Eskelinen (warriorpunk) wrote, @ 2006-05-30 23:45:00

Current mood:

sleepy

Rules of conduct
This weekend I went to my girlfriends parrents cottage for the weekend and we got these rules to go with, from her folks:

-Put the food in the fridge. (Ok.)

-Open the door, dont lock it, put the key in the nail (Ok...)

-When I go to sleep: I make sure the tv, stoves and so on are on the OFF position. (As Always...)

-the keys ARE inside (Yes!)

-the furnice IS OFF - and the lids are shut (Yes...)

-No food outside - so you dont atract any bears! (Ofcource!)

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Everyday - Always!!

-The boys are not allowed to play with the rifle, or any such dangerous objects. (-So the girls are allowed? Too bad I couldnt find the bullets.)

-the stoves will be shut after use

-put the cigaretes in the ashtrays

-keep the keys safe

-no horseplay (what?)

-put the trash in the trash (sure.)

-Waltsu is not allowed to jump head first in the river. (mm... okay)

- And Waltsu is not allowed to drive after drinking beer (but after dtrinking vodka? and after all the drugs we took?)

-Antti (that is me) is nice and Waltsu is to take after him (like everybody should)

- No sauna ( fucking greeks!!!)

- Put wood to dry in sauna. ( Why? You didnt even allow us to heat it! )

- Keep the place clean and no scaring the neighbours/nor the animals. (why do you people have sauna in the first place! Well, not like this has anything to do with it.)

- Remember to eat! (Yeah, yeah...)

- Dont get lost in the woods! (Its pretty hard, unless you are too stupid to even heat up a fucking sauna.)

AND BEFORE YOU LEAVE MAKE SURE THE FIRES ARE OUT!!!! (Okay already!)



-Drain the water (ok)
-Sweep the floor (done)
-Put the sheets in the wash (umm...)

But hey, it was great, just a few of us in the middle of the woods and we managed not to kill each other. Though when I was a kid, the life in the forrest was way more harsh... but that might as well be another story. Shit, after you get to read stuff like this, I think none of us is really trusted enough to survive a few nights a few kilomiters away from the closest shop. And I have been an adult a pretty long time now... But I guess if any of you have kids one day, they will have even less knowledge of survival and nature. And there will be way more less to teach em unless you do it yourself!

And the less I write to this blog the shittier my english gets.

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