Ushi-chan Hatsuharu (ushichan_haru) wrote, @ 2004-01-21 02:05:00

Easily the least serious thing I've ever written ^^ (unfinished)


"Sweatin' in Phoenix" (To the tune of "Walking in Memphis")

Put on bermuda shorts
And I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the burning sun
In the middle of the blazing heat
Sheriff Joe Arpaio
Won't you look down over me?
'Cause I've got a sunburn brewin'
And I'm red as a boy can be

Then I'm

*Sweatin' in Phoenix
Wishin' for some AC in my car
Sweatin' in phoenix
I've never been this hot by far

Saw Alice Cooper
On Van Burean Avenue
Followed his to the gates of BOB
and watched him walk right through
Security did not see him
They just hovered around his tomb
But there's a pretty little thing
Waiting for the King
Down in the Jungle Room

Repeat *

They've got tequilla on the table
Mariachi in the air
Can't wait to see the natives scream
When the weather is on the screen
It's *&%# hot in Phoenix

Muriel plays the piano
Every Friday at The Hollywood
And they took to see her
And they asked me if I would
Do a little number
And I sang with all my might
She said "Tell me are you a christian?"
and I said
"Ma'm I am tonight"

Repeat *

Put on bermuda shorts and I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the burning sun
In the middle of a blazing heat
Put on bermuda shorts and I boarded the plane
Touched down in the land of the burning sun
In the middle of a blazing heat