was making such a big deal about her recent "weight gain" and how she "ballooned" up to a "whopping" "349340130" "pounds."  """""""""""""""



Shit -- If I were preggers and sitting on millions of dollars, you can bet that large sums of my money would be making their way toward Frappucinos and Big Macs, too.   

	mintyfreshness 2005-05-03 10:21 (link)
	I think that's the most graphic pregnancy description I've ever heard. Male or female written. "Red Bull-scented amniotic fluid"? "Tract of vaginal real estate"? W.T.F. Seriously. On another note, I am very happy that she's getting fat. (Reply to this) (Thread)