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Kristin (wildangels) wrote,
@ 2004-04-07 13:09:00
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    Current mood: amused
    Current music:Britney Spears- Touch of My Hand

    Evanescence = Death (Kasey)
    Anyone who knows me is aware that I haven't got an original thought in my entire brain... I conclude that this is due to the many hours of television and movies to which I have been exposed and the amazing spongelike abilities I have developed over the years. Well, in the grand tradition of me, I have once again gotten off topic, so on to my point (I promise I do have one, even if I didn't think of it all by myself.)

    "Why don't you go listen to some Evanescence" is a phrase that is spoken by Kristin on countless occasions when people begin to annoy her. The hypothesis: Listening to Evanescence will make you commit suicide. In theory, this makes much sense... in fact, this morning on my way to work I stumbled upon one of the songs, and it was all I could do to keep from driving my car into a light pole long enough to change radio stations.

    I have been watching a lot of CSI lately, and I feel that I have discovered the pathway to committing a murder so perfect that even Gil Grissim couldn't link back to me... All that I would have to do is purchase the Evanescence CD Fallen, and a package of straight razors for the soon to be un-alive and let them do all the work... (BTW, if YOU are the person I am intending to make NOT alive anymore, just ignore this and happily accept the gifts I have purchased for you...)



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*Kristin*
wildangels
2004-04-07 18:43 (link)
I think we are really starting to scare people. Although, props to you for showing the world my side of music to slit your wrists to...

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Here is another song that will drive you to suicide...
tiffycole
2004-04-07 22:25 (link)
*Here comes Peter Cottontail, Hoppin' Down the Bunny Trail! Hippity-hoppity, Easter's on its way!!*

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