Where the fuck is your girlfriend man? Did she leave you or something? Cause I wouldn't be surprised. Little Greg all along on his birthday. You still a teenager or what?
Stop lying. Eliza hasn't spent any time with you. I should know cause she's here with me. No I'm not. I'm older then you but maybe you can't add or something so you couldn't figure it out when looking at my userinfo.
You're around less then me. You don't fucking look older then me. That's why you always play the whiney brats and I wind up playing the guy that kills everyone.
I'm around more than you you're just not here to notice it but Eliza is. That's why I am in more movies and TV shows than you; what? That's why you play druggies?
Dude, you may be friends with my girlfriend, but I know she doesn't give a fuck about you other wise. Did you happen to see that post the other day where she gushed about loving ME for a few paragraphs?
Yeah, I'm really fucking upset that I wasn't in Zenon or all those leprechauns movies. Way to lay it into me man.